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(MSNBC) Amusing Pigeons 1, BMW and Hummer owners, 0   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line 34
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soze [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 12:53:24 AM  
SKY RATS WIN!

 
becca815 2008-12-21 06:05:15 AM  
That's farking disgusting.

 
GCD 2008-12-21 06:07:21 AM  
soze: SKY RATS WIN!shiat hawks.

 
El_Postal 2008-12-21 06:07:24 AM  
Must of been some heavy duty bird doo up there.

 
randomstranger 2008-12-21 06:12:05 AM  
Cue the Fight Club reference in 5...4...3...

 
PlNG 2008-12-21 06:16:14 AM  
I doubt it would've taken long to accumulate. I'm guessing that it was a popular roost and due to the gas price spike this year, that gas station skipped its regularly scheduled annual awning cleaning.

But yes, pigeon shiat is NASTY.

Just spray them water while they roost at night for two nights, and they won't come back a third night.

 
gODDhead 2008-12-21 06:22:55 AM  
Remember when they said that pigeon poo brought down the MN bridge?

that was some shiat

 
MassAsster 2008-12-21 06:24:18 AM  
thats a load of crap....

/oh wait.. it was.

 
neaorin [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 06:36:37 AM  
Don't we have a deal with the pigeons?

 
Boondock3806 2008-12-21 06:41:53 AM  
img.photobucket.com

 
Unshrunken Dink 2008-12-21 07:13:46 AM  
www.ultimatechase.com
I ain't guano stand for this shiat anymore.

 
Aye Carumba 2008-12-21 07:16:05 AM  
The BMW got BM'd, but the Hummer didn't get Hummed.

 
chixdiggit [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-12-21 07:46:09 AM  
Feel sorry for the BMW owner. He probably had to be at the gym in 26 minutes.

 
gimmechocolate 2008-12-21 08:00:57 AM  
It's a better omen than reading goat entrails.

 
Puke 2008-12-21 08:23:15 AM  
THAT'S A LOT-A POOP!

 
michaeld5 2008-12-21 08:34:21 AM  
Species go extinct all the time, but the pigeon lives on.
farm1.static.flickr.com

jakewarga.com

 
monsieurstabby [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 09:24:42 AM  
Because everyone who is doing well deserves to have their stuff ruined.

 
wilde_at_heart 2008-12-21 09:39:18 AM  
monsieurstabby
Because everyone who is doing well deserves to have their stuff ruined.


Since when is a BMW a sign that someone's doing well?

/considering 60% are leased, I'd suggest that they tend to fall into the 'keeping up appearances' category...

 
UsikFark 2008-12-21 09:53:09 AM  
randomstranger: Cue the Fight Club reference in 5...4...3...

farm4.static.flickr.com

/consider this my first PS entry, but it's Q&D

 
Rebel Without An Effect 2008-12-21 10:12:42 AM  
Hooray! First greenlight! Delightful way to wake up in the morning.

 
Show_The_O_Face [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 10:30:14 AM  
TFA drove me nuts.

It said the story continued below, but there was no more story. I was lied to.

 
kendricd 2008-12-21 10:33:17 AM  
monsieurstabby
Because everyone who is doing well deserves to have their stuff ruined.

Since when is a BMW a sign that someone's doing well?

/considering 60% are leased, I'd suggest that they tend to fall into the 'keeping up appearances' category...

No, they fall into the 'awesome driving experience and exceptional engineering' category.

I'd go on but you know I gotta be at the gym in 26 minutes...

 
SwiftFox [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 11:08:12 AM  
Yuma County, Arizona? Maybe this is the first time in years enough rain has fallen in a short enough period to add to the weight.

 
thatguyfred 2008-12-21 11:08:21 AM  
monsieurstabby: Because everyone who is doing well deserves to have their stuff ruined.

The car was like a 1980 BMW 300 series and the Hummer costs ~20k

Not exactly "doing well"

 
BlahBlahBlahNeil 2008-12-21 11:45:58 AM  
Unshrunken Dink: I ain't guano stand for this shiat anymore.

I was guano make a similar pun. Nicely done.

 
wagnerism 2008-12-21 12:05:57 PM  
pidginshiat.

4-5". Wet.

/dayum

 
InfamousBLT 2008-12-21 12:18:26 PM  
I'm trying to decide what is worse. The BMW and the Hummer or the shiat?

/having some trouble deciding which is shiattier

 
ScottMpls 2008-12-21 12:53:19 PM  
Flying rats must die ...

 
mmonnens 2008-12-21 01:08:56 PM  
This is merely the first strike as the pigeon war begins. All hummers must be squashed!

 
biglot 2008-12-21 01:09:43 PM  
Man, that was some heavy sh*t!

 
BetterMetalSnake 2008-12-21 01:42:20 PM  
I would LOVE to the the post-collapse pic. Bird crap everywhere!

 
chatoyance 2008-12-22 12:30:41 AM  
The images are at the yuma sun website
www.yumasun.com
I like the one of the distraught employees realizing they are probably going to have to clean up all that bird shiat

 
vid 2008-12-22 01:02:53 AM  
I've got a BMW. It's a few years old, but it's nice. The all-wheel drive & anti-lock breaking makes it an awesome car for Minnesota roads in the Winter.

The heater kinda sucks, but nothing in life is perfect.

 
Badgers 2008-12-22 01:52:52 AM  
i10.tinypic.com

 
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