How appropriate. My fetish is to watch Kenneth Starr while he masturbates.

I almost wish I cared enough to make a "Ceiling Ken Starr"... but I don't.

/how's that for apathy? =P

munchkinette: How appropriate. My fetish is to watch Kenneth Starr while he masturbates.

Impossible; to keep from having naughty thoughts, he had his sex organs removed decades ago.

I saw him speak once. He has all the charisma of sea urchin genitalia.

Ken Starr, for all his grand-standing, has more skeletons in his closet than any of us could imagine.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

I would LOVE to have a candid interview with his family.

TripSixes: I saw him speak once.

Why would you do such a thing?

If he wanted pointers, he could just ask me.

I wish.

He is not watching ME masturbate. I am not gay.

angryjd: He is not watching ME masturbate. I am not gay.

When the fundies came for the communists,
I remained silent;
I was not a communist.

When they locked up the "terrorists",
I remained silent;
I was not a terrorist.

When they came for the trade unionists,
I did not speak out;
I was not a trade unionist.

When they came for the ghey,
I remained silent;
I was not teh ghey.

When they came for me,
there was no one left to speak out.

Klingon Penis: "I felt sorry for myself because I had no woman, until I met a man who had no hands."

He certainly has a thing for cases involving the penis.

The good news is that assholes like this are getting older by the day and the younger ones who wish to replace them are far too uneducated to make the grade.

Youbetcha!

angryjd 2008-12-20 03:40:00 PM He is not watching ME masturbate. I am not gay.
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Last I checked, even straight people masturbate :)

Ken Starr is the courtroom suit-wearing embodiment of an internet troll. His #1 goal in life is farking people over, just for the lulz.

All the jokes about this guy are right.

But that's what makes him so effective - he acts like a robot with no emotion while he laboriously discusses very inflamatory things.

Long before he became involved in the Clinton bit, he made a name for himself by being a very fact-intensive guy - someone who meticulously researched and detailed all the evidence that would support his conclusions.

So, while he dissects issues like those involved in Prop 8, we have to wonder once again: what's love got to do with it?

Wow, this guy is really determined to seal his villain status in history, isn't he?

Obligatory, so I'll get it out of the way:

Does that make masturbation oh so much more satisfying?

...no?

Oh.

Here is a man who really wants to be on a lot of people's shiat list.

On a personal note, I think he takes these cases because he's too embarrassed to watch/buy porn. Stuff "associated with work" is his porn.

Lawnchair: Ken Starr is the courtroom suit-wearing embodiment of an internet troll. His #1 goal in life is farking people over, just for the lulz.

I don't understand. Here's a guy who did well as solicitor general.
Then a three judge panel asks him to head up the independent counsel looking into Whitewater.

He did his job, and he did it well.
He was tasked with investigating and digging up dirt, and my oh my, did he ever.

Ken Starr doesn't give a fark what you do in the bedroom.
His job at the time, while not stated, was to hurt President Clinton politically, as much as he possibly could.
In this he succeeded, but to no great avail.

Wasted money, a whole wasted year (1998) by the president, and lost opportunities to do other things by congress.

What are you gonna do?

Someone really has to just catch this guy getting a blow job from a gay intern or something, seriously just out him already and let everyone go on with their lives instead of this constant stream of caring far too much about what other consenting adults do in their own bedrooms/oval offices.

TripSixes: sea urchin genitalia

fap fap fap

everyone in San Antonio knows that Starr is a big ghey. he was caught in the act with another guy in high school and used to dress in drag for talent shows.

there is no hate like self-hate.

Farkin'round: Obligatory, so I'll get it out of the way:

waiting for the photoshop....

You can tell. He's a major closet case.

jake3988: angryjd 2008-12-20 03:40:00 PM He is not watching ME masturbate. I am not gay.
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Last I checked, even straight people masturbate :)

do you, uh, check often?

I hope I shoot it in his eye.

michaeld5: Then a three judge panel asks him to head up the independent counsel looking into Whitewater.

He did his job, and he did it well.
He was tasked with investigating and digging up dirt, and my oh my, did he ever.

I'm going to assume you're trolling, because I'm really hoping you're not this stupid.

Whitewater was a total waste - no wrongdoing, no matter how deep they dug.
You're confusing a literal troll (Linda Tripp) stabbing a chubby Jewish girl in the back with something else.

TripSixes: He has all the charisma of sea urchin genitalia.

What do you have against uni?

Enjoy Cocytus, Kenny.

They picked the guy whose report led to impeachment of Clinton. Yeah that worked out well.

knowing kenny boy star, he's doing it with tax money. he needs a 12 inch dildo up his arse.

Mentat: He certainly has a thing for cases involving the penis.

Same gender lesbians marrying have no penis, none that I know about anyways. Still your point about Ken Starr inserting himself into antisex lawsuits is cromulently noted.

michaeld5 2008-12-20 04:37:21 PM
Lawnchair: Ken Starr is the courtroom suit-wearing embodiment of an internet troll. His #1 goal in life is farking people over, just for the lulz.

I don't understand. Here's a guy who did well as solicitor general.
Then a three judge panel asks him to head up the independent counsel looking into Whitewater.

He did his job, and he did it well.
He was tasked with investigating and digging up dirt, and my oh my, did he ever.

Ken Starr doesn't give a fark what you do in the bedroom.
His job at the time, while not stated, was to hurt President Clinton politically, as much as he possibly could.
In this he succeeded, but to no great avail.

Wasted money, a whole wasted year (1998) by the president, and lost opportunities to do other things by congress.

What are you gonna do?


Gee, and it only cost the American public $50 million. Good work Lou, er, Kenneth . . .

/And what exactly is the frequency?

While I do NOT like the idea of a man watching me masturbate (I am NOT gay), I do like this news because I consider Starr to be a true Guru, one of the Premier lawyers in this nation, and a guy who doesnt care if there is a Gang of libtards out to get him. Its hard to earn my trust but Starr did it when he went after Clinton and now he is continuing to do the right thing. The moment of truth is at hand here, because if the gays are allowed to marry it could lead to acpockalips. Liberals want to make gays getting married a daily operation. Well I will be damned before any gays can step in the arena of marriage. I dont see what the mass appeal is of gay marriage I mean if I had my way just the ownerz of a full clip of gay porn would be arrested. Well if this culture continues to be gay it will be no more mr. nice guy and the gloves are coming off.

He's not just watching.

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: He's not just watching.

Geez, this thread is just screaming out for Photoshops.

Farkin'round: Obligatory, so I'll get it out of the way:



Likewise.

/Plus, this one's spelt properly.

StopArrestingMe: Well if this culture continues to be gay it will be no more mr. nice guy and the gloves are coming off.

You're gonna make skin contact?

Fag!

I'm watching Kenneth Starr masturbate so I'm getting a kick...

StopArrestingMe: 1/10. I liked the "I am NOT gay" part, but other than that, I'm just not feeling it. It would help to maybe repeat a cliche as if it proves something, like "it's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve." That's what makes a great troll; evidence of utterly broken thought processes. Another good one is "Gays already have the right to get married; why should they get special rights?"

Hmmm, you know, I think you could put together a really nice troll just by stringing together random sets of logical fallacies. Let's try the first three:

Thank god someone is upholding the law. The gay marriage mafia want to people to have illegal marriages; encouraging people to break the law is a crime. It's not just them; you know that many of the most violent offenders in jails today are gay? It's no accident - it's all part of their criminality. If you want gay marriage, you're saying that you want violent homosexuals in your schools, teaching your children.

I think I'm starting to understand where James Dobson gets this stuff.

TripSixes: I saw him speak once. He has all the charisma of sea urchin genitalia.

*fa-

McCaesar: fap fap fap

GODDAMMIT YOU BASTARD.

Anyway.

Wombatzu: everyone in San Antonio knows that Starr is a big ghey. he was caught in the act with another guy in high school and used to dress in drag for talent shows.

there is no hate like self-hate.

...I demand specifics. Pictures optional, though I'm not sure whether they'd be epic or horrifying or both at the same time.

StopArrestingMe: While I do NOT like the idea of a man watching me masturbate (I am NOT gay), I do like this news because I consider Starr to be a true Guru, one of the Premier lawyers in this nation, and a guy who doesnt care if there is a Gang of libtards out to get him. Its hard to earn my trust but Starr did it when he went after Clinton and now he is continuing to do the right thing. The moment of truth is at hand here, because if the gays are allowed to marry it could lead to acpockalips. Liberals want to make gays getting married a daily operation. Well I will be damned before any gays can step in the arena of marriage. I dont see what the mass appeal is of gay marriage I mean if I had my way just the ownerz of a full clip of gay porn would be arrested. Well if this culture continues to be gay it will be no more mr. nice guy and the gloves are coming off.

Mr. Starr should really be more concerned with who got gunz; for example, the militia.

Mentat: He certainly has a thing for cases involving the penis.

You noticed that too? I'm wondering if he'll start subpoenaing witnesses to get into descriptions of the gay/lesbian sex act vs. the straight sex act to see which is more "valid." You know, for comparison value.

StopArrestingMe:

So I started reading this and got about here:

a Gang of libtards

Before I says to myself, I says, "Myself...you do know that this guy's a-trollin', don'tcha?" To which I says, "I...you are indeed corect in this statement." At which point I stopped reading.

Gyrfalcon: Mentat: He certainly has a thing for cases involving the penis.

You noticed that too? I'm wondering if he'll start subpoenaing witnesses to get into descriptions of the gay/lesbian sex act vs. the straight sex act to see which is more "valid." You know, for comparison value.

Heh...this reminded me of the sex ed scene from Meaning of Life.

Well the gays are farked.


/figuratively
//literally