Fark them. the farking farks.

Maybe they'd prefer "Happy Farking Holidays"?

Peace on Earth, goodwill to men, you cocksuckers.

Jesus is the farking reason for the farking season?

Yes, because nothing demonstrates a massive intellect better than a Christmas card with the sort of sentiments you can get on any British street from the neanderthal knuckle draggers that pass for the population these days. A fitting tribute to the society that has been created.

This headline made my day. I don't know why.

/Probably still drunk from last night.

...and I was going to wish them a Happy F*cking New Year too....

^^ RTFA

Wow. Quite the eye-opening results when I GIS'ed for "merry farking christmas"... NSFW (as always)

Nobody's posted this yet?

Merry farking Christmas (new window)

Ann Widdecombe is a twat

Hey there, Mr. Shintoist! Merry farkin' Christmas. God is gonna kick your ass. You infidelic pagan scum.

This would be the perfect present for Uncle Farker.

zez: Nobody's posted this yet?

Merry farking Christmas (new window)

I'll see your South Park, and raise you a Monty Python.

From a recent Christopher Hitchens article on Slate:

I had never before been a special fan of that great comedian Phyllis Diller, but she utterly won my heart this week by sending me an envelope that, when opened, contained a torn-off square of brown-bag paper of the kind suitable for latrine duty in an ill-run correctional facility. Duly unfurled, it carried a handwritten salutation reading as follows:

Money's scarce
Times are hard
Here's your f******
Xmas card

How about "Merry ('I didn't fark her, honestly' - Joseph) Christmas."

Monty Python is not amused:

Merry Farking Christmas All! (new window)

It's more of the goddamn war on motherfarking Christmas!

PizzaJedi81: zez: Nobody's posted this yet?

Merry farking Christmas (new window)

I'll see your South Park, and raise you a Monty Python.

Dang it too slow. Glad I wasn't the only one thinking it.

Suck a Christmas out of my jelly filled ass!!

All this time and only one TF response? What ever happened to immaculate reception?

"Are you drunk?"

"NO! I have a cold! I'm high as a kite & my teeth are green! Merry F*cking Christmas!"

Oh Yeah?
(poss. nsfw. but here's a cute baby to make up for it.)

Still waiting to receive a card saying "What the fark is Kwanzaa anyways?"

I am the type of person who generally hates cards unless they're particularly clever, unusual, or funny. Or just flat-out offensive. I hate sappy sentimental cards. So, I would get a kick out of receiving one of these. And only a dumbass would send one to somebody they're not sure would appreciate it.

I'm an excellent driver: Yes, because nothing demonstrates a massive intellect better than a Christmas card with the sort of sentiments you can get on any British street from the neanderthal knuckle draggers that pass for the population these days. A fitting tribute to the society that has been created.
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Um, sorry, but...these cards have been available in the US for decades. I used to buy them in a card shop on Lexington Ave. back in the 80's.

Send them over to my townhouse, where last year the neighbors right across from me spent part of Christmas Day last year watching porn on their giant TV with the shades up. We'll see how sensitive they are about the cards then.

skinink:
Still waiting to receive a caard saying "What the faark is Kwanzaa anywaays?"

FTFA (Fixed that for aardvarks)

I'll see your South Park and Monty Python Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson and raise you Denis Leary! (new window)

Mentat: It's more of the goddamn war on motherfarking Christmas!

I thought I was the only one.

I'm so offended, I'm going to run right out,
Incite a riot,
Wreck the Danish embassy, and
Burn a Hallmark store!!!

I'm an excellent driver: Yes, because nothing demonstrates a massive intellect better than a Christmas card with the sort of sentiments you can get on any British street from the neanderthal knuckle draggers that pass for the population these days. A fitting tribute to the society that has been created.

Yeah. No one swore in my day.

/my lawn, get the flip off it

Devo Cornholiosky: I'll see your South Park and Monty Python Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson and raise you Denis Leary! (new window)

Love the song, positively sh*tty video.

Sumdumfarkr: I'm so offended, I'm going to run right out,
Incite a riot,
Wreck the Danish embassy, and
Burn a Hallmark store!!!

I think that's called Ramadan Caroling.

If you're going to post the South Park one, and least link to the animated one, not some dufus audio only YouTube.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/151728/ (new window)

A benign, serene holiday experience to honor all the Gods and Goddesses worshipped by everyone everywhere.

"Christmas is a time when everything should be innocent.

I agree.
Christmas should reflect the innocence of an all powerful supreme entity who has the power to create life out of thin air yet chose to satisfy his lust by impregnating an innocent 12 year old girl.

One of the cards on sale shows three men holding placards bearing the slogans "Merry Christmas ------", "Merry ------- Christmas" and "Merry Christmas ------".

Anyone else wondering if the first and third are the same or not?

Psychotropic: "Christmas is a time when everything should be innocent.

I agree.
Christmas should reflect the innocence of an all powerful supreme entity who has the power to create life out of thin air yet chose to satisfy his lust by impregnating an innocent 12 year old girl.

Hey, it worked for Zeus...

What Christmas is really about...



...knickers in little knots.

Merry farking Christmas, you farking donkey!

Brewster: One of the cards on sale shows three men holding placards bearing the slogans "Merry Christmas ------", "Merry ------- Christmas" and "Merry Christmas ------".

Anyone else wondering if the first and third are the same or not?

Yes, and also wondering what they are. Time to enable voting?

luckyeddie: Ann Widdecombe is a twat

I wonder how many of these cards she is going to get in the mail now.

bibli0phile: luckyeddie: Ann Widdecombe is a twat

I wonder how many of these cards she is going to get in the mail now.

Enough to fill her box.

LordJiro: Devo Cornholiosky: I'll see your South Park and Monty Python Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson and raise you Denis Leary! (new window)

Love the song, positively sh*tty video.

Agreed, but the best YouTube would cough up.

Wishing you and yours all the Brightest and Warmest Blessings of the Living Sun on this Yulestice Day!

/why, yes I am...

"Christmas is a time when everything should be innocent. This just shows the decadence we have slipped into and I would urge people not to buy them."

Yeah I'm sure only during the Christmas season is when you push your "innocent society" shait on the rest of the public. Face it lady, Christmas doesn't belong to the Christians anymore. You've sacrificed religious affiliation for wide exposure, deal with it.

God I'm in a bad mood since school let out...

As usual, I feel a great sense of irritation at the views expressed in TFA:

Ann Widdecombe MP said: "These cards are profane. Christmas is a Christian festival and should not be associated with swearing and vulgarity. Furthermore it's rotten for parents whose children can see them on open display.

"Christmas is a time when everything should be innocent. This just shows the decadence we have slipped into and I would urge people not to buy them."

I absolutely detest the sheer arrogance inherent in that statement. For some of us, many of us, christmas is a massive pain in the ass, that we put up with, for your silly ass's sake and other idiot folk like you, there, Ann Widdecombe MP. Your assumption that a few mean spirited souls are trying to ruin xmas for the rest of us, is either completely and blissfully naive, or cynically meant to exclude and isolate those who don't toe the party line, so to speak. But as one of the minority who is happy to speak out about my disgust and hatred of this time of year, I loathe this sort of assumptive lets-gang-up-on-satanist-Christmas-haters vibe that goes on as folks frantically reassure themselves that yes, WE! ARE! JOLLY!

\ on the other hand, go fark yourself, Ann Widdecombe MP.

Denis Leary wishes you a Merry F*%#ing Christmas (new window)