santadog: scooter shop

Scooter shop? Do you answer scooter questions?
//sorry for thread jack, in fact I do think riding a motorized beer crate is a perfectly cromulent way to go through life.

"The suspect is helmetless; I repeat, helmetless."

I would be worried about weight distribution over long trips. You would have to make sure to take bottles from the front in order to keep proper traction.

Sorry, I think shirtless would be the preffered way, actually


/giggity

An anti-hoon law was also introduced in Victoria in July 2006. Offenders are liable to have their vehicle(s) confiscated and/or impounded, regardless of who owns the vehicle(s). Offences include "intentionally burning rubber", speeding, and "donuts".

Aussies are a bunch repressed wankers, aint they?

santadog: Running time trials in the parking lot of my scooter shop.

I would very much like to make one of those -it would be excellent for camping and picnicking. Do you sell kits or plans, by any chance?

Idiot, Jackass, and Darwin trifecta in play.

I disagree...

HOT.

TheOther: An anti-hoon law was also introduced in Victoria in July 2006. Offenders are liable to have their vehicle(s) confiscated and/or impounded, regardless of who owns the vehicle(s). Offences include "intentionally burning rubber", speeding, and "donuts".

Aussies are a bunch repressed wankers, aint they?

And their cops, apparently, can't get their own farking donuts.

Shirtless poon > shirtless hoon

The shirtless hoon is obviously well schooled in aerodynamics. His head down & catching the draft off the truck for the pass was classic.

The Hoon was obviuously having a great time. BRAVO!

subby: Shirtless, helmetless, and riding a motorized beer crate is no way looks like a pretty fun way to go through life, son.

FTFY.

Shirtless, helmetless, and riding a motorized beer crate is no way to go through life, son


Says you.

Werner lives!

Volles Rooäää!!! - gekotzt wird später.

/That IS obscure.

Oh no! Who can stop such debauchery?

Shirtless, helmetless, and riding a motorized beer crate is no way to go through life, son

A little too late for that whit of wisdom, dad.

Subby: Shirtless, helmetless, and riding a motorized beer crate is no way to go through life, son

I think that depends on how many beers are left in the crate.

That looks like a very smooth road.

Erik_Emune: Werner lives!

Volles Rooäää!!! - gekotzt wird später.

/That IS obscure.

"gefaxenen geölenen..."

/VERY early werner comic
//with a dane and a drakkar
///and lots of FAXE

Says who?

cowgirl toffee: Oh no! Who can stop such debauchery?

All it needs is Yakety Sax.

Was the beer okay?

"Dude! The Hoon's here! Whew hoo! Lets get wasted on beer that's all shaken up & warm! And look he's half naked! Hoon! Hoon! Hoon! Hoon! Hoon! Hoon!"

Erik_Emune: Werner lives!

Volles Rooäää!!! - gekotzt wird später.

/That IS obscure.

nein, ist es nicht.

/beinhart

TJeremy: cowgirl toffee: Oh no! Who can stop such debauchery?

All it needs is Yakety Sax.

Brilliant!



The only thing different... we'll have to play Yakety Sax really, really, slow.

That's pretty damn funny, really.

The hell it isn't, SUBBY.

Did someone say Hoon?

but it's a good start.

fireclown: The hell it isn't, SUBBY.

Yes, actually it is...Good one subby...
/I snickered, ...

The Barbie Jeep steering wheel is a nice touch.

Plans?

Though the cooler with the blond looks pretty good too, especially if it comes with the full accessory package.

Dude, where's my car motorized beer cart?

Xena420: Dude, where's my car motorized beer cart?

Look over your left shoulder ...

Militant Moderate: santadog: scooter shop

Scooter shop? Do you answer scooter questions?
//sorry for thread jack, in fact I do think riding a motorized beer crate is a perfectly cromulent way to go through life.

yes I do

SpiderQueenDemon: santadog: Running time trials in the parking lot of my scooter shop.

I would very much like to make one of those -it would be excellent for camping and picnicking. Do you sell kits or plans, by any chance?

http://www.yachtsee.com/cruzincooler.htm

cowgirl toffee: TJeremy: cowgirl toffee: Oh no! Who can stop such debauchery?

All it needs is Yakety Sax.

Brilliant!



The only thing different... we'll have to play Yakety Sax really, really, slow.

Here's your Yakety Sax (new window)

You ain't nothin' but a Hoon, Dawg!

This is the first time I have ever seen the word "hoon".

Probably because by the time Canadians are drunk enough to think of a stunt like this, they're too drunk to stand up.

Or maybe we just don't feel the need for a special word for it because the roads are full of idjits and French drivers at the best of times. The back roads are full of hoons, half with hounds hangin' out of the window. It must be hereditary because the French and French Canadians learned to drive on separate continents without much, if any, cross-contamination.

Unless you're Mexican you have probably never hooned with 15 children and unattached bins weighing more than the children on the back of your pickup truck. Throw in a couple of loose chainsaws and a couple of large dogs, and you've got yourself a day at the county fair for less than the price of a single adult admission.

Yes, I know the concept well. I've just never heard the word.

Urban Dictionary says:

"1. hoon 131 up, 28 down
1. To travel at speed in a confined area, or do burnouts on a public road in traffic ..
2. To show off in a dagerous manner, mostly with a vehicle or engine powered item ..
Look at that bloody dangerous hoon!!
(YELLED IN ANNOYANCE AT OFFENDER).. YA farkIN' HOON!!!
by Onetrack Mar 18, 2004 share this add comment
2. hoon 66 up, 23 down
Somebody who engages in the following activities whilst in control of a motor vehicle

1) High speed driving (often > 40 K's over)

2) The delibrate loss of traction of 1 or more wheels

3) The delibrate loss of control of a vehicle, better known as "drifting"

4) Participating in illegal (drag) racing

5) The performance of other acts such as burnouts, donuts, fishtails

Most hoons have no regard for traffic laws and are rude to police officers however this is not neccessarily the case
Hoon 1: Did u hear bro, I killed that xr6 turbo in my stock skyline

Hoon 2: Nice, what did u get up to

Hoon 1: We got up to about 180km/h then i started to back off. Then i took it sideways down a sidestreet coz i thought there were coppers behind us

Hoon 2: Nice, bloody pigs!

hooning drift donut burnout drag
by Taso Jul 10, 2006 share this add comment
3. Hoon 48 up, 24 down
to travel at a high velocity, preferrably in a car.
He farking hooned it down that straight!
by Danger mouse Feb 12, 2004"

Wikipedia says:

"The term hoon was first used at the turn of the 20th century in Australia, where it referred to a man living off immoral earnings [1] (i.e. a pimp). "Hoon" was first used with its current meaning (as a shortened form of "hooligan" [2]) by Ian "Molly" Meldrum during an interview with Brian Mannix on the Australian TV show Countdown in 1985. Since that time it has achieved wide use to describe any young male or female who drives in a manner which is anti-social by the standards of contemporary society. Generally, a hoon is any person who drives any vehicle dangerously and/or fast.

It can also refer to a dachshund, a play of word on "-hund", which is the german word for dog."


Wikipedia adds: "The term is so widespread in Western Australia that in 2004 the state government introduced Anti-Hoon Legislation[3]."

That was a gem well worth getting out of bed at 2:00 p.m. for.

Anti-Hoon Legislation.

Anti-Hoon Legislation.

Anti-Hoon Legislation.

Are we having fun yet?

santadog: cowgirl toffee: TJeremy: cowgirl toffee: Oh no! Who can stop such debauchery?

All it needs is Yakety Sax.

Brilliant!



The only thing different... we'll have to play Yakety Sax really, really, slow.

Here's your Yakety Sax (new window)

SO, SO, SO, SO MUCH WIN. I WILL CLEAR MY CALENDAR TONIGHT TO FULLY EXPLORE THIS. I LOVE YOU, INTERNET MAN.

santadog: cowgirl toffee: TJeremy: cowgirl toffee: Oh no! Who can stop such debauchery?

All it needs is Yakety Sax.

Brilliant!



The only thing different... we'll have to play Yakety Sax really, really, slow.

Here's your Yakety Sax (new window)

Oh my... (new window)

You can always spot the American.