It took her 28 years to get her bachelor's degree because she had 10 back surgeries? WTF? Dumbass! And...who really wants to be the Homecoming Queen because you had to sue to get it? Dumbass squared.

For the curious, here you go (pops)

I find it more amusing that anyone takes homecoming that seriously in college. Didn't she outgrow that dumb shiat about 30 years ago?

WTF? Didn't get voted homecoming queen so she's going to sue them into giving it to her? Now THAT'S some awesome school spirit.

Homecoming Queen? Really, they have them in university?

/Canuck
//Didn't have them in either high school or university

Hosebag: Homecoming Queen? Really, they have them in university?

/Canuck
//Didn't have them in either high school or university

Yeah, but you have to be in a Sorority to win, so nobody cares.
/At least, that's how it works at UF

California?

reads article

Yep.

The only competition for Queens I recognize beyond High School are lip syncing on stage to Whitney Houston songs.

Seriously though, get a life lady.

Perhaps "Homecoming Sow" would be a more appropriate title.

She sounds fat. I bet she's fat.

she sounds fat.

/looks at pic

yup

Yeah, it had absolutely nothing to do with you being a fat ugly cow, did it?

mr lawson: she sounds fat.

/looks at pic

yup

Came here to say exactly this.

woman sues college...

Ummm, I don't think so:

https://services.saccourt.com/indexsearchnew/CaseType.aspx

Granted, I was to lazy to check PACER, but methinks it's a case of "I'M SUING!!!!" attention whoredom.

think she puts out?

FTA: Right or wrong, the 46-year-old believes losing the crown comes down to one thing: "I would have thought I would have been an embarrassment," says Sandra.

If they didn't think so before, they certainly do now.

mr lawson: she sounds fat.

/looks at pic

yup


this.
fat fatty is fat.

First do some of this



then get two of these



take a trip in one of these



then maybe I'd vote for her.

"I knew that I donated a lot more than everybody else; I had over 1,400 points for donations," said Sandra.

...

But Cassy Hughes, a friend of the winner, says it's more involved than just donations.

"Your GPA, I believe there's an interview, your essay, your clubs and activities you're involved in are going to get more points," says Cassy.

Sounds like she thought she could blow off the other requirements if she gave them enough money.

Poe: "I knew that I donated a lot more than everybody else; I had over 1,400 points for donations," said Sandra.

...

But Cassy Hughes, a friend of the winner, says it's more involved than just donations.

"Your GPA, I believe there's an interview, your essay, your clubs and activities you're involved in are going to get more points," says Cassy.

Sounds like she thought she could blow off the other requirements if she gave them enough money.

That's how I read it, but it seems like she was unaware of the other requirements.

/What's this world coming to if you can't buy a homecoming title anymore?

Stories like this make me neck punchy.

cksewell: It took her 28 years to get her bachelor's degree because she had 10 back surgeries? WTF? Dumbass! And...who really wants to be the Homecoming Queen because you had to sue to get it? Dumbass squared.

Oh hell no. This is Astropysicist, Steven Hawking level of stupid if she's blaming 10 years of back surgery in 28 for a 4 year degree that she can even do at home now.

She looks pretty mobile in the videos. She's got an axe to grind like no other. Note to single Fark guys: You Do Not Want this Homecoming Queen.

This article was meh--you could tell she was fat and ugly without opening the link--but the article about the girl who's selling her virginity for money for grad school was fun. Anyone submit that link yet?

I found the article at the top of the page much more interesting.

Student Selling Virginity For Tuition (new window)

fanbladesaresharp: cksewell: It took her 28 years to get her bachelor's degree because she had 10 back surgeries? WTF? Dumbass! And...who really wants to be the Homecoming Queen because you had to sue to get it? Dumbass squared.

Oh hell no. This is Astropysicist, Steven Hawking level of stupid if she's blaming 10 years of back surgery in 28 for a 4 year degree that she can even do at home now.

She looks pretty mobile in the videos. She's got an axe to grind like no other. Note to single Fark guys: You Do Not Want this Homecoming Queen.

Okay, very simply, if the biatch is willing to sue over something so trivial as 'Homecoming Queen', best to leave her alone. Actually...if they have ever seriously tried for Homecoming Queen, then it's best to leave them be.

Sandra claims student affairs made it seem like if she got the most donations she could win. "I knew that I donated a lot more than everybody else; I had over 1,400 points for donations," said Sandra.


Money is involved. And why did the article quote Casey Hughes, friend of the 'winner' -- a woman who had to qualify her statement about what it took to actually win, with 'I believe' -- instead of a Student Affairs representative?

There's more to this story.

FTFA:"I am not a sore loser; it's just the principal of everything," says Sandra.

Yes you are a sore loser. +28 years. Throw your "principal" shiat out the window. You're 46. Go home.

So had she been running for the homecoming bid for the past 28 years?

The article says that she thought the student with the most "points" would win. Don't people usually vote on shiat like homecoming queen?

What judge would award her anything? I'm not seeing any damages here.

What 46 year old gives a rip about being homecoming queen?

My mind is a swimming in sea of confusion.

Poe: "I knew that I donated a lot more than everybody else; I had over 1,400 points for donations," said Sandra.
...

But Cassy Hughes, a friend of the winner, says it's more involved than just donations.

"Your GPA, I believe there's an interview, your essay, your clubs and activities you're involved in are going to get more points," says Cassy.

---Sounds like she thought she could blow off the other requirements if she gave them enough money.

Again, Ms. Hughes herself doesn't know what the real qualifications were, what the actual point system was. 'I believe' doesn't cut it -- particularly since she has not authority to speak about what the qualifications were, and can't even do that right.

If Ms. Howery did indeed get the most points, but a 'technicality' gave it to the current winner -- there is indeed a problem. If the current winner had a lot of friends among those who made the choice, there's a problem.

Homecoming queen is stupid. Paying for homecoming queen is stupid. Fighting a good old boy (or good old girl) network may be futile, but it's admirable. I want the more to this story.

A river city where morbidly obese women apparently want to believe they're in Orange County north.

Found on said woman's Myspace page:



Wow.

She should have run for Dairy Queen.

ugh, she is so lame. She should get her priorities straight.

pmhauge:

What 46 year old gives a rip about being homecoming queen?

My mind is a swimming in sea of confusion.

This one apparently. I don't know who she's trying to impress, but it sure as shiat isn't me. I'm going to play the Menopause Card here.

LincolnLogolas: Found on said woman's Myspace page:

Wow.

Jesus help us. So say:

1)She wins the case and takes her little tiara.
2)Now what?
3)Antidepressents when no one else gives a shiat?

Fark. Why can't she just go back to school and be competent at something rather than pirouette because she didn't get to become the "queen"? I hope she loses the case.

fanbladesaresharp: I'm going to play the Menopause Card here

/looks at pic again

I'm playing a bad case of the Mondays.

mr lawson: fanbladesaresharp: I'm going to play the Menopause Card here

/looks at pic again

I'm playing a bad case of the Mondays.

Shait. And it's not even Monday yet. We've just barely started on Sunday.

Danger Avoid Death: She should have run for Dairy Queen.

WIN

I can understand why she's mad, but she can't simply accept it? Heck, I might be a bit mad (or disappointed) if I were in her shoes.

However, according to TFA, she THOUGHT that she was told the homecoming queen was decided solely on the amount of donation-based points. Apparently, that's not how it's decided. So... she's wrong, she lost, and now she's blaming the school for her not understanding the rules.

At 46, she should understand by now that life sucks, get a farking helmet.

Please label pics NSFW.
Or NSFAnyone.

Danger Avoid Death: She should have run for Dairy Queen.

Or run FROM it to better help her chances at beauty contests.

HappyLittleTree: Danger Avoid Death: She should have run for Dairy Queen.

Or run FROM it to better help her chances at beauty contests.

She can't outrun a Blizzard.

At least her knees are dull.

I'd make fun of her but I'm afraid she'd SIT on me!

Danger Avoid Death: HappyLittleTree: Danger Avoid Death: She should have run for Dairy Queen.

Or run FROM it to better help her chances at beauty contests.

She can't outrun a Blizzard.

God you're awesome. +10 internets for you!

So just what was her expected BA that she thought was going to be some high flying career.......28 years later? She could have had kids in and out of college already, and be disabled with a couple doctorates in that timespan. But here she is, suing because she didn't get to be the Homecoming Queen.

Finish your damn degree and move on, lady. Lots of people change careers, or retrain for current or new ones. 28 years is a bit much to complain about being a drama Queen.

I went to collage.

fanbladesaresharp: Fark. Why can't she just go back to school and be competent at something rather than pirouette because she didn't get to become the "queen"?

Anyone else picture the hippos in tutus from Fantasia?

now now plz git ur farks str8: 2008 Sac State Homecoming Queen, Jenna Ricci.


2008 Porn Queen, Jenna Ricci.

I assume the latter has a penis though right? she's got Man-Hands and tranny-tits. But I'm not here to judge...