Borah High School psychology teacher:

"Tell me about your mother."

It's Sarah Silverman, in ten years.

Sexual Battery?

Amy Winehouse?

Oooh. Dats a man baby.

Skail: It's Sarah Silverman, in ten years beers.

FTFY

reminds me of this guy:

Ouch.

This seems to happen so often they should make it into a curriculum.

Sexx education 4 realz.

Skail: It's Sarah Silverman, in ten years.

In ten years, you'll be old and ugly too...if you aren't already.

Who da ho?

Trickinosis: reminds me of this guy:


Ahhh Petaluma Ca. I was living there when they filmed this, all I could think was "Please God, don't let anyone I know show up."

two charges of sexual battery

So what's that, like three Volts?

/Positively lame

Sucks that an arbitrary number just barely shy of the legal one by a matter of months is enough to ruin this woman's career. Yeah, I know she's 24 years older, and that's weird, but damn - I actually feel sorry for this one.

Oh just f**k off with the students and the teachers and the f**king.

Sex with student = fired teacher, expelled student. Student with student sex = expelled students.

Anything else is a waste of everyone's time.

Seriously WTF? This is becoming stupid. Every damn day some FEMALE teacher is banging a student. It is like someone is making these stories up just to keep it in the media. The frequency at which this happens is just to much to be true. WHERE THE HELL WERE THEY WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL!?!?!?

/6 beers in right now
//Getting off my soapbox
///Giggity

Fine, we say this every time one of these slizzuts bangs a student, but it bears repeating: he's 17-frigging-years-old. She's going to jail for that? C'mon. Save jail for real child molesters and whatnot.

(And yes, I'd say the same thing if it were a male teacher/female student.)

He may be 17, but that is one kid who will be scarred for life.

This was my high school. She wasn't there when I was at Borah (graduated in '97). It's sad that she teaches psychology - it means that Mike Kurdy isn't teaching it anymore. He was an awesome teacher.

Anyway, when will teachers figure out that it's a BAD idea to play around with students? Teach at a community college if you want to tap some young flesh.

I really wish these stories would stop getting greenlit.

TheSignPost: Student with student sex = expelled students.

Wahhhh?

SharkTrager: He may be 17, but that is one kid who will be scarred for life.


bollox. it's the repercussion bullshiat that will fark him up - not the actual facking.

Lucky guy, gets to tel all his friends he scored with Alice Cooper.

ObamasCrotchFruit: Seriously WTF? This is becoming stupid. Every damn day some FEMALE teacher is banging a student. It is like someone is making these stories up just to keep it in the media. The frequency at which this happens is just to much to be true. WHERE THE HELL WERE THEY WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL!?!?!?

/6 beers in right now
//Getting off my soapbox
///Giggity

These teachers were there when you were in school, too... they just didn't get caught as easily b/c there wasn't as much emailing and texting and such making it harder for parents and administrators to get wind of it. There have been teachers farking students as long as there have been schools.

/farked my English teacher when I was a H.S. senior.
//found out later I wasn't the only one

Dear god, I hate that state (and rhyming accidentally like I just did). Thank you Fark!

GungFu: SharkTrager: He may be 17, but that is one kid who will be scarred for life.


bollox. it's the repercussion bullshiat that will fark him up - not the actual facking.

You clearly didn't see the picture. He'll be suffering from PTSD for years.

Seriously, when is teacher farking going to get it's own tag?

Wont someone think of the potatoes?

Pastor of Muppets

they just didn't get caught as easily b/c there wasn't as much emailing and texting and such making it harder for perverts and administrators to get wind of it.

/How I read it at first.

Pastor of Muppets: /farked my English teacher when I was a H.S. senior.
//found out later I wasn't the only one

You too? I thought I was the only one with the mad skillz to seduce her. That slut.

Boise ever gonna be bragging about this on Monday.

moxxiecillin: This was my high school. She wasn't there when I was at Borah (graduated in '97). It's sad that she teaches psychology - it means that Mike Kurdy isn't teaching it anymore. He was an awesome teacher.


My high school too. Of course, I'm older than her, so she quite obviously wasn't there. Mike Kurdy was though.

I've lived in Idaho. I wouldn't brag about farking anything from that state.

A little warning next time please.

The hawtest and most perverted women in our swingers group are teachers.

/Giggity

TheSignPost: Oh just f**k off with the students and the teachers and the f**king.

Sex with student = fired teacher, expelled student. Student with student sex = expelled students.

Anything else is a waste of everyone's time.

THIS
/Enough already
//Give it a rest

monsieurstabby: I really wish these stories would stop getting greenlit.

This. It's just the same shiat over and over.

GungFu: SharkTrager: He may be 17, but that is one kid who will be scarred for life.


bollox. it's the repercussion bullshiat that will fark him up - not the actual facking.

Pretty much.

Strange how this only happens in America, guess I can start believing that there are no homosexuals in Iran.

Seaman: Strange how this only happens in America, guess I can start believing that there are no homosexuals in Iran.

Yes, and UFO's only land in the US, too.

Quantum Apostrophe: GungFu: SharkTrager: He may be 17, but that is one kid who will be scarred for life.


bollox. it's the repercussion bullshiat that will fark him up - not the actual facking.

Pretty much.

No, in this case it will be the sex. Sex with that would haunt anyone.

Emo Phillips, bad hair day.

And yes, I'd say the same thing if it were a male teacher/female student.


You're the problem. You and tons of people like you have forgotten that the age of consent is one issue, and the issue of adults in positions of responsibility are another.

Teachers *should not ever* F*CK a student. Ever. If they must knock uglies, let them wait until the student graduates. No? Why not? Because that's inconvenient?

An adult is supposed to know better. Cry all you want about how a 17 year old is perfectly capable of making up their own mind, and then go have a conversation with a 17 year old about something else and you'll need some Tylenol. Teenagers are f**king stupid. Always have been, always will be. Because, they're old enough to know a little, and they're at that magical stage of mental development where they think they know everything.

You wouldn't want a cop f**king a rape victim. You wouldn't want your wife's gynecologist f**king her, although he's been further up there than you ever will. You wouldn't want a lawyer f**king their client. Fill in the blanks of the list of a hundred or so other positions where you probably already think that sex between the person 'in charge' and the client/customer etc, shouldn't happen.



Teachers should *never* have sex with students. P*ssing around with the age thing (OMG (s)he's 17!!!1) is a waste of time and it displays ignorance of what the damn issue is really about.

TheSignPost

THIS

/came here for the Napoleon Dynamite jokes, left very disappointed.

what TheSignPost said!

TheSignPost: Teachers should *never* have sex with students. P*ssing around with the age thing (OMG (s)he's 17!!!1) is a waste of time and it displays ignorance of what the damn issue is really about.
THIS
AND
Teenagers are f**king stupid.
THIS too.
/Internets +1
//You win them.
///Blah, blah, blah.

SharkTrager: GungFu: SharkTrager: He may be 17, but that is one kid who will be scarred for life.


bollox. it's the repercussion bullshiat that will fark him up - not the actual facking.

You clearly didn't see the picture. He'll be suffering from PTSD for years.

Better that than a PSTD.

moxxiecillin: This was my high school. She wasn't there when I was at Borah (graduated in '97). It's sad that she teaches psychology - it means that Mike Kurdy isn't teaching it anymore. He was an awesome teacher.

Yeah, but his blowjobs were terrible.