GOLY!

Now I want to see a comedy movie about 9/11.

Boobies!

/Seriously, I said boobies!

I had the lasagna.

Just want to tell you posters good luck. We're all counting on you.

that's funny, I just saw this on KFVS's website, and went looking for coaberation. didnt find it

james_bong: Boobies!

/Seriously, I said boobies!

Err... what drove you to say "boobies," if I may ask?

Anyway, luckily it looks like nobody was hurt.

Continental Airlines: It's An Entirely Different Kind of Flying, Altogether

That would be a great slogan

I just wanted to tell you both, good luck.
We are all couinting on you.

I will never, ever, ever get tired of that joke.

Surely you can't be serious.

Another Airplane! thread? Surely you can't be serious.

Guess I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

OMG! Terrorists!

ScreamingInDigital: Surely you can't be serious.

I am serious.
And stop calling me Shirley.

Eh, +0 Too easy

Why, it looks like a big Tylenol!

/you know it's hot

I just wanted to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

nice try, but wasn't it departing, rather than arriving?

"Chump don't want the help, chump don't get the help.
Jive dude ain't got no brains anyhow."

Jews for Jesus? Scientologyyyyyyyy!

I just wanted to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

Sarah Jessica Farker: nice try, but wasn't it departing, rather than arriving?

There you go getting all uppity about facts and all that guff...

What have we had, like 20 Airplane! threads in the past year? Awww, who cares... we could have 200 and it wouldn't be enough.

The best seldom-quoted line, from Gunderson the ATC guy (or something like that):

He's all over the place, 900 feet, up to 1300 feet . . .
what an asshole.

exotrip: that's funny, I just saw this on KFVS's website, and went looking for coaberation. didnt find it


What is this word "coaberation"? I don't find it in my dictionary.

i made a broach.

/that sure doesn't look like a word
//but i checked

exotrip: that's funny, I just saw this on KFVS's website, and went looking for coaberation. didnt find it

You can't find it because you just made up a word.

Jimmy, have you ever been to a Turkish Prison?
Jimmy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Jimmy, has Scraps ever jumped on your leg and rubbed up and down?

Classic. Never gets old.

This is especially scary for us...we just had some in laws arrive from Denver to Houston on Continental...looks like they took the right flight...

jmr61: What is this word "coaberation"?

It's an assistant aberration. Like Girl Scouts troops have co-leaders.

I guess they picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Don't expect the news stations to cover this. They're busy with: Nancy Grace (CNN Headline), DL Hughley (CNN), Geraldo (Fox) and Lockup (MSNBC).

jpiden
This is especially scary for us...we just had some in laws arrive from Denver to Houston on Continental...looks like they took the right flight...

They knew what they were getting into...I say, let 'em crash.

Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shiat
again!

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking....

ZOMG the most original headline since
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apachevoyeur: Listen Betty, don't start up with your white zone shiat
again!

Stop it, all you want me to do is get an abortion.

First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.

jack21221: james_bong: Boobies!

/Seriously, I said boobies!

Err... what drove you to say "boobies," if I may ask?

Anyway, luckily it looks like nobody was hurt.

IIRC, the filter changes the combination of words 'first' and 'post' to boobies. When I clicked on the link, there were no comments yet. So, in my drunken state I thought it would be a good idea to state boobies and not make the filter do the work. I could be wrong though, in which case, boobies!

There's a sale at Penny's!!!!!!

They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say let em crash.

Britney Spear's Speculum: ZOMG the most original headline since
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You say it like it's a bad thing.

Airplane threads will stop being funny the same time that guys getting hit in the nads stops being funnty.

Did the plane land at Stapleton?

How could they miss the gate, they were on instruments.

Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.

I_Approve_Of_This_Message: Britney Spear's Speculum: ZOMG the most original headline since
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You say it like it's a bad thing.

Airplane threads will stop being funny the same time that guys getting hit in the nads stops being funnty.

I'm sorry, I have a drinking problem.