Mmmmm... naughty nurses...

Legal brothels and naughty nurses, oh what a combination.

Helloooo, nurse!

Oddly enough...

...a few of my female friends are coming to the same conclusion.

As a male nurse I'm getting a kick...

/sign me up.

Hmm. Nurse-slash-prostitute.

I wonder if there are any photographs of what such a person might look like?

Unlikely, I know, but a man can hope.

Naughty Nurse thread!!! Excuse me while I go get some towels.

So, uh.... how much?

EugeneKranz: Helloooo, nurse!

I came for this. And the nurse pics. And the sponge bath.

Oh hey, how is that socialized health care working, Australia?

What! You didn't let the market set their true wages, so the people leave. Oh my, I never thought that could happen!

/ trolling
// was this good or did I try too hard ??

I knew it! Porn is true!

Seriously though, these nurses probably aren't hot. Unless you get off on pastel scrubs and Crocs. Not that there's anything wrong with that!

/hot of course...

Article is useless without pictures. What do these nurses look like?

No doubt nurses should be paid more. Having said that, there are a couple that I work with that I would pay a few bucks for a sponge bath.

I was watching a documentary on the new nursing techniques last night... Apparently, the director is very dedicated to the genre. In the upcumming features section at the end, they say they're going to explore some new ATM method. Bless those nurses for the good work they do.

Hot nurse thread.

How come all of the nurses I've seen have been sassy, mother-like black woman, not hot nurses?

Came, er, for the naughty nurses. Leaving, uh, satisfied.

hot nurse thread?!? I feel like Martini when he finally got his boat ride!

/hot linked bc hot nurses are hot

giggity.

I heard that you were feeling ill. Headache, fever, and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck, cause I'm the nurse who likes to...

fireclown: giggity.

Should I feel bad for beating her with a metal pipe?

michaeld5: You guys are all snapperheads.
Go to your local hospital and disabuse yourselves of the notion that most nurses are "hot."

I worked in a hospital, and now work in the private sector with nurses, I know the sad sad truth. Just let us have our fantasies.

fireclown: giggity.

What game is this?

Monkeypillow: fireclown: giggity.

What game is this?

Silent Hill.

Came for hot nurse pics, not leaving disappointed

michaeld5: You guys are all snapperheads.
Go to your local hospital and disabuse yourselves of the notion that most nurses are "hot."


We all know these are not pictures of nurses. These are pictures of whores dressed in slutty nurse costumes.

/mmmmmm slutty nurse costumes. Is there anything they can't do?

kidsizedcoffin: Monkeypillow: fireclown: giggity.

What game is this?

Silent Hill.

It looks too polished to be the first one.

michaeld5: You guys are all snapperheads.
Go to your local hospital and disabuse yourselves of the notion that most nurses are "hot."

The reality is this:

2 out of 5: complete uggos.
1 out of 5: eh, kinda sorta want, maybe with 2+ goggles of beer.
1 out of 5: MILFy-cougary goodness.
1 out of 5: Yes, please!

I've verified this working at several different hospitals.

Nursing students are easy to spot:

pink backpacks
sweatpants

Commonly heard dissing Jamie Lynn Spears for having her baby one month younger than when they had their own fatherless babies

this one is really a nurse... really.

Monkeypillow: kidsizedcoffin: Monkeypillow: fireclown: giggity.

What game is this?

Silent Hill.

It looks too polished to be the first one.

I'd say that is probably from 3, but it really could be from any of them after that, hard to say. I just meant from the Silent Hill series.

michaeld5: You guys are all snapperheads.
Go to your local hospital and disabuse yourselves of the notion that most nurses are "hot."

This, sadly. Not that I'd have been doing the profession any favors, had I finished nursing school. As a side note, I do work with a nurse now who is very pretty, but she'd probably look ridiculous in one of those tight white getups.

Male nurses, on the other hand, tend to be hot 4 times out of 5. That's just my personal experience, though, YMMV.

dionada: Male nurses, on the other hand, tend to be hot 4 times out of 5. That's just my personal experience, though, YMMV.

i think you misspelled gay.

michaeld5: You guys are all snapperheads.
Go to your local hospital and disabuse yourselves of the notion that most nurses are "hot."

Even the few that are hot tend to be hardasses. They're the female version of cops or drill sergeants.

The article makes it sound like the two jobs are mutually exclusive. It seems like a a business opportunity to me. The hospital could take a cut while also charging extra for a private room. Nurses are still available but have a chance at some extra cash. Win/win all around.

I have had the misfortune to be in hospital several times.

Each time there was eye candy be it paramedic, nurse, or technician.

Each time I was too farking sick to do more than notice with just a bit less than total disinterest.

/Hot nurses are wasted on the sick.

For awhile there was this HOT lady of the evening who was a nurse and man could she fark your brians out! She was over 50 but looked late 30's tops. God I hated when she retired would give double to see her again.

When my appendix ruptured & I was laid out in the hospital for a few days, I had a couple young hottie nurses on my floor.

Unfortunately, my roommate in the hospital was a total whiner jackarse & every time a nurse would approach the room he would make their job hell, so they all avoided our room.

Just not fair. I had to suffer terrible abdominal pain & didn't even get fawned over by nurse babes.

Giant Clown Shoe: dionada: Male nurses, on the other hand, tend to be hot 4 times out of 5. That's just my personal experience, though, YMMV.

i think you misspelled gay.

In my experience, the gheys tended to stick to ancillary areas, like phlebotomy, food service, and unintentional entertainment.

/was that wrong? should I not have done that?

schattenteufel: When my appendix ruptured & I was laid out in the hospital for a few days, I had a couple young hottie nurses on my floor.

Unfortunately, my roommate in the hospital was a total whiner jackarse & every time a nurse would approach the room he would make their job hell, so they all avoided our room.

Just not fair. I had to suffer terrible abdominal pain & didn't even get fawned over by nurse babes.

That's when you take your bedpan and throw it at your roommate.

dustman81: schattenteufel: When my appendix ruptured & I was laid out in the hospital for a few days, I had a couple young hottie nurses on my floor.

Unfortunately, my roommate in the hospital was a total whiner jackarse & every time a nurse would approach the room he would make their job hell, so they all avoided our room.

Just not fair. I had to suffer terrible abdominal pain & didn't even get fawned over by nurse babes.

That's when you take your bedpan and throw it at your roommate.


Make sure that there is something in it, too.

Oh PLEASE tell me they're still in uniforms... nurses, catholic school girls, and nuns...