Lame.

FTFA: Ralphie finds himself alone in the house and feeling randy.

EEEEWWWWW!

/Randy was his little brother.

If you're going to remake them, go XXX.

That sucked so hard

This headline is one letter off from making me click it.

StarlingFive: This headline is one letter off from making me click it.
Smovies?

dna_level_c: FTFA: Ralphie finds himself alone in the house and feeling randy.

EEEEWWWWW!

/Randy was his little brother.

Ahaha I totally forgot that.

00ghost27: That sucked so hard

Yep, it was pretty bad ....
Move along now citizen ...there is nothing to see here .....

heh ....heh ... Keep your SR close at hand .....time to nap ....

It's a Wonderful Life

This is about as close to perfection as movies get, and I pray they never remake it. But if they do, adding this scene is a great idea. Enjoy.

Looks like the link to youtube has been removed by NBC. I'm guessing it was the "lost ending" to It's A Wonderful Life shown on SNL, where they realize that Potter cheated them and they all go and stomp him to death.

SonOfSpam: It's a Wonderful Life

This is about as close to perfection as movies get, and I pray they never remake it. But if they do, adding this scene is a great idea. Enjoy.

Looks like the link to youtube has been removed by NBC. I'm guessing it was the "lost ending" to It's A Wonderful Life shown on SNL, where they realize that Potter cheated them and they all go and stomp him to death.

That was my guess. Classic skit.

StarlingFive: This headline is one letter off from making me click it.

Rated "AR"?

ARRRRRRRRRRR!

It's a Wonderful Life

This is about as close to perfection as movies get, and I pray they never remake it.

Isn't that spot usually designated for The Godfather or Citizen Kane or some such movie?

I actually like Its a Wonderful Life. I watch it once a year and I always manage to cry at the end, though carefully hiding my shame. Particularly after his brother says, "To George Bailey, the richest man in town." *tear. I'll admit it, I'm a sucker. But even then I wouldn't admit it was the most perfect movie ever. I couldn't watch it more than once a year.

StarlingFive: This headline is one letter off from making me click it.

RSTUVWX...That's six letters by my count.

When are they making some XXX Christmas movies?


Some chick with elf ears and Ron Jeremy in a Santa suit.....

I want the 4 minutes back that I wasted on this thing.

StarlingFive: This headline is one letter off from making me click it.

One letter off?

Seven Christmas movies that bare prime candidates for "R" rated remakes

It would be much better if they remade them as X rated movies. My adult pay per view has one I am planning to watch with the wife sometime close to christmas: The Slut who Stole Christmas.

Comedy!!!

Just when I thought you could not get any lamer than a Cracked list, this thing turns up.

Let's all join in a chorus of Styx's 'Too Much Time On My Hands'...

Wow. That's one more website I never want to visit again. I'll bet they think that list was performance art...

ttc2301: Let's all join in a chorus of Styx's 'Too Much Time On My Hands'...

**clap clap**

No "bad santa" I am dissapointed with you fark.

what a shiatty article. subby is a farktard.

Oldiron_79: elf

the world needs more elf porn

I saw Michael Moore's A Christmas Carol twice. I didn't want to but my compatriots insisted. It sucked both times. Good God, I hope they don't make another one!

Ralphie wants an Official Ahnold Assault Rifle, uses it on Scott Farcus. After which, the old man borrows it to use on the Bumpasses dogs. And the Bumpasses.

I wonder if there's a way to make that Michael Moore Christmas Carol without my wanting to kill myself from metaphor overdose halfway through.

I just love the idea of a Christmas Carol where the Scrooge doesn't learn- doesn't even have to be Bush.

I love Elf. You need to leave it the fark alone.

Ooooo! A "Mel Gibson Hates teh Jews" joke! Such cutting-edge culutral relevance!


Meh.

Ima4nic8or: It would be much better if they remade them as X rated movies. My adult pay per view has one I am planning to watch with the wife sometime close to christmas: The Slut who Stole Christmas.

Bitsoup + pron + Christmas (new window) (new window)

Enjoy (if you can get an account)

F'in stupid

eelcat: Just when I thought you could not get any lamer than a Cracked list, this thing turns up.

I keep telling Cracked haters, be careful what you wish for... Den of Geek has provided several horrid lists recently.

SOCIALIZED medical care...coming to the USA, no matter how hard you fight it. Say goodbye in a few years to going to a doctor of your choice, having a procedure done promptly.

How about: "Bowling for Columbine High School Musical"

Stopped reading at "Seth Rogen."

FTFA
".......to get Buddy laid"

If these retards had watched the movie, they would have seen that he ended up screwing Zooey Dechanel and had a kid.

Bastard.
I wanna screw her.