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(Daily Mail) Silly Airport security staff stop clown cop, order strip-search, confiscate his plastic handcuffs, which were deemed a "risk"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 31
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thesubliminalman 2008-12-21 01:05:16 PM  
You know how many of them ya can fit in that tiny airplane?

 
Iron Chef Scottish 2008-12-21 01:08:09 PM  
A shame they didn't ship the creepy f*ck off to Gitmo for a cockmeat sandwich.
I don't like clowns.

 
SharkInfested 2008-12-21 01:08:23 PM  
good. Round up all the clowns. They're a menace to sanity and the nightmare-free existence of people everywhere.

/take the mimes while you're at it

 
NakedDrummer 2008-12-21 01:14:15 PM  
how could they tell the difference between this guy and a real cop? he has the police issued beer guy for it.

 
evajyna 2008-12-21 01:16:13 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Does this look like the face of a terrorist?

The correct answer is: Yes

 
Bad_ad85 2008-12-21 01:16:43 PM  
I have this image of security pulling a really long hankie out of his pocket/mouth.

 
pinguwin 2008-12-21 01:19:47 PM  
SharkInfested:
/take the mimes while you're at it


I'll take this one home for sure.

farm4.static.flickr.com

 
The Grinch 2008-12-21 01:22:40 PM  
TFA: He told us that he normally uses pink fluffy handcuffs

Heh. Me too.

 
MilitaryTigger 2008-12-21 01:23:17 PM  
Fault here lies with the Idiots in charge of the Variety Club... They knowingly invited a clown in full gear to arrive for a flight... and DIDN'T provide a company rep to escort him through security.

Idiots. No way in heck this poor guy would get through any proper security setup dressed like that.

Airline security did right. Variety team screwed the pooch... and the clown.

 
yagottabefarkinkiddinme 2008-12-21 01:23:25 PM  
The only good clown is a dead clown.

/I HATE clowns.
//Feel much better now.
///Mimes are cool, clowns are creepy pervs.

 
SpacePunk 2008-12-21 01:25:42 PM  
At first they recognized him as one of their own, until it was apparent that he knew what he was doing.

 
T-Luv 2008-12-21 01:25:48 PM  
I have to go help my clown grandparents make balloon animals for kids down at the children's hospital today so I'm really getting a kick and so on.

 
pinguwin 2008-12-21 01:26:58 PM  
yagottabefarkinkiddinme: The only good clown is a dead clown...clowns are creepy pervs.

www.fitsnews.com

This hotlink is obligatory and yes, he is very, very dead now.

/friend's dad was the judge who sentenced him to a date with a needle

 
PinkoLeftist 2008-12-21 01:29:03 PM  
Send in the nuns! Er, clowns!

 
toraque [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 01:32:02 PM  
When did we start exporting the TSA?

 
Lord Summerisle 2008-12-21 01:41:20 PM  
Clowns should be farking exterminated.

 
shtychkn 2008-12-21 01:44:46 PM  
pinguwin: SharkInfested:
/take the mimes while you're at it

I'll take this one home for sure.


Wouldn't that be a living statue and not a mime? Do living statues count as mimes? If so, they are the only acceptable mime.

 
beoswulf 2008-12-21 01:57:36 PM  
In before the bleeding heart farkers calling everybody with a dissenting opinion coulrophobe racists and the responses on how clown isn't a race.

 
The_Y2P_Problem 2008-12-21 02:03:37 PM  
SharkInfested: /take the mimes while you're at it

Come now... A mime is a terrible thing to waste.

 
MrBentor 2008-12-21 02:08:05 PM  
Clown=Terrorists
Plastic handcuffs? Kinko the Clown would approve.

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-12-21 02:15:00 PM  
shtychkn: pinguwin: SharkInfested:
/take the mimes while you're at it

I'll take this one home for sure.

Wouldn't that be a living statue and not a mime? Do living statues count as mimes? If so, they are the only acceptable mime.


Mimes with sense enough to shut up ... so to speak.

 
Kanyon 2008-12-21 02:19:39 PM  
I just had items confiscated by the TSA so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies...

 
Dinty Moore's Law 2008-12-21 02:19:49 PM  

 
Purple_Jack 2008-12-21 02:21:10 PM  
If the Iraqi reporter who attacked Bush last week had been wearing clown shoes, think of the damage he could have done.

 
SharkInfested 2008-12-21 02:34:35 PM  
The_Y2P_Problem: SharkInfested: /take the mimes while you're at it

Come now... A mime is a terrible thing to waste.


Come on, don't talk back, mime is money.

 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 03:16:40 PM  
pinguwin: I'll take this one home for sure.

Want.

 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 03:17:19 PM  
Oh, and back on subject--let's be fair here, guys.

If this clown turned out to be another shoe bomber, he could have levelled a city block.

 
adeist69 2008-12-21 03:25:33 PM  
Relatively Obscure: Oh, and back on subject--let's be fair here, guys.

If this clown turned out to be another shoe bomber, he could have levelled a city block.



Why would he want to bomb shoes?


/ducks

 
PizzaJedi81 2008-12-21 04:13:01 PM  
What a Bozo.

/got nothin'

 
Cosmic Crab 2008-12-21 06:39:06 PM  
A clown cop? Does he hunt down clowns breaking the Clown Code?

 
david_lockhart 2008-12-22 04:11:55 AM  
This should be tasered, shot and dropped out of the air plnace over the atlantic :
www.buffo.com
/Yup its hot linked
//Yup it creeps me out
///English spelling of taser

 
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