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(Cinematical) Amusing Seven Christmas movies that are prime candidates for "R" rated remakes   (cinematical.com) divider line 38
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TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 12:08:12 PM  
Lame.

 
dna_level_c [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 12:44:44 PM  
FTFA: Ralphie finds himself alone in the house and feeling randy.

EEEEWWWWW!

/Randy was his little brother.

 
eff ewe 2008-12-21 02:30:46 PM  
If you're going to remake them, go XXX.

 
00ghost27 2008-12-21 02:30:49 PM  
That sucked so hard

 
StarlingFive 2008-12-21 02:31:25 PM  
This headline is one letter off from making me click it.

 
Myth Sammich 2008-12-21 02:35:58 PM  
StarlingFive: This headline is one letter off from making me click it.
Smovies?

 
PaperxTiger 2008-12-21 02:37:07 PM  
dna_level_c: FTFA: Ralphie finds himself alone in the house and feeling randy.

EEEEWWWWW!

/Randy was his little brother.


Ahaha I totally forgot that.

 
Pud [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 02:37:15 PM  
00ghost27: That sucked so hard

Yep, it was pretty bad ....
Move along now citizen ...there is nothing to see here .....

heh ....heh ... Keep your SR close at hand .....time to nap ....

 
SonOfSpam 2008-12-21 02:37:56 PM  
It's a Wonderful Life

This is about as close to perfection as movies get, and I pray they never remake it. But if they do, adding this scene is a great idea. Enjoy.


Looks like the link to youtube has been removed by NBC. I'm guessing it was the "lost ending" to It's A Wonderful Life shown on SNL, where they realize that Potter cheated them and they all go and stomp him to death.

 
nolanvoid 2008-12-21 02:40:21 PM  
SonOfSpam: It's a Wonderful Life

This is about as close to perfection as movies get, and I pray they never remake it. But if they do, adding this scene is a great idea. Enjoy.

Looks like the link to youtube has been removed by NBC. I'm guessing it was the "lost ending" to It's A Wonderful Life shown on SNL, where they realize that Potter cheated them and they all go and stomp him to death.


That was my guess. Classic skit.

 
Summoner101 [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 02:42:16 PM  
StarlingFive: This headline is one letter off from making me click it.

Rated "AR"?

ARRRRRRRRRRR!

 
michaeld5 2008-12-21 02:43:16 PM  
katherinetanzhilin.googlepages.com

 
evajyna 2008-12-21 02:46:19 PM  
It's a Wonderful Life

This is about as close to perfection as movies get, and I pray they never remake it.


Isn't that spot usually designated for The Godfather or Citizen Kane or some such movie?

I actually like Its a Wonderful Life. I watch it once a year and I always manage to cry at the end, though carefully hiding my shame. Particularly after his brother says, "To George Bailey, the richest man in town." *tear. I'll admit it, I'm a sucker. But even then I wouldn't admit it was the most perfect movie ever. I couldn't watch it more than once a year.

 
OscarTamerz 2008-12-21 03:07:48 PM  
StarlingFive: This headline is one letter off from making me click it.

RSTUVWX...That's six letters by my count.

 
Oldiron_79 2008-12-21 03:19:09 PM  
When are they making some XXX Christmas movies?


Some chick with elf ears and Ron Jeremy in a Santa suit.....

 
piratepudn 2008-12-21 03:30:55 PM  
I want the 4 minutes back that I wasted on this thing.

 
The Puzzler 2008-12-21 03:35:35 PM  
StarlingFive: This headline is one letter off from making me click it.

One letter off?

Seven Christmas movies that bare prime candidates for "R" rated remakes

 
Ima4nic8or 2008-12-21 03:41:38 PM  
It would be much better if they remade them as X rated movies. My adult pay per view has one I am planning to watch with the wife sometime close to christmas: The Slut who Stole Christmas.

 
GuyCaballero 2008-12-21 03:44:28 PM  
Comedy!!!

 
eelcat 2008-12-21 04:17:55 PM  
Just when I thought you could not get any lamer than a Cracked list, this thing turns up.

 
ttc2301 2008-12-21 04:18:48 PM  
Let's all join in a chorus of Styx's 'Too Much Time On My Hands'...

 
Vitamin Pb [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 04:35:57 PM  
Wow. That's one more website I never want to visit again. I'll bet they think that list was performance art...

 
PizzaJedi81 2008-12-21 04:38:57 PM  
ttc2301: Let's all join in a chorus of Styx's 'Too Much Time On My Hands'...

**clap clap**

 
Yes Sound 2008-12-21 04:42:11 PM  
No "bad santa" I am dissapointed with you fark.

 
darth_nick23 2008-12-21 04:44:26 PM  
what a shiatty article. subby is a farktard.

 
theinsultabot9000 2008-12-21 05:28:06 PM  
Oldiron_79: elf

the world needs more elf porn

 
rv4-farker 2008-12-21 05:40:17 PM  
I saw Michael Moore's A Christmas Carol twice. I didn't want to but my compatriots insisted. It sucked both times. Good God, I hope they don't make another one!

 
simpsonfan 2008-12-21 06:00:53 PM  
Ralphie wants an Official Ahnold Assault Rifle, uses it on Scott Farcus. After which, the old man borrows it to use on the Bumpasses dogs. And the Bumpasses.

 
zephyrkate 2008-12-21 06:06:34 PM  
I wonder if there's a way to make that Michael Moore Christmas Carol without my wanting to kill myself from metaphor overdose halfway through.

I just love the idea of a Christmas Carol where the Scrooge doesn't learn- doesn't even have to be Bush.

 
Maudite 2008-12-21 06:20:36 PM  
I love Elf. You need to leave it the fark alone.

 
The Yattering 2008-12-21 06:39:26 PM  
Ooooo! A "Mel Gibson Hates teh Jews" joke! Such cutting-edge culutral relevance!


Meh.

 
NathanielTaggart 2008-12-21 08:18:12 PM  
Ima4nic8or: It would be much better if they remade them as X rated movies. My adult pay per view has one I am planning to watch with the wife sometime close to christmas: The Slut who Stole Christmas.

Bitsoup + pron + Christmas (new window)
(new window)

Enjoy (if you can get an account)

 
bullwrinkle 2008-12-21 08:24:21 PM  
F'in stupid

 
Fano 2008-12-21 08:26:19 PM  
eelcat: Just when I thought you could not get any lamer than a Cracked list, this thing turns up.

I keep telling Cracked haters, be careful what you wish for... Den of Geek has provided several horrid lists recently.

 
p51d007 2008-12-21 10:06:55 PM  
SOCIALIZED medical care...coming to the USA, no matter how hard you fight it. Say goodbye in a few years to going to a doctor of your choice, having a procedure done promptly.

 
hokiethug1992 2008-12-22 07:40:35 AM  
How about: "Bowling for Columbine High School Musical"

 
Persecuted Minority 2008-12-22 11:44:48 AM  
Stopped reading at "Seth Rogen."

 
foxtail 2008-12-22 03:52:35 PM  
FTFA
".......to get Buddy laid"

If these retards had watched the movie, they would have seen that he ended up screwing Zooey Dechanel and had a kid.

Bastard.
I wanna screw her.

 
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