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(Star-Bulletin) Dumbass Good: Drive pickup 11.5 miles from big town to rural home, without stops. Bad: Run into seven other vehicles along the way   (starbulletin.com) divider line 16
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John_Rat_Safari 2008-12-21 09:58:34 AM  
How many people every day do something like this?

In other news, cat gets stuck in tree and in other other news it might rain sometime this week.

 
scrumpox 2008-12-21 10:00:05 AM  
He forgot he lived in Kapaa and thought he lived in Kapow?

 
PokeyMon 2008-12-21 10:00:57 AM  
Ah, a Sunday morning math problem. That's only one crash every 1.6428571 miles. I've done much better than that.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 10:01:10 AM  
So just take his license away for good, and be done with it.

 
J. W. Booth 2008-12-21 10:10:44 AM  
I didn't see any mention of booze. But it seems if he would have had maybe just one or two more shots of booze he probably would have passed out after #2.

 
adeist69 2008-12-21 10:50:35 AM  
What, was there ice on the roads in Hawaii too?

 
skinink 2008-12-21 10:50:46 AM  
Damn, I was sure it was a woman driver.

 
Sim Tree [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 11:00:21 AM  
You know, technically, those are "stops"

 
Richard Saunders 2008-12-21 11:16:34 AM  
Well, to be fair, the police didn't order him to stop until after the seventh accident.

 
Simplex_X-L [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 11:39:37 AM  
That guy's an amateur. I once drove from San Diego to Los Angeles nonstop without even touching the brake pedal. That's 120+ miles and without even being close to hitting other vehicles.

/No joke.
//In an F-150.
///On a Sunday morning. Very little traffic.

 
Pud [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 12:26:18 PM  
Simplex_X-L: That guy's an amateur. I once drove from San Diego to Los Angeles nonstop without even touching the brake pedal. That's 120+ miles and without even being close to hitting other vehicles.

/No joke.
//In an F-150.
///On a Sunday morning. Very little traffic.


I have driven from Cali ... to GA without hitting anything ...

/Want to call you a name
//Will not ....
///F150 is a pussy truck ....

////ducks...

 
davidphogan [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 01:50:52 PM  
Simplex_X-L: That guy's an amateur. I once drove from San Diego to Los Angeles nonstop without even touching the brake pedal. That's 120+ miles and without even being close to hitting other vehicles.

/No joke.
//In an F-150.
///On a Sunday morning. Very little traffic.


To add to the challenge, try doing it without using I-5 or I-15.

 
Simplex_X-L [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 02:20:34 PM  
davidphogan: To add to the challenge, try doing it without using I-5 or I-15.

I was on I-405 from the merge at Irvine northward. Surprised there was not much traffic near the LAX area, normally a guaranteed slowdown from Century Boulevard through at least Santa Monica.

 
Cadaviar 2008-12-21 07:44:55 PM  
Heh. I'm related to this guy (through marriage only, thankfully). Very disconcerting to see a Fark thread about him.

What's worse is I didn't think to submit the article.

 
JamesLi 2008-12-21 08:59:35 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: So just take his license away for good, and be done with it.

Because that'll stop him from driving.

 
SandmaN_R 2008-12-22 12:25:13 AM  
Was THIS man driving?

www.chicagotribune.com

/still hot like San Andreas

 
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