Damn, I never knew Metallica did a Death Metal album...

Either way, this needs to be posted in every Metallica thread:

St. Anger (new window)

Metallica, apparently bored with death metal, coffin shaped rigs and music that 'goes to eleven', sets fire to stage

As opposed to their lead singer?

Where does the story say they set fire to the stage? Me thinks subby Didn't RTFA....

/just sayin

RoxtarRyan: Metallica, apparently bored with death metal, coffin shaped rigs and music that 'goes to eleven', sets fire to stage

As opposed to their lead singer?

I'd rather see the drummer get lit up.

In before, "METALLICA IS AWSEOOM! NAPSTER WAS A LONG TIME AGO!!1! YOU SHOULDNT HATE ON THEM BECUASE THEIR SUCCESSFUL!!!ONE!"

And oh, the spectacle!

I remember my first concert, too.

is this a repeat from 91?

Metallica is awesome. I mean, that Napster sh*t was lame, but that was a while ago. Don't hate them just because they are successful.


/just sayin'



//wait

metallica? death metal? ha.

that'll be the day.

/really my only beef with metallica these days is their drumming and bass. if they got a death metal drummer behind the kit they would instantly be a hundred times better sounding.

Lumber Jack Off:
/really my only beef with metallica these days is their drumming and bass. if they got a death metal drummer behind the kit they would instantly be a hundred times better sounding.

I'm thinking Dave Lombardo except that he needs to stay with Slayer for as long as they're going keep going.

Not Amused.

Metallica?

Death Metal?

WHAT?!

My head hurts.

Jedekai: Metallica?

Death Metal?




Disapproves.

Ace Frehley's Ghost: Lumber Jack Off:
/really my only beef with metallica these days is their drumming and bass. if they got a death metal drummer behind the kit they would instantly be a hundred times better sounding.

I'm thinking Dave Lombardo except that he needs to stay with Slayer for as long as they're going keep going.

haha, true that.

lars is such a terrible drummer. i've seen high school kids who have only been playing for a couple of years that play better than him-- playing original stuff and not just covers too!

Metallica produced 4 albums, anything beyond 1988 is pure crap and the band should be renamed poptallica.

FTFA: "Adults and children of all ethnicities, bonding together to chant "Die! Die!" in fist-pumping unison? Such is the power of Metallica."

Nothing says metal like taking your children to see a Metallica show..

my parents took me to see a Pantera show back in 1997. I'd say that's pretty metal.

/surprisingly metal isn't even their favorite genre, they mostly listen to classic rock.

Don't they remember what happens when they play with fire. Hetfield's face turns into hamburger helper and axl rose pisses off canada

Death Metal is very, very gay.

Metallica is not, nor ever has been, Death Metal. Subby fails.

Thanks to llamahand from this thread:

I love Metallica, especially the new album. But, Death metal?



Disapproves

"Metallica is alive and well and ready to kick some ass!"

Haha, James Hetfield himself is a thirteen year old Metallica fan.

Death metal? Really, subby? GTFO.

/higgity hot

Subby, meet Death Metal. Death Metal, subby:

Carcass

So we have a non-story and an incorrect headline, kudos Fark.

FIRE?
Go die in one, Subwitter/b>.
/and take Great White with you.