At least nobody noticed he crapped himself.

gives the term 'drowning in shiat' a whole new meaning.

/my crappy day just started looking a lot better

Pastor of Muppets: gives the term 'drowning in shiat' a whole new meaning.


might even give new meaning to the term "losing control of the skid loader"

What a shiatty way to die.

Aye Carumba: Pastor of Muppets: gives the term 'drowning in shiat' a whole new meaning.


might even give new meaning to the term "losing control of the skid loader"

That term is so overused it has lost any meaning it may have ever had...

I wonder how long his skid marks were.

Oh, man, that is going to leave a skid mark.

feces

9 seconds, damn you Delawheredad!

Cause of death: Excessive Shiat Exposure

Poor Biff ... he always hated manure.

Shaving cream, be nice and clean.
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen.

Maggot Brain?

I wouldn't want to be the junior member on the rescue crew.

"That is one great big pile of shiat".

"Wait! Are we SURE he's dead?.... Thompson, mouth-to-mouth, STAT!"

/You never go mouth-to-mouth if the victim drowned in a shiat pond.

he's in heaven now. stinky is in the brown robe and wings standing by himself.

No lifeguard at the poo.

Wanted for questioning...

/hotlinked, or is it a steamer?

Kinda took the saying "up to my head in shiat" a little too seriously.

Wonder what his blood alcohol level will be found to be.

I hate pie.

Especially cow pie.

Poor guy.

What a way to die.

Wait, what, a AUTOPSY??

... and finding him UNDER a few hundred pounds of machinery upside down in a lake of COW PIE dosen't fill in the clues for ya, Quincy?

/am i up to early?
//more coffee, the clowns are coming
///i hear them honking... the honking... the honking...

Shiat-faced. What a way to go...

/oh wait, alcohol was not involved

Manure thread!



/new meaning for hot-link

im going to start a chocolate variety called Dungin' Donuts. who's with me??

chemical_angel: feces

exactly. wow, what a shiatty way to die. poor bastard.

also...

POOP THREAD!!!!!

What's brown, and sounds like a bell?

Bathia_Mapes: What a shiatty way to die.

I came here to say this.

follow the rules next time, sonny.

Someone tell the coroner's office to give Mike Rowe a call.

What can brown do for you?



/unrelated
//attempting shiatty mental image abatement
///hot & linked

Mad Scientist: What's brown, and sounds like a bell?


*shakes head*
**BIG sigh**

wot?

Was it death by "hold my beer and watch this"?

/Does not approve...
//"That chick just frosted me like I was a farking cake!"

Up to his neck and somone had to throw that Farking rock.....
Lord i Apologize....

"I was swimming in raw sewage; I LOVE IT!"

"...I said I LOVE IT!"

A man worked driving a loader,
On it's nice seat he did sit,
Till misfortune came this morning,
He fell in a big lake of SHAVING CREAM

scamp-dun-emer: Mad Scientist: What's brown, and sounds like a bell?


*shakes head*
**BIG sigh**

wot?

Dung?

/wonder if it hit the fan?

Manure! I hate manure!

/steamy hot linked

This article has been bookmarked, for when I have a shiatty day.

Sorry to hear about the guy though,

Good night, stinky man.

manure lagoon

What is that? A really bad fetish porn version of Blue Lagoon?

Came here for the Private Pile "I AM in a world of shiat" reference. Left happy.

I heard he was a huge fan of jazz. as a matter of fact the singer for his graveside service was requested to sing SCAT!

ba dum ching

/thank you, i'll be here all weekend
// don't forget to tip, even if the service is shiatty...

msheda: manure lagoon

What is that? A really bad fetish porn version of Blue Lagoon?

Haven't you ever seen a feedlot? mmmm, mmmmm, good. All for our tasty hamburgers.

This guy's better off dead--he was living in Indiana, after all.