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Heroic Poser 2008-12-20 10:04:29 PM  
Borah High School psychology teacher:

"Tell me about your mother."

 
Skail [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 10:08:15 PM  
It's Sarah Silverman, in ten years.

 
The_Time_Master 2008-12-20 11:11:44 PM  
Sexual Battery?

 
The English Major [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 11:12:28 PM  
Amy Winehouse?

 
GomezAdams [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-12-20 11:12:58 PM  
Oooh. Dats a man baby.

 
toejam 2008-12-20 11:12:59 PM  
Skail: It's Sarah Silverman, in ten years beers.

FTFY

 
Trickinosis 2008-12-20 11:13:33 PM  
reminds me of this guy:

i26.photobucket.com

 
TheSnacky 2008-12-20 11:13:53 PM  
Ouch.

 
GungFu 2008-12-20 11:14:51 PM  
This seems to happen so often they should make it into a curriculum.

Sexx education 4 realz.

 
AmazingRuss 2008-12-20 11:15:52 PM  
Skail: It's Sarah Silverman, in ten years.

In ten years, you'll be old and ugly too...if you aren't already.

 
brewssuds 2008-12-20 11:18:01 PM  
Who da ho?

 
Seacop 2008-12-20 11:18:39 PM  
Trickinosis: reminds me of this guy:


Ahhh Petaluma Ca. I was living there when they filmed this, all I could think was "Please God, don't let anyone I know show up."

 
Munchausen 2008-12-20 11:19:21 PM  
two charges of sexual battery

So what's that, like three Volts?

/Positively lame

 
geetus 2008-12-20 11:19:49 PM  
Sucks that an arbitrary number just barely shy of the legal one by a matter of months is enough to ruin this woman's career. Yeah, I know she's 24 years older, and that's weird, but damn - I actually feel sorry for this one.

 
TheSignPost 2008-12-20 11:21:23 PM  
Oh just f**k off with the students and the teachers and the f**king.

Sex with student = fired teacher, expelled student. Student with student sex = expelled students.

Anything else is a waste of everyone's time.

 
ObamasCrotchFruit 2008-12-20 11:22:14 PM  
Seriously WTF? This is becoming stupid. Every damn day some FEMALE teacher is banging a student. It is like someone is making these stories up just to keep it in the media. The frequency at which this happens is just to much to be true. WHERE THE HELL WERE THEY WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL!?!?!?

/6 beers in right now
//Getting off my soapbox
///Giggity

 
Mr_Ectomy [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 11:24:00 PM  
www.tshirthell.com

 
kinshane [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 11:24:07 PM  
Fine, we say this every time one of these slizzuts bangs a student, but it bears repeating: he's 17-frigging-years-old. She's going to jail for that? C'mon. Save jail for real child molesters and whatnot.

(And yes, I'd say the same thing if it were a male teacher/female student.)

 
SharkTrager 2008-12-20 11:24:43 PM  
He may be 17, but that is one kid who will be scarred for life.

 
moxxiecillin 2008-12-20 11:25:54 PM  
This was my high school. She wasn't there when I was at Borah (graduated in '97). It's sad that she teaches psychology - it means that Mike Kurdy isn't teaching it anymore. He was an awesome teacher.

Anyway, when will teachers figure out that it's a BAD idea to play around with students? Teach at a community college if you want to tap some young flesh.

 
monsieurstabby [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 11:25:55 PM  
I really wish these stories would stop getting greenlit.

 
Seacop 2008-12-20 11:26:15 PM  
TheSignPost: Student with student sex = expelled students.

Wahhhh?

 
GungFu 2008-12-20 11:28:15 PM  
SharkTrager: He may be 17, but that is one kid who will be scarred for life.


bollox. it's the repercussion bullshiat that will fark him up - not the actual facking.

 
TommyDeuce 2008-12-20 11:28:58 PM  
Lucky guy, gets to tel all his friends he scored with Alice Cooper.

 
Pastor of Muppets [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 11:31:37 PM  
ObamasCrotchFruit: Seriously WTF? This is becoming stupid. Every damn day some FEMALE teacher is banging a student. It is like someone is making these stories up just to keep it in the media. The frequency at which this happens is just to much to be true. WHERE THE HELL WERE THEY WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL!?!?!?

/6 beers in right now
//Getting off my soapbox
///Giggity


These teachers were there when you were in school, too... they just didn't get caught as easily b/c there wasn't as much emailing and texting and such making it harder for parents and administrators to get wind of it. There have been teachers farking students as long as there have been schools.

/farked my English teacher when I was a H.S. senior.
//found out later I wasn't the only one

 
Wrong_Intentions 2008-12-20 11:32:36 PM  
Dear god, I hate that state (and rhyming accidentally like I just did). Thank you Fark!

 
SharkTrager 2008-12-20 11:33:01 PM  
GungFu: SharkTrager: He may be 17, but that is one kid who will be scarred for life.


bollox. it's the repercussion bullshiat that will fark him up - not the actual facking.


You clearly didn't see the picture. He'll be suffering from PTSD for years.

 
hondamikesd 2008-12-20 11:34:05 PM  
Seriously, when is teacher farking going to get it's own tag?

 
flakeyblakee [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 11:35:11 PM  
Wont someone think of the potatoes?

 
geetus 2008-12-20 11:35:47 PM  
Pastor of Muppets

they just didn't get caught as easily b/c there wasn't as much emailing and texting and such making it harder for perverts and administrators to get wind of it.

/How I read it at first.

 
Rodeodoc 2008-12-20 11:43:22 PM  
Pastor of Muppets: /farked my English teacher when I was a H.S. senior.
//found out later I wasn't the only one


You too? I thought I was the only one with the mad skillz to seduce her. That slut.

 
bugmn99 2008-12-20 11:44:04 PM  
Boise ever gonna be bragging about this on Monday.

 
dandelion whine [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 11:44:53 PM  
moxxiecillin: This was my high school. She wasn't there when I was at Borah (graduated in '97). It's sad that she teaches psychology - it means that Mike Kurdy isn't teaching it anymore. He was an awesome teacher.


My high school too. Of course, I'm older than her, so she quite obviously wasn't there. Mike Kurdy was though.

 
Wrong_Intentions 2008-12-20 11:45:20 PM  
I've lived in Idaho. I wouldn't brag about farking anything from that state.

 
stuffy 2008-12-20 11:45:51 PM  
A little warning next time please.

 
texastag 2008-12-20 11:46:24 PM  
The hawtest and most perverted women in our swingers group are teachers.

/Giggity

 
Tony_Pepperoni 2008-12-20 11:48:18 PM  
TheSignPost: Oh just f**k off with the students and the teachers and the f**king.

Sex with student = fired teacher, expelled student. Student with student sex = expelled students.

Anything else is a waste of everyone's time.


THIS
/Enough already
//Give it a rest

 
trillium13 2008-12-20 11:49:24 PM  
monsieurstabby: I really wish these stories would stop getting greenlit.

This. It's just the same shiat over and over.

 
Quantum Apostrophe 2008-12-20 11:51:23 PM  
GungFu: SharkTrager: He may be 17, but that is one kid who will be scarred for life.


bollox. it's the repercussion bullshiat that will fark him up - not the actual facking.


Pretty much.

 
Seaman 2008-12-20 11:59:14 PM  
Strange how this only happens in America, guess I can start believing that there are no homosexuals in Iran.

 
Swede 2008-12-21 12:02:59 AM  
i149.photobucket.com
I da pimp

 
Mr_Ectomy [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 12:11:32 AM  
Seaman: Strange how this only happens in America, guess I can start believing that there are no homosexuals in Iran.

Yes, and UFO's only land in the US, too.

 
SharkTrager 2008-12-21 12:12:40 AM  
Quantum Apostrophe: GungFu: SharkTrager: He may be 17, but that is one kid who will be scarred for life.


bollox. it's the repercussion bullshiat that will fark him up - not the actual facking.

Pretty much.


No, in this case it will be the sex. Sex with that would haunt anyone.

 
skinink 2008-12-21 12:19:22 AM  
Emo Phillips, bad hair day.

 
TheSignPost 2008-12-21 12:19:35 AM  
And yes, I'd say the same thing if it were a male teacher/female student.


You're the problem. You and tons of people like you have forgotten that the age of consent is one issue, and the issue of adults in positions of responsibility are another.

Teachers *should not ever* F*CK a student. Ever. If they must knock uglies, let them wait until the student graduates. No? Why not? Because that's inconvenient?

An adult is supposed to know better. Cry all you want about how a 17 year old is perfectly capable of making up their own mind, and then go have a conversation with a 17 year old about something else and you'll need some Tylenol. Teenagers are f**king stupid. Always have been, always will be. Because, they're old enough to know a little, and they're at that magical stage of mental development where they think they know everything.

You wouldn't want a cop f**king a rape victim. You wouldn't want your wife's gynecologist f**king her, although he's been further up there than you ever will. You wouldn't want a lawyer f**king their client. Fill in the blanks of the list of a hundred or so other positions where you probably already think that sex between the person 'in charge' and the client/customer etc, shouldn't happen.



Teachers should *never* have sex with students. P*ssing around with the age thing (OMG (s)he's 17!!!1) is a waste of time and it displays ignorance of what the damn issue is really about.

 
iamscotto 2008-12-21 12:26:11 AM  
TheSignPost

THIS

/came here for the Napoleon Dynamite jokes, left very disappointed.

 
grunthos 2008-12-21 12:30:42 AM  
what TheSignPost said!

 
printnamehere 2008-12-21 12:32:04 AM  
TheSignPost: Teachers should *never* have sex with students. P*ssing around with the age thing (OMG (s)he's 17!!!1) is a waste of time and it displays ignorance of what the damn issue is really about.
THIS
AND
Teenagers are f**king stupid.
THIS too.
/Internets +1
//You win them.
///Blah, blah, blah.

 
Danger Avoid Death 2008-12-21 12:33:10 AM  
SharkTrager: GungFu: SharkTrager: He may be 17, but that is one kid who will be scarred for life.


bollox. it's the repercussion bullshiat that will fark him up - not the actual facking.

You clearly didn't see the picture. He'll be suffering from PTSD for years.


Better that than a PSTD.

 
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros 2008-12-21 12:44:04 AM  
moxxiecillin: This was my high school. She wasn't there when I was at Borah (graduated in '97). It's sad that she teaches psychology - it means that Mike Kurdy isn't teaching it anymore. He was an awesome teacher.

Yeah, but his blowjobs were terrible.

 
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