I don't think you intended this, but there is a Polish beer called Okicim. One of its slogans is, "It's OK beer."

Ya sure you betcha. Sven and Ole were down by da polka hall for a fish fry and wouldn'tcha know it but someone started shootin' da place oop. I dang near dropped my brat.

Oom pow pow, oom pow pow, oom pow pow

Was it pandalerium? Could someone have been killed, or even worst?

/may be obscure
//but doubtful that it is

Music and fashion was always the passion at the Concertina,
Andy shot a dude.

Andy needs to get more time in on the range. Those baddies shoulda left only in body bags.

I'll be your Huckleberry

It was probably the neighbors and they were aiming for the accordion. I would rather listen to Chocolate Rain on an endless loop than polka.

A magical polka bar, frequented by many police officers and subject to periodic shotgun spray. Where do I sign up??!!

Someone attempted to Kilbasa.

Wow! TFA has everything: whiskey, guns, polka AND man getting shot in the buttocks!

She said she hopes the shooting doesn't scare patrons away from the historic beer hall

You know who else had a shoot out in a beer hall?

"I understand you were wounded. Where were you hit, son?"

/Hot like bullet fragments
//And Jenny

Roll out the Glocks, we'll have a barrel of fun ...

The moral of this story? Don't fark with Art's Concertina Bar. Who really expects a Glock wielding bartender @ a polka bar? That's like expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

I hope no lightbulbs were broken. Could take years to replace.

/very Polish. Actualy quite smrt.

Solty Dog: It was probably the neighbors and they were aiming for the accordion. I would rather listen to Chocolate Rain on an endless loop than polka.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

Nobody cries when you cut up an accordion.

Who stole the kishka? Someone call a cop!

Taken from the police interview:

"Okay so the band was doing a Polka remix of Uffie's 'Pop The Glock,' when the Tuba player saw Danny Janowski saunter in wearing lederhosen and a crazed look on his face... "

Yes! I knew this would be in Wisconsin.
And upon closer inspection it seems to be the exact same bar at which my work held their Christmas party last week, which I did not attend because I'm a lowly intern and wouldn't know anyone.

I demand a song about this. And it must be a collaboration between "Weird Al" Yankovic & Ray Stevens.

Scary??? SCARY??? Where is the HERO tag?

This is how we roll in Milwaukee.

Bartenders with Glocks popping caps in the ass of masked shotgun
welding robbers in concertina bars.

I LOVE living here.

score one for the good guys, now lets get Andy some range time so next time he gets some head shots...yes gun grabbers would rather they cow down before these bad guys and just give em' some money...how about no, here is some hot lead instead!! good job Andy but work on yer shot!!

Damn, dirty Pollacks.

This concertina bar, by the way, is an awesome time capsule. Like the Holler House not far away with its 1 bowling lane and pin boy.

Stepping into these places is like walking into the 30's, but in color.

It's too bad the neighborhoods suck now. But there's still lots of us Polacks clinging to the south side!

Ah, yes, the Maya episode...

Wasn't it Doc the harp player who got "capped" in the buttocks? Seems like Andy isn't so handy with the Glock--he wasn't sure if he hit the shooters but his own man Doc did get clipped and the shooters were shooting a shotgun.

Don't mess with the polka crowd...........

What a surprise. Seven posts in and someone is criticizing the bartender's accuracy.

/unavailable for comment

I just watched the Henry Fonda/Victor Mature My Darling Clementine last night. Used to the Russell/Kilmer, not used to Earp and Holliday constantly almost killing each other. And mean Walter Brennan.

The song My Darling Clementine is actually nursery rhyme-esque and not very sad at all, if you listen to the lyrics...

/had to get that out there
//realize it wasn't a subject of discussion
///Earp

Lol, the bartender totally shot the harmonica player in the ass

It's nice to see that the Concertina Bar is still open. It was up for sale a couple of years ago and I hadn't heard that it has a new owner. I guess the bartender showed them what Glock
enspiel means.

I love my hometown. (heart)

/filter wont let me put a

damn it!!!
filter won't let me put a left facing arrow and a 3 together to make a heart. (that should have said)

/but the filter erased that on my previous comment.

//stupid filter.

Drink a little beer and drink a little scotch
Turn around and kick your neighbor in the crotch
It's no fun if you just stand and watch
Do the Punk Polkaaaaa!

/This is Fark, therefore it cannot be obscure

jmsvrsn: I guess the bartender showed them what Glock
enspiel means.

You bet. "Glock" and "spiel" -- in other words, Glock talk.

I'm hit!