Keep him away from Gary Busey, he might try to steal his cocaine.

Your mama so dumb I told her it was chili outside and she went and got a bowl.

MrsGarrett: Your mama so dumb I told her it was chili outside and she went and got a bowl.

Is this a reference to "Bebe's Kids"?

tetsoushima: MrsGarrett: Your mama so dumb I told her it was chili outside and she went and got a bowl.

Is this a reference to "Bebe's Kids"?

Yes. They don't die, they multiply.

See? This is why you don't have to jump into Lake Michigan if your dog falls in!

/I'm here too much, aren't I?

I'm surprised the dog was actually smart enough to hold on to the rope so firefighters could pull it out.

Of course if it was already in that water for 30 minutes then maybe it was just chillin' and wanted to play tug?

yeah ...

mLayth: maybe it was just chillin'

What you did there ...

I see it ...

Remember to poke holes in him with a fork before you put him in the microwave...

It's not dead until warm and dead.

Too bad the the firefighers did not have any warm T for the dog.

Dog survives more than 30 minutes in icy river before being rescued by firefighers who nickname him "Chili." Your dog w-wants a st-t-t-teak hot dog

ftfy subby

The owners rushed the dog to a local animal clinic and McAllister said the dog was expected to survive. McAllister said he was surprised the dog was doing so well because the temperature was about 13 degrees below zero at the time he fell into the water.

Somehow I suspect the liquid water the dog was in was at least 45 degrees warmer (or 13 Celsius, doesn't say).

"Icy what you did there."

Pffft. My dogs laugh at this dog's wussiehood.

They've spent the past week diligently removing blocks of ice from my pond to make themselves a swimming hole (I shiat you not).

Keeping labs away from water is impossible, no matter how cold it is outside.

Look at me, Martin.

/no Get Shorty references yet?

SwiftFox:
Somehow I suspect the liquid water the dog was in was at least 45 degrees warmer (or 13 Celsius, doesn't say).

Unless it was moving water.

FrancoFile: Look at me, Martin.

/no Get Shorty references yet?

I stayed for a Get shorty reference and I finally got it...

Diefenbaker

/gesundheit