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(CBS Sacramento) Dumbass 46-year-old woman sues college because they didn't make her homecoming queen   (cbs13.com) divider line 130
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cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 12:18:51 AM  
It took her 28 years to get her bachelor's degree because she had 10 back surgeries? WTF? Dumbass! And...who really wants to be the Homecoming Queen because you had to sue to get it? Dumbass squared.

 
Richard Saunders 2008-12-21 12:44:36 AM  
For the curious, here you go (pops)


i199.photobucket.com

 
exick [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 01:27:51 AM  
I find it more amusing that anyone takes homecoming that seriously in college. Didn't she outgrow that dumb shiat about 30 years ago?

 
SpaceyCat [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 02:13:33 AM  
WTF? Didn't get voted homecoming queen so she's going to sue them into giving it to her? Now THAT'S some awesome school spirit.

 
Hosebag [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 03:04:14 AM  
Homecoming Queen? Really, they have them in university?

/Canuck
//Didn't have them in either high school or university

 
Raptor Jesus 2008-12-21 03:08:16 AM  
Hosebag: Homecoming Queen? Really, they have them in university?

/Canuck
//Didn't have them in either high school or university


Yeah, but you have to be in a Sorority to win, so nobody cares.
/At least, that's how it works at UF

 
Seacop 2008-12-21 03:08:20 AM  
California?

reads article

Yep.

 
evajyna 2008-12-21 03:09:09 AM  
The only competition for Queens I recognize beyond High School are lip syncing on stage to Whitney Houston songs.

Seriously though, get a life lady.

 
lohphat 2008-12-21 03:13:18 AM  
Perhaps "Homecoming Sow" would be a more appropriate title.

 
Brown Jenkems 2008-12-21 03:13:35 AM  
She sounds fat. I bet she's fat.

 
mr lawson 2008-12-21 03:13:56 AM  
she sounds fat.

/looks at pic

yup

 
LincolnLogolas 2008-12-21 03:14:47 AM  
Yeah, it had absolutely nothing to do with you being a fat ugly cow, did it?

 
susannah_mio [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 03:16:48 AM  
mr lawson: she sounds fat.

/looks at pic

yup


Came here to say exactly this.

 
High_Fark_Number 2008-12-21 03:18:50 AM  
woman sues college...

Ummm, I don't think so:

https://services.saccourt.com/indexsearchnew/CaseType.aspx

Granted, I was to lazy to check PACER, but methinks it's a case of "I'M SUING!!!!" attention whoredom.

 
cats4rent 2008-12-21 03:19:48 AM  
think she puts out?

 
BumpInTheNight 2008-12-21 03:20:37 AM  
FTA: Right or wrong, the 46-year-old believes losing the crown comes down to one thing: "I would have thought I would have been an embarrassment," says Sandra.

If they didn't think so before, they certainly do now.

 
holiday_inn_in_cambodia 2008-12-21 03:20:55 AM  
mr lawson: she sounds fat.

/looks at pic

yup



this.
fat fatty is fat.

 
Britney Spear's Speculum 2008-12-21 03:22:10 AM  
First do some of this

www.typicallyspanish.com

then get two of these

playgirlmag.files.wordpress.com

take a trip in one of these

www.deloreancarshow.com

then maybe I'd vote for her.

 
Poe 2008-12-21 03:22:24 AM  
"I knew that I donated a lot more than everybody else; I had over 1,400 points for donations," said Sandra.

...

But Cassy Hughes, a friend of the winner, says it's more involved than just donations.

"Your GPA, I believe there's an interview, your essay, your clubs and activities you're involved in are going to get more points," says Cassy.


Sounds like she thought she could blow off the other requirements if she gave them enough money.

 
susannah_mio [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 03:26:10 AM  
Poe: "I knew that I donated a lot more than everybody else; I had over 1,400 points for donations," said Sandra.

...

But Cassy Hughes, a friend of the winner, says it's more involved than just donations.

"Your GPA, I believe there's an interview, your essay, your clubs and activities you're involved in are going to get more points," says Cassy.

Sounds like she thought she could blow off the other requirements if she gave them enough money.


That's how I read it, but it seems like she was unaware of the other requirements.

/What's this world coming to if you can't buy a homecoming title anymore?

 
eraser8 2008-12-21 03:26:36 AM  
Stories like this make me neck punchy.

 
fanbladesaresharp 2008-12-21 03:32:50 AM  
cksewell: It took her 28 years to get her bachelor's degree because she had 10 back surgeries? WTF? Dumbass! And...who really wants to be the Homecoming Queen because you had to sue to get it? Dumbass squared.

Oh hell no. This is Astropysicist, Steven Hawking level of stupid if she's blaming 10 years of back surgery in 28 for a 4 year degree that she can even do at home now.

She looks pretty mobile in the videos. She's got an axe to grind like no other. Note to single Fark guys: You Do Not Want this Homecoming Queen.

 
randomstranger 2008-12-21 03:37:04 AM  
This article was meh--you could tell she was fat and ugly without opening the link--but the article about the girl who's selling her virginity for money for grad school was fun. Anyone submit that link yet?

 
pcbjunkie 2008-12-21 03:37:14 AM  
I found the article at the top of the page much more interesting.

Student Selling Virginity For Tuition (new window)

 
Great Janitor 2008-12-21 03:38:34 AM  
fanbladesaresharp: cksewell: It took her 28 years to get her bachelor's degree because she had 10 back surgeries? WTF? Dumbass! And...who really wants to be the Homecoming Queen because you had to sue to get it? Dumbass squared.

Oh hell no. This is Astropysicist, Steven Hawking level of stupid if she's blaming 10 years of back surgery in 28 for a 4 year degree that she can even do at home now.

She looks pretty mobile in the videos. She's got an axe to grind like no other. Note to single Fark guys: You Do Not Want this Homecoming Queen.


Okay, very simply, if the biatch is willing to sue over something so trivial as 'Homecoming Queen', best to leave her alone. Actually...if they have ever seriously tried for Homecoming Queen, then it's best to leave them be.

 
ExperianScaresCthulhu 2008-12-21 03:39:22 AM  
Sandra claims student affairs made it seem like if she got the most donations she could win. "I knew that I donated a lot more than everybody else; I had over 1,400 points for donations," said Sandra.


Money is involved. And why did the article quote Casey Hughes, friend of the 'winner' -- a woman who had to qualify her statement about what it took to actually win, with 'I believe' -- instead of a Student Affairs representative?

There's more to this story.

 
fanbladesaresharp 2008-12-21 03:40:52 AM  
FTFA:"I am not a sore loser; it's just the principal of everything," says Sandra.

Yes you are a sore loser. +28 years. Throw your "principal" shiat out the window. You're 46. Go home.

 
pmhauge 2008-12-21 03:41:00 AM  
So had she been running for the homecoming bid for the past 28 years?

The article says that she thought the student with the most "points" would win. Don't people usually vote on shiat like homecoming queen?

What judge would award her anything? I'm not seeing any damages here.

What 46 year old gives a rip about being homecoming queen?

My mind is a swimming in sea of confusion.

 
ExperianScaresCthulhu 2008-12-21 03:43:28 AM  
Poe: "I knew that I donated a lot more than everybody else; I had over 1,400 points for donations," said Sandra.
...

But Cassy Hughes, a friend of the winner, says it's more involved than just donations.

"Your GPA, I believe there's an interview, your essay, your clubs and activities you're involved in are going to get more points," says Cassy.

---Sounds like she thought she could blow off the other requirements if she gave them enough money.


Again, Ms. Hughes herself doesn't know what the real qualifications were, what the actual point system was. 'I believe' doesn't cut it -- particularly since she has not authority to speak about what the qualifications were, and can't even do that right.

If Ms. Howery did indeed get the most points, but a 'technicality' gave it to the current winner -- there is indeed a problem. If the current winner had a lot of friends among those who made the choice, there's a problem.

Homecoming queen is stupid. Paying for homecoming queen is stupid. Fighting a good old boy (or good old girl) network may be futile, but it's admirable. I want the more to this story.

 
krackpipe 2008-12-21 03:44:49 AM  
A river city where morbidly obese women apparently want to believe they're in Orange County north.

 
LincolnLogolas 2008-12-21 03:47:03 AM  
Found on said woman's Myspace page:

a581.ac-images.myspacecdn.com

Wow.

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-12-21 03:47:12 AM  
She should have run for Dairy Queen.

 
TicklemeKneeKey 2008-12-21 03:47:14 AM  
ugh, she is so lame. She should get her priorities straight.

 
fanbladesaresharp 2008-12-21 03:48:27 AM  
pmhauge:

What 46 year old gives a rip about being homecoming queen?

My mind is a swimming in sea of confusion.


This one apparently. I don't know who she's trying to impress, but it sure as shiat isn't me. I'm going to play the Menopause Card here.

 
fanbladesaresharp 2008-12-21 03:55:02 AM  
LincolnLogolas: Found on said woman's Myspace page:

Wow.


Jesus help us. So say:

1)She wins the case and takes her little tiara.
2)Now what?
3)Antidepressents when no one else gives a shiat?

Fark. Why can't she just go back to school and be competent at something rather than pirouette because she didn't get to become the "queen"? I hope she loses the case.

 
mr lawson 2008-12-21 03:55:11 AM  
fanbladesaresharp: I'm going to play the Menopause Card here

/looks at pic again

I'm playing a bad case of the Mondays.

 
fanbladesaresharp 2008-12-21 04:05:09 AM  
mr lawson: fanbladesaresharp: I'm going to play the Menopause Card here

/looks at pic again

I'm playing a bad case of the Mondays.


Shait. And it's not even Monday yet. We've just barely started on Sunday.

 
Fugit 2008-12-21 04:05:17 AM  
Danger Avoid Death: She should have run for Dairy Queen.

WIN

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 04:05:21 AM  

 
LincolnLogolas 2008-12-21 04:05:51 AM  
I can understand why she's mad, but she can't simply accept it? Heck, I might be a bit mad (or disappointed) if I were in her shoes.

However, according to TFA, she THOUGHT that she was told the homecoming queen was decided solely on the amount of donation-based points. Apparently, that's not how it's decided. So... she's wrong, she lost, and now she's blaming the school for her not understanding the rules.

At 46, she should understand by now that life sucks, get a farking helmet.

 
Begoggle 2008-12-21 04:07:00 AM  
Please label pics NSFW.
Or NSFAnyone.

 
HappyLittleTree 2008-12-21 04:07:38 AM  
Danger Avoid Death: She should have run for Dairy Queen.

Or run FROM it to better help her chances at beauty contests.

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-12-21 04:09:04 AM  
HappyLittleTree: Danger Avoid Death: She should have run for Dairy Queen.

Or run FROM it to better help her chances at beauty contests.


She can't outrun a Blizzard.

 
supremesaltine 2008-12-21 04:09:27 AM  
At least her knees are dull.

 
eddyatwork [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 04:11:50 AM  
I'd make fun of her but I'm afraid she'd SIT on me!

 
evajyna 2008-12-21 04:14:58 AM  
Danger Avoid Death: HappyLittleTree: Danger Avoid Death: She should have run for Dairy Queen.

Or run FROM it to better help her chances at beauty contests.

She can't outrun a Blizzard.


God you're awesome. +10 internets for you!

 
fanbladesaresharp 2008-12-21 04:20:32 AM  
So just what was her expected BA that she thought was going to be some high flying career.......28 years later? She could have had kids in and out of college already, and be disabled with a couple doctorates in that timespan. But here she is, suing because she didn't get to be the Homecoming Queen.

Finish your damn degree and move on, lady. Lots of people change careers, or retrain for current or new ones. 28 years is a bit much to complain about being a drama Queen.

 
the_chief 2008-12-21 04:23:13 AM  
I went to collage.

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-12-21 04:28:53 AM  
fanbladesaresharp: Fark. Why can't she just go back to school and be competent at something rather than pirouette because she didn't get to become the "queen"?

Anyone else picture the hippos in tutus from Fantasia?

 
evajyna 2008-12-21 04:30:20 AM  
now now plz git ur farks str8: 2008 Sac State Homecoming Queen, Jenna Ricci.


2008 Porn Queen, Jenna Ricci.


I assume the latter has a penis though right? she's got Man-Hands and tranny-tits. But I'm not here to judge...

 
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