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(Wonkette) Obvious President Bush and Santa photographed fisting each other in what apparently looks to be the VIP room of a disco. Bill O'Reilly to redouble his efforts in The War On Christmas®   (wonkette.com) divider line 60
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Mercutio879 [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 04:57:25 PM  
...

there are no words.

 
Dupa [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 05:14:49 PM  
I thought we decided that is a "terrorist fist jab"?

 
mr_crash_davis 2008-12-20 06:03:00 PM  
On the internet, when I read "fisting" I always expect to see something completely different from what I saw here.

 
ghost_who_walks [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 06:07:17 PM  
"President Bush and Santa photographed fisting each other"

I so thought this was going to a be a photo of something else. Something NSFW.

I need to cut back on teh pr0n, obviously.

/waiting for RugbyJock to enter the thread and give us what we need...
//on second thoughts I don't need to think about Santa in that way, and I definitely don't need to think of Bush that way

 
platkat [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 06:10:53 PM  
Yes! The fistbump gives it all away! No one was doing that before Barack and Michelle! zOMG!

 
Godscrack [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 06:19:02 PM  
img385.imageshack.us

 
Canadian Canuck [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 06:20:37 PM  
mr_crash_davis: On the internet, when I read "fisting" I always expect to see something completely different from what I saw here.

I thought the same thing.

 
DistendedPendulusFrenulum 2008-12-20 06:30:15 PM  
Canadian Canuck: mr_crash_davis: On the internet, when I read "fisting" I always expect to see something completely different from what I saw here.

I thought the same thing.


Um, what is fisting? Am I missing something?

?

 
FarkinNortherner [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-12-20 06:31:46 PM  
mr_crash_davis: On the internet, when I read "fisting" I always expect to see something completely different from what I saw here.

This year the White House Christmas cards are a Robert Mapplethorpe homage. It's really quite daring.

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 06:32:07 PM  
Dupa: I thought we decided that is a "terrorist fist jab"?

Quick! Get E. D. Hill on the case!!

/I hear she's looking for work....

 
Cornwell [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 06:51:51 PM  
Thank farking you, subby, for implanting that image in my mind.

Now I don't want to sleep tonight!

/Shrubya - Never failing to supply punditkitchen with new material

 
doyner [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 07:08:06 PM  
Hmmm. GIS for fisting came up with completely different results...

 
JohnnyC 2008-12-20 07:48:56 PM  
Umm... Submitter... "Fisting" is not what you think it is.

You should go look it up. :D

 
Damnhippyfreak [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-12-20 09:29:34 PM  
subby: fisting

i40.tinypic.com

 
Eddie_Dean_NY [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 10:08:09 PM  
DistendedPendulusFrenulum: Um, what is fisting? Am I missing something?

Ah. So young, so innocent...

That which has been seen can not be unseen.

 
Zombie Hitler 2008-12-20 10:09:57 PM  
Eddie_Dean_NY: DistendedPendulusFrenulum: Um, what is fisting? Am I missing something?

Ah. So young, so innocent...

That which has been seen can not be unseen.


lol, I can't even remember what it was like before the internet destroyed me.

 
12349876 2008-12-20 10:12:14 PM  
FIST GOES WHERE?!!?!111!?!!?!!1

 
HoboSong [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 10:12:43 PM  
thats hot

 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 10:12:55 PM  
That picture is nothing like what I expected.

 
erik-k [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-12-20 10:21:37 PM  
I've seen fisting. I've been involved in fisting. Submitter, that was not fisting.

/No not rly.

 
vabeard 2008-12-20 10:29:18 PM  
Subby, please look up 'fisting'.



/you may be surprised.
//or not

 
I_Approve_Of_This_Message 2008-12-20 10:29:45 PM  
www.i-mockery.com

The Ultimate Warrior remains unimpressed.

 
f4rmerbob 2008-12-20 10:30:23 PM  
This thread needs some serious mind bleach.

 
doyner [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 10:34:55 PM  
erik-k: I've seen fisting. I've been involved in fisting. Submitter, that was not fisting.

/No not rly.


What, you were blindfolded?

 
WorldCitizen [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 10:35:06 PM  
If anyone is fisting Santa it better be Mrs. Santa. That's all I'm saying.

 
CanisNoir [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 10:38:31 PM  
Santa and Bush caught exchanging a Terrorist Fist Bump?!! Say it aint so. Damn I'm gonna have to let the dog sniff all the presents for explosives.

/Or to yank aside all the good presents with drugs in em :P

 
Coco LaFemme [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 10:42:19 PM  
Well, I think I'll just print that headline out and tape it to my fridge so whenever I feel like getting a bowl of ice cream, I have an appetite suppressant on hand.


Thanks subby.

 
Karma Curmudgeon 2008-12-20 10:44:03 PM  
Anime might be NSFW (new window)

 
erik-k [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-12-20 10:44:49 PM  
i272.photobucket.com

/Linked in a very special way

 
ODDwhun 2008-12-20 10:49:35 PM  
Godscrack

he does like hanging out with imaginary characters, doesn't he.

 
jake3988 2008-12-20 10:51:07 PM  
Dear lord subby, don't give me that image.

/That image subby.
//AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 
PinkFuzzyBunny 2008-12-20 10:52:31 PM  
That's not fisting...

...That's terrorism.

/And I bet Santa has some WMD's in that bag of his.

 
Nina_Hartley's_Ass 2008-12-20 10:57:07 PM  
That is not what I expected to see.

I am not complaining.

 
ViolentHippy 2008-12-20 11:00:32 PM  
superdickery.com

 
fillahbuster 2008-12-20 11:20:16 PM  
Now that "throwing the rock" and the "chest bump" is has officially been ruined by white people, I wonder what young black men will do to express approval of something.

I predict head-butting or kicks to the sack. It's all that's left

 
Zombie Hitler 2008-12-20 11:26:36 PM  
What the hell has Spider Man been eating?

 
bobbette [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 11:35:55 PM  
If the lady who scaremongered Barack and Michelle doing a "terrorist fist jab" hadn't been fired by Fox (after the election, if I recall correctly) I would be demanding they give the President's fist bump equal time.

/there's a NORAD-Santa-terrorism joke here somewhere but I'm too disheartened to find it
//too soon for Santa 9/11 jokes?

 
Metaluna Mutant 2008-12-20 11:39:04 PM  
BUSH FISTING SANTA?

(checks article)

Oh, NM

 
bobbette [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 11:43:49 PM  
fillahbuster: Now that "throwing the rock" and the "chest bump" is has officially been ruined by white people, I wonder what young black men will do to express approval of something.

I predict head-butting or kicks to the sack. It's all that's left


Square dancing moves. Next year it's all gonna be about the do-see-do.

 
Phil Moskowitz 2008-12-20 11:44:40 PM  
How does someone with that much money growing up, become some kind of uber white trash? This guy is a peasant super hero and his power is to be completely classless in every situation, all the time.

 
bobbette [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 11:53:59 PM  
Phil Moskowitz: How does someone with that much money growing up, become some kind of uber white trash? This guy is a peasant super hero and his power is to be completely classless in every situation, all the time.

You really have to ask??

www.topnews.in

msnbcmedia4.msn.com

www.nlm.nih.gov

Hang on, wait... that joint is a lie!

 
Mr_Ectomy [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 12:08:51 AM  
diy.despair.com

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 12:11:33 AM  
I would pay to see Bush fisted by Jaws from the Bond movies.

 
Britney Spear's Speculum 2008-12-21 12:19:41 AM  
Sabyen91: I would pay to see Bush fisted by Jaws from the Bond movies.


I think you just disproved Rule 34

 
Neesie 2008-12-21 12:20:24 AM  
I debated looking at the article - but figured, how bad could it be? Thank goodness, not what the title put it into my head!

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 12:22:04 AM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: Sabyen91: I would pay to see Bush fisted by Jaws from the Bond movies.


I think you just disproved Rule 34


I do believe I did. I should be famous shortly.

 
Britney Spear's Speculum 2008-12-21 12:24:08 AM  
Sabyen91: Britney Spear's Speculum: Sabyen91: I would pay to see Bush fisted by Jaws from the Bond movies.


I think you just disproved Rule 34

I do believe I did. I should be famous shortly.



I think when in doubt about Rule 34, you move on to Rule 35.

 
Sabyen91 [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 12:31:04 AM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: Sabyen91: Britney Spear's Speculum: Sabyen91: I would pay to see Bush fisted by Jaws from the Bond movies.


I think you just disproved Rule 34

I do believe I did. I should be famous shortly.


I think when in doubt about Rule 34, you move on to Rule 35.


Crap, 35. I don't know that one. Still Jaws tossing Bush's salad should count as a disproval of every law...ever.

 
torch [TotalFark] 2008-12-21 12:45:50 AM  
erik-k: /Linked in a very special way

Ok, you owe me a new keyboard. For the caption too.

 
TrollAltDelete 2008-12-21 01:02:02 AM  
Phil Moskowitz: How does someone with that much money growing up, become some kind of uber white trash? This guy is a peasant super hero and his power is to be completely classless in every situation, all the time.

When did we start caring about the Canadian opinion of American politics? Shouldn't you be focused on which weaponless Mountie is fisting the other?

 
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