I'm stunned. She's actually got decent boobs.

thalassatx: I'm stunned. She's actually got decent boobs.

Too bad the rest requires at least a 6 pack to even consider

She's really a very ugly person. Mostly, she looks like a donkey. Do they have donkeys in England?

she's got that skinny lady with a gut thing going on. i'm glad i don't put on weight like that.

Well THAT section of ocean will be declared a toxic waste cleanup site for a couple decades...

2004 Amy.... would hit it!

Now Amy... KILL IT WITH FIRE!

thalassatx: I'm stunned. She's actually got decent boobs.

It's been on On Demand, so I just watched "The Ruins". You know how the flower was ringing like a cellphone to attract prey to a violent and horrifying end?

Yeah. It's kinda like that.

sarahthustra: she's got that skinny lady with a gut thing going on. i'm glad i don't put on weight like that.

It's called acitites

thalassatx: I'm stunned. She's actually got decent boobs.

My exact thoughts.

Before she got the tattoos and the haircut she looked pretty good.

After that, she became a trainwreck that I'm not sure why she's famous, it's not like her music is that good.


She's like a C-list Britney Spears. Is that all England can provide now?

Why? Why did I look? Why?

/never put salt in your eyes, never..always put salt in your eyes
//agggghhh!!!

Christ, I saw the pic in the article. Her tits may be blocked, but her face looks like the landlady from Kingpin.

In all seriousness: this actually does count as a larger expenditure of effort than what Bush spent on catching Osama Bin Laden.

/Also, as a nonsequiteur...ever notice that Lawrence Eagleburger has one of the most unpatriotic names in America?

Always put salt in your eyes (new window)

markie_farkie: Well THAT section of ocean will be declared a toxic waste cleanup site for a couple decades...

2004 Amy.... would hit it!

Now Amy... KILL IT WITH FIRE!

thalassatx: I'm stunned. She's actually got decent boobs.

I concur and I concur. I was expecting something horrifying and back in the day she was a sex symbol to be certain.

"I'm stunned. She's actually got decent boobs."

It does take the focus off of her face.

thalassatx: I'm stunned. She's actually got decent boobs.

thats what I came here to say.

Fano: Before she got the tattoos and the haircut she looked pretty good.

After that, she became a trainwreck that I'm not sure why she's famous, it's not like her music is that good.


She's like a C-list Britney Spears. Is that all England can provide now?

Her music IS that good.

Please, Amy, record another record. Show these farkers that you aren't a trainwreck.

Amy Winehouse is the most entertaining celebrity currently alive, bar none. I'd much rather read about her trip to the market than hear the 1,000th report on Jennifer Aniston whining about one thing or another.

Amy Winehouse is like GG Allin crossed with Miley Cyrus: You know what she's going to do next will be gruesome, but you won't be hurt by it.

Say no to drugs...

I like her.

Opiate of the Lasses: Say no to drugs...

She looks like a poor man's Fran Drescher.

And no, her music isn't THAT good.

So I finally got curious and YouTubed a few of her video's.


I have to say, I'm impressed. Some of those songs are damned good. She has some raw, powerful talent. I now kinda hope she doesn't waste it with drugs and look forward to the powerhouse singer she COULD become.


/lay off the drugs
//and the bad men

I dare someone to listen to

Link (new window)

and say she can't sing.

I think she's a decent singer...used to look HOT...

now she looks like a warmed up version of the Crypt Keeper with tits.

Nice boobs. Now all you need is the bed sheet with 3 holes in it.

Two holes for boobs and one hole for meow...

/And super duper extra thick condoms.

Who?

I'm not convinced that is her.

she was once a very good looking girl. GET OFF THE DRUGS AMY!

So, she sold her nipples for crack money?

By god people...we have a weapon!

Why can't we have the original Amy back? She was stunning before. Damn.

Awesome Boobage!

Really surprised, expected pancake titties,...

...I love her voice, tats, hair and boobs...

...I may have to do her...

...I probably also need a shrink.

Biatch is still a trainwreck, but I date trainwrecks... story of my life.

She reminds me of Celine Dion.

Great instrument, but she doesn't have a clue what to do with it. When she is on, though, Amy is capable of being another Aretha, only smaller, paler, and more skankariffic.

I want her to do an album of Leonard Cohen covers.

I'd like her to take on some old Eurythmic stuff, too.

/sweet dreams are made of these
//who am I troo urmfblaargh fuxox im pissed

HaNaGaijin: Really surprised, expected pancake titties

That's EXACTLY what i was expecting too.

Man, what a shame. She used to be teh uberhotness.
Now the only hotness is the fire that should used to kill it.

Couple more data points for her abilities:

Stronger Than Me (new window)
and
Teach Me Tonight (new window)

Through 2007, not bad. Beginning 2008, yech.

/Hot like a hot and cold Amy

ahhhAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

She puts the "rack" in "crackhead"

Huh, looked a LOT better than I was expecting. Healthier at least. Sporting a bit of extra poundage is much better than the skeletor look she had going on a little while ago.

She's looking a bit healthier. Now get on with it and make another of your fine records, biatch.

Fano: She looks like a poor man's dressed as Fran Drescher.

FTFY. Don't try to get me to believe that's not a guy.

She cleans up nicely. Too bad it takes a whole ocean.

Did she get implants? I dunno, those look a little too perfect, considering the weight she's lost.
Say what you will, "Back to Black" is a superb breakup album.

And that was from reading the headline!

I will not click that link!

Chuckie2d0pe: She puts the "rack" in "crackhead"

yes

Great NOW how are the ever going to get the smell out of the fish.

Decent boobs. How odd.

The rest of her looks like a girl I used to see while running, all the time. She was obviously on a track team, and she was pretty quick (could almost match my speed, back when I was running a lot and very quickly). The problem was that she must have been running and messing with her body through athletics for a long time - she looked like she stopped puberty about halfway through. Skinny (always called her "Twiggy" when referencing her to other runners I knew), with that bulgy kid-like belly, underdeveloped boobs, et cetera.

But Winehouse has that same look (with the boob exception). What's up with that?

I can tell from the pixels....