I'm not sure which is worse - the fact that I don't get invited to parties like this one or that some internet loser spends time over analyzing parties like this one (for which I did not get an invitation).

*sigh*

Did she reenact the scene where Alex picks up the girls in the record store -- as written in the book? (It was toned down in the movie version.)

I wanna get invited to parties with famous hollywood people and get yelled at by random anonymous internet bloggers!

I think I have a new goal to work on next year. Become a sycophantic hanger on to someone rich, famous and/or beautiful/powerful. I wonder if they take applications?

I am ashamed to say I have not ever read the book or seen the movie. I am proud to say, however, I at least know what both of them are ABOUT.

I'd serenade her with "singing in the rain". Then I'd show her my Ode face to joy.

Happy belated 28th birthday to Christina Aguilera, who celebrated last night as any young lady her age might: By hosting a classy Clockwork Orange-themed party at Mozza Kerova Milkbar.

Gloopy Cal.

Turns out she's even more out-of-touch than I thought.

I should see A Clockwork Orange sometime... but I know it's NOT going to show up on cable anytime soon.

"Yo Tina, you should have a Clockwork Orange party, it would be dope."
"For reals?"
"Totally, it'd be the shiat."
"H'okay!"

Oh noes! Costumes from a work of fiction!

It's not like little kids dress up as killers every year for Halloween...

/hot

this isn't as bad as when Little Prince Harry attended a Halloween party dressed as a nazi soldier

Fictional gang rapists.
Meh.

It's not like she threw a Hitler Jew Warming party for her husband.

Sometimes the judgmental nature of celebrity rape for public consumption just seems a wee bit desperate.

oh fark off, defamer. seriously now.

Meh, for a "theme", it looks like only three people followed it.
/did a much better Alex in high school than Aggy, anyway
//had the codpiece

What pathetic lives these people lead.

/not talking about pop stars

Oh nose!

Christina Agueliereiara and Gwent Stefanapaoli should do a duet

in my BED!

/Oh I went there.
//And I'd go again.

MrSpeed,

You have restored my faith in Fark, although I cannot believe it took almost 20 posts.

Thank you, good citizen.

what a tool her little husband is... She's like "i'm going to dress like Alex's droogs, and so are you", and he's like, "ok hon". Its almost as bad as Mariah Carey's husband getting that gignormus "Mariah" tatoo across his back.

You'd think these hos chose these guys 'cause their strong, not these little suck-asses.

/yeah, i'm hating, but its Monday, and what else am i gonna do on Fark?