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(Some Piss Drunk) Strange Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's rai... actually, just don't piss on my leg, period   (sj-r.com) divider line 25
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Klippoklondike 2008-12-20 07:38:21 PM  
Link (new window)

 
hollyhk 2008-12-20 07:39:55 PM  
I knew a guy whose "friend" drunkenly peed in his shoes while the guy was in the bathroom. In retaliation, he peed on his hoodie.

He probably should have beaten the crap out him instead. I didn't realize we were dogs, not human beings.

 
CrispFlows 2008-12-20 07:40:52 PM  
www.ilotsacre.be

 
CrispFlows 2008-12-20 07:44:05 PM  
hollyhk: I knew a guy whose "friend" drunkenly peed in his shoes while the guy was in the bathroom. In retaliation, he peed on his hoodie.

He probably should have beaten the crap out him instead. I didn't realize we were dogs, not human beings.

In comparison to your story, This woman is damn curteous.

lizditz.typepad.com

 
JJR 2008-12-20 07:44:43 PM  
yes it's golden

 
xynix [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 07:46:01 PM  
I don't like people peeing on me. Well I've never had anyone pee on me .. except for this hooker once in Krakow. I kind of like that but that was a kind of horny pee where as in this story it's a drunk dude pee and i'm not game for that kind of pee.

 
Sutpen's Hundred 2008-12-20 07:47:14 PM  
How is the pisser the victim, didn't he assault the other dude so the beating was just self defense?

 
Byno 2008-12-20 07:59:27 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

/I'm bringing pancakes back

 
Driver [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-12-20 08:00:22 PM  
If this ends up in Judge Judy's court, does the Irony tag trump the Follow Up tag?

 
balthan [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 08:07:24 PM  
Mattison and four other people followed the victim to the house

This is probably the bit that's going to get him in trouble.

 
Hide your chickens 2008-12-20 08:07:51 PM  
...actually, just don't piss on my leg, period

I do whatever I want to do.

 
kidsizedcoffin 2008-12-20 08:11:29 PM  
What if your leg is on fire?

 
berylman 2008-12-20 08:13:54 PM  
So how did this stranger manage to piss on the guy while he was sleeping in his own house? Through an open sun window on the roof into the bedroom?

/does not compute

 
Black plus White equals President 2008-12-20 08:17:04 PM  
hotdogzncoolkatz.com

//obligatory

 
odinsposse 2008-12-20 08:21:17 PM  
Klippoklondike: Link (new window)

That's exactly what I came here to post.

 
skinink 2008-12-20 08:22:51 PM  
Two guys, one penis?

 
mexican bathtub cheese 2008-12-20 08:29:10 PM  
Can someone tell me why Mattison got arrested?

 
Mr. Fuzzypaws 2008-12-20 08:40:28 PM  
I have someone Farkied "Pisses on guys in bars".

Not news, IT IS FARK!

 
Krayon 2008-12-20 08:41:04 PM  
cdn.harpercollins.com

/link is rather warm

 
Caturday 2008-12-20 09:19:46 PM  
yo, 'dis my joint!!!!

it's how i throw up my set
just lettin it all out on your property
then i'll jack ya for your bape and throw em to da phone lines

caturday all over this
24/1 (open only on caturday)

 
simpsonfan 2008-12-20 10:56:45 PM  
The victim deserved it.

 
PumpUpDaFark 2008-12-20 11:14:21 PM  
www.thelin.net

Some asshole pissed on my leg!

 
headfreckle [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-12-21 01:09:30 AM  
Nice reference, PumpUpDaFark.

 
Shytbyrd 2008-12-21 05:39:25 AM  
wet spoon?

 
dial999 2008-12-21 08:56:37 AM  
simpsonfan: The victim deserved it.

According to the article, that would be the piss artist whose identity is being protected.

 
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