Fire a rocket launcher at a cow..
While in theory that sounds wicked awesome. In practice, that's downright disgusting and disturbing.
coating a grenade with cornmeal then tossing it into a chicken coup, that sounds hilarious though. As they start pecking at it.. haha!
/made up the last one, i think

Time for a holiday in Cambodia.

I think the ice hotel would be kind of neat to check out actually.

Okay the first 4 are lame, but the ice hotel is pretty cool. Just wear proper clothes and it won't be all that uncomfortable... and it seems like a quite interesting place.

enormous_smackmaster: Time for a holiday in Cambodia.

Now I will have that song stuck in my head all day, thanks alot.

Also, the ice hotel looks pretty cool from an artistic and architectural standpoint. I'd pay for it, if I was obscenely rich. I'd rather just walk through it.

Who the hell came up with a "Blow up a cow with an RPG" holiday, and what were they ON?

Eesh. Waste of good beef.

scud missile

What? Disneyland Paris is the top tourist attraction in Europe (12 million visitors a year), and it's actually an amazing theme park. Beautiful gardens, great versions of classic rides, and tons of good food. It might have been a financial disaster, but it is in no way a bad theme park.

/Walt Disney Studios Paris... not so much

There must be a special name for people who prefer to vacation in a war zone.

Suicide-tourists?

Anyone know if the massive amounts of semen that get flushed cause problems with sewer systems. I mean do they clump together or something? Always been curious where all the baby batter goes.

The ice hotel I could do.

Handful of E tabs, some close friends, and a bunch of Armin Van Buuren .mp3 files.

"we NEED to make some farkin' money"

"I KNOW DAMNIT!!! for FARKS sake all we got around here are post-war RPGs and farm full of livestock and chickens!!!"

epiphany...

"COME ON PEOPLE!! ROCKET LAUNCH A COW INTO THE NEXT LIFE FOR ONLY $400!! You miss we'll refund you 50% you can't beat that deal!! OH IF YOU LOOK TO MY LEFT HERE PEOPLE WE GOT WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!!!"

You shoot your baby batter into a toilet? Sometimes I shoot mine into trash but never the toilet.

GBmanNC: Anyone know if the massive amounts of semen that get flushed cause problems with sewer systems. I mean do they clump together or something? Always been curious where all the baby batter goes.

I think it's water-soluable

Sanctum: What? Disneyland Paris is the top tourist attraction in Europe (12 million visitors a year), and it's actually an amazing theme park. Beautiful gardens, great versions of classic rides, and tons of good food. It might have been a financial disaster, but it is in no way a bad theme park.

/Walt Disney Studios Paris... not so much

Who are you to resist it, huh? Come oooonn.... My last paycheck bounced! My children need wine!!

Chickens v machine gun. Now I'd pay for that.

/Chickens piss me off. Dunno why.
//Except when they're on my plate.

I did the Paris sewer tour. It was interesting and fun.

(of course I also did part of my honeymoon in Cambodia, so my definition of "fun" might vary from the norm.)

Bill_Wick's_Friend: I did the Paris sewer tour. It was interesting and fun.

Was the stench as terrible as I'd expect?

Poor cow.

Ain't bothering nobody.. just being all cow-y and.. *BLAM*

Smithereens. : (

/ Can you barbecue any pieces that don't atomise?

They missed one - the tour of Mumbai's slums. It was eye-opening.

As long as I can eat the parts of the cow that aren't vaporised.

For anyone who wants to see an Ice Hotel, but not travel out of the country, there is one at Chena Hot Springs Resort (~hour east of Fairbanks AK). They give tours and serve drinks in martini glasses made of ice.

davidphogan: Bill_Wick's_Friend: I did the Paris sewer tour. It was interesting and fun.

Was the stench as terrible as I'd expect?

The people or the sewers?

I'll never understand hunting, and I'll never understand how someone would or could rocket launch a cow..... now a baby, that's a different story

My friend wanted to create the "Government Tour of Indianapolis." On the tour you could see the housing projects, decomposing public schools, these 5 buildings that look like they were designed by the worst Soviet architects, the abandoned Keystone Towers, and numerous other government buildings. Indy farkers will know what I'm talking about.

InternationalShoe: I'll never understand hunting, and I'll never understand how someone would or could rocket launch a cow..... now a baby, that's a different story

Eesh. Waste of good baby.

/he proposed, modestly

Reminds me of Hitman 2.

If I wanted an ice hotel experience I would just take a drink with me out on my deck right now. 3 whopping degrees outside.

How many Cambodian sex slaves could you buy for the cost of rocket launching a cow though.....

I was going to kill myself for Xmas, but now I have a goal in life.

I must go to Cambodia and shoot a cow with a rocket launcher.

/wonder if they'd let me shoot a scapegoat with an AK?

studebaker hoch: The ice hotel I could do.

Handful of E tabs, some close friends, and a bunch of Armin Van Buuren .mp3 files.

You really think so...I can't stand to be cold when I'm partying that way.....living in New England is teh suck...it's great when you're in the club. It's great at home...hell it's even great in the hot tub with the snow falling...but it's freaking awful when you're running to the car to head home.

Pechorin: Indy farkers will know what I'm talking about.

I feel you dog. Abandoned Keystone crack-towers for the win.

Also, I would totally pay $400 to launch a rocket at a cow. That would be farking cool as all hell.

okami36: I was going to kill myself for Xmas, but now I have a goal in life.

I must go to Cambodia and shoot a cow with a rocket launcher.

/wonder if they'd let me shoot a scapegoat with an AK?

Dude...are you serious? (about the killing yourself)?? Cause if so...shiat, go to Cambodia and shoot yourself with the rocket launcher...how awesome would that be?

worst "Vacations"

Any vacation with more than 1 family member.

Oldiron_79: How many Cambodian sex slaves could you buy for the cost of rocket launching a cow though.....

Who says you can't have it all? Sex slaves, a cow, a rocket launcher... that's Christmas right there.

jjs1978: okami36: I was going to kill myself for Xmas, but now I have a goal in life.

I must go to Cambodia and shoot a cow with a rocket launcher.

/wonder if they'd let me shoot a scapegoat with an AK?

Dude...are you serious? (about the killing yourself)?? Cause if so...shiat, go to Cambodia and shoot yourself with the rocket launcher...how awesome would that be?

Dunno...have had the thought for a few days now.

That would be cool, but I'm pretty sure most such weapons have a minimum travel distance before the warhead is armed. Of course, I could still get it punch a huge hole in my chest...

So I can both get the STD of my choice from a 12 year old prostitute AND blow up a cow with a rocket launcher in Cambodia?

I know where I'm going on vacation next year!

twfeline 2008-12-20 02:28:43 PM
There must be a special name for people who prefer to vacation in a war zone.

Suicide-tourists?



Touricide??

I'm pretty sure I would enjoy all that stuff, although I wouldn't pay that much for a crossword cruise, and I would feel a tad guilty about rocketing a cow. I'd rather rocket something inanimate.

A cruise anytime it is overcome by Norwalk virus?

jjs1978

You really think so...I can't stand to be cold when I'm partying that way.....living in New England is teh suck...it's great when you're in the club. It's great at home...hell it's even great in the hot tub with the snow falling...but it's freaking awful when you're running to the car to head home.

I agree, cold is no fun when rolling. E messes with your ability to control body temperature, so cold can suddenly feel COLD.

A the ice hotel, the plan would be to dance until we were nearly exhausted (generating heat), then everyone cuddles under the bed covers (conserving heat and perhaps generating some more).

I don't know if it would actually work out or not, but I'd give it a shot. Alas, in southern Arizona, we don't get ice hotels.

/no way I'm going on the Paris sewer tour.

okami36: jjs1978: okami36: I was going to kill myself for Xmas, but now I have a goal in life.

I must go to Cambodia and shoot a cow with a rocket launcher.

/wonder if they'd let me shoot a scapegoat with an AK?

Dude...are you serious? (about the killing yourself)?? Cause if so...shiat, go to Cambodia and shoot yourself with the rocket launcher...how awesome would that be?

Dunno...have had the thought for a few days now.

That would be cool, but I'm pretty sure most such weapons have a minimum travel distance before the warhead is armed. Of course, I could still get it punch a huge hole in my chest...

Well..first off man...talk to somebody...or at least that's what everybody tells me when I'm in that frame of mind. I'd tell you EIP but I'm barely talking myself out of the same thoughts this time of year so I don't know how much help I'd be.

But...back to the rocket launcher idea...if these are vintage Vietnam era devices they probably don't have those safety features.

But seriously..talk to somebody, I think.

studebaker hoch: jjs1978

You really think so...I can't stand to be cold when I'm partying that way.....living in New England is teh suck...it's great when you're in the club. It's great at home...hell it's even great in the hot tub with the snow falling...but it's freaking awful when you're running to the car to head home.

I agree, cold is no fun when rolling. E messes with your ability to control body temperature, so cold can suddenly feel COLD.

A the ice hotel, the plan would be to dance until we were nearly exhausted (generating heat), then everyone cuddles under the bed covers (conserving heat and perhaps generating some more).

I don't know if it would actually work out or not, but I'd give it a shot. Alas, in southern Arizona, we don't get ice hotels.

/no way I'm going on the Paris sewer tour.

Dude...I'm with you 100%...but could you imagine how bad it'd suck when that one girl (the one that always throws up, no matter what) gets sick? They said the bathroom was outside in a trailer...she's going by herself...period.

JonnyBGoode: Reminds me of Hitman 2.

Reminds me of Morrowind. The sewers under Vivec city, under some of the old forts and other little towns here and there. They looked almost exactly like that photo, only with less dooky involved.

jjs1978: okami36: jjs1978: okami36: I was going to kill myself for Xmas, but now I have a goal in life.

I must go to Cambodia and shoot a cow with a rocket launcher.

/wonder if they'd let me shoot a scapegoat with an AK?

Dude...are you serious? (about the killing yourself)?? Cause if so...shiat, go to Cambodia and shoot yourself with the rocket launcher...how awesome would that be?

Dunno...have had the thought for a few days now.

That would be cool, but I'm pretty sure most such weapons have a minimum travel distance before the warhead is armed. Of course, I could still get it punch a huge hole in my chest...

Well..first off man...talk to somebody...or at least that's what everybody tells me when I'm in that frame of mind. I'd tell you EIP but I'm barely talking myself out of the same thoughts this time of year so I don't know how much help I'd be.

But...back to the rocket launcher idea...if these are vintage Vietnam era devices they probably don't have those safety features.

But seriously..talk to somebody, I think.

Yeah, I probably should. Then again, I finally have a day off tomorrow, and can get some sleep. I'll probably feel a lot less stressed out after a good 12-14 hours of sack time. Thanks.


I must disagree with you about the Paris sewer tours, though. I'd love to go. I'd probably sneak away from the group to go off on my own. There's supposed to be so much cool stuff hidden away in various forgotten tunnels. Not all of those 1300+ miles have been mapped. I'm just pissed my parents didn't take me on this the times we were there.

okami36: I was going to kill myself for Xmas, but now I have a goal in life.

I'd like to suggest that you head on down the ol' emergency room. They'll be happy to give you some kick ass, extra awesome drugs that make you feel just great. And as an added bonus, they'll give you somebody to talk to who actually, really and genuinely gives a crap. Nothing beats hospital food.

Seriously. Go.

Well, since this link is about vacations, I will be leaving on the Carnival "Destiny" out of Miami X-mas day. WoHooo!

/any other farkers going? I'll buy you a gooey blender drink...

I tend to agree with the hospital food being pretty good.

The one exception is if you've had a heart attack. Saltless food is yucky.