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(The Raw Story) Scary Rove's IT Guru dies after his plane runs out of gas. It's not like he was about to testify or anything, though... oh, he was? Well, he certainly didn't cross Rove, right? What's that, he did?   (rawstory.com) divider line 432
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Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 04:07:34 PM  
Hmmmmmmmm

 
doyner [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 04:08:04 PM  
Now he and Lee Atwater can compare notes.

 
Megain [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 04:10:52 PM  
[obvious] tag on vacation?

 
TheOther [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 04:12:37 PM  
Wellstoned?

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 04:15:22 PM  
That's not suspicious or anything.

 
phreaknes 2008-12-20 04:26:56 PM  
WOOOOHOOOO Job opening!!!!!

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 04:39:01 PM  
well now that was certainly an interesting coincidence.

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 04:42:19 PM  
Hillary Clinton did it!!1!

/wait...what?

 
burndtdan 2008-12-20 04:45:40 PM  
non-story, underzealous fueler

 
Mayostard [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 04:55:12 PM  
That's what he gets for buying gas at Vince Foster's Stop Shop Gas & Go.

 
robsul82 [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 05:03:54 PM  
STOP GETTING INTO SMALL PRIVATE PLANES!

 
DAR [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 05:04:54 PM  
This is what I have been working on to prove for over a year. In fact, it was through following the Siegelman-Rove trail that I found evidence leading to Connell. That is how I became aware of him. Mike was getting ready to talk. He was frightened.

His plane ran out of gas my ass, they dropped him out of the sky before he could start talking.

Washington DC politics can be a rough game at times. You should be careful when you swim with sharks.

 
Weaver95 [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 05:20:00 PM  
robsul82: STOP GETTING INTO SMALL PRIVATE PLANES!

actually, that should only apply if you're testifying against a Bush, Clinton or Cheney.

 
rodeofrog 2008-12-20 05:25:17 PM  
Make it seem a suicide.

 
Therion [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 05:27:48 PM  
Weaver95: Actually, that should only apply if you're testifying against a Bush, Clinton or Cheney.

Youse testifin' against Karly, you testifin' against Georgie. Capiche?

 
BigWoodenSpoon [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 05:41:52 PM  
This liter was wondering when this story would show up. Where's that popcorn again?

 
DeathByGeekSquad 2008-12-20 05:43:54 PM  
Interesting, almost like the Enron guys dying of Heart Attacks and crap during the fallout.

Suspicious death is suspicious.

See, us IT folks live on the edge of danger at all times!

 
skinink 2008-12-20 05:44:22 PM  

And when an autopsy is done, they also discover that before he died, he shot himself in the back and cut his own throat.



 
TheGreatGazoo 2008-12-20 05:44:28 PM  
Maybe he can compare notes with Paul Wellstone and Ron Brown?

 
Tentacle 2008-12-20 05:44:56 PM  
Was Cheney out hunting in Ohio at the time of the "accident"?

 
NewEnglandGangster 2008-12-20 05:45:23 PM  
Just Like my girlfriend, I bet he FAKED IT

 
letstakeawalk 2008-12-20 05:45:23 PM  
B...bb...bbbut Clinton! (pops, smoulders, crashes in flames)

They're having a field-day with this over at Huff Post.

/not a conspiracy kind of guy
//sometimes planes just crash

 
recoil47 2008-12-20 05:45:33 PM  
zardoztechmage.files.wordpress.com

Understands what happens when you only put five bucks worth in the tank.

 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 05:45:57 PM  
I predict good things for this thread.

 
MooseUpNorth 2008-12-20 05:46:06 PM  
In unrelated news, prices of both tin and aluminium foil skyrocket.

 
Speedofdarkness [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 05:46:09 PM  
This is how they got rid of that hippie, John Denver.

 
phestry 2008-12-20 05:46:31 PM  
Nothing to see here folks, move along...

 
domenad 2008-12-20 05:46:40 PM  
I guess he and Vince Foster are now playing cards together.

 
soze [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 05:47:14 PM  
Wow, just like Vince Foster. AM I RITE GUYSE?

 
The Rest Are Bait [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 05:47:21 PM  
Here's a little fuel to stoke the fire a little, enjoy. I need dinner

Clinton Body Count (new window)

 
Rickerkioz [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 05:47:42 PM  
sigh...there are times when I wish I could ignore stuff like this...but man...


When shiat starts looking like a bad Jerry Bruckheimer movie, yeah, I'm gonna ask a couple questions...

 
Pud [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 05:47:58 PM  
putting on my foil hat, and getting ready to make popcorn...any takers?

 
BigWoodenSpoon [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 05:48:01 PM  
letstakeawalk

You mean this HuffPo story? Link (new window)

11 comments =/= "field day"

 
Pechorin 2008-12-20 05:48:28 PM  
I'm just going to warn you farkers not to get too involved in this. His plane ran out of gas and crashed. That's it. Now go to another thread or else.

/fanning the flames of the conspiracy

 
hockey fool 2008-12-20 05:48:30 PM  
"I find your lack of faith disturbing..."

 
iaazathot 2008-12-20 05:48:30 PM  
Because if there is one thing we know, the neocons WILL NOT kill people for power, wealth, and influence...

 
depmode98 2008-12-20 05:48:40 PM  
criminalization of murder. non story.

 
semiotix 2008-12-20 05:48:46 PM  
...died instantly after his single-prop, private aircraft smashed into a vacant home in suburban Lake Township, Ohio.

Well, thank God the recession and housing collapses have hit Ohio so hard, or that house might not have been vacant!

See, when you look at it that way, Karl Rove actually saved someone's life today!

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 05:49:09 PM  
Rove....I dunno. It's POSSIBLE (just barely) it was an accident. Now if it had been Cheney's IT Guru, not only would his plane have crashed, it would have vanished, not to be found for 50 years. But I'm not sure Rove could have engineered something so subtly obvious.

Unless the autopsy shows he was molested by space aliens.

 
DarkSoulNoHope 2008-12-20 05:49:33 PM  
He's looks just like Buddy Holly... erm, after the crash.

 
FreshCliches 2008-12-20 05:50:02 PM  
Have we learned nothing from The Net?

/obvious
//5 million WH emails unavailable for comment
///Why couldn't they have been as responsible as Gov. Palin and used a Yahoo account?

 
ConnieLingus 2008-12-20 05:50:08 PM  
Rickerkioz: sigh...there are times when I wish I could ignore stuff like this...but man...


When shiat starts looking like a bad Jerry Bruckheimer movie, yeah, I'm gonna ask a couple questions...


You mean Oliver Stone. The lack of pirates and Batsuits with nipples rule out Bruckheimer.

 
spamdog [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 05:50:46 PM  
Jesus! I've got no doubt they had this guy killed.

 
Semi-Sane 2008-12-20 05:52:01 PM  
He fails to keep an eye on his fuel gauge and people suspect a murder conspiracy?

You may dislike Karl Rove and the GOP, but they would not resort to murder.

 
Pastor of Muppets [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 05:52:12 PM  
The Rest Are Bait: Here's a little fuel to stoke the fire a little, enjoy. I need dinner

Clinton Body Count (new window)


Bush has one of them there death count thingamajobs too

Bush Death List (poppity fresh)

 
Chastain86 2008-12-20 05:53:00 PM  
I've seen little evidence that the individual members of the Bush II administration are savvy enough to pull off something this nefarious.

 
falcon176 2008-12-20 05:53:22 PM  
planes running out of gas is commonplace
/move along

 
AliasUndercover 2008-12-20 05:53:24 PM  
Of all the rotten luck!

/snaps fingers.

 
Wight Power [TotalFark] 2008-12-20 05:53:44 PM  
www.channel4.com

Has it on tape

 
Glitchwerks 2008-12-20 05:54:06 PM  
Semi-Sane: He fails to keep an eye on his fuel gauge and people suspect a murder conspiracy?

You may dislike Karl Rove and the GOP, but they would not resort to murder.


Tell that to "Shoot'em-in-the-face" Cheney.

 
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