I blame Bjork


wait, what?

Always post a reference pic when you make such literary allusions, submitter...

I'd sink my money in it.

They will invest in pizza...violent pizza.

Wow, she is short.

For the record, we don't need anymore pictures of Icelandic scenery, thank you.
Only Icelandic CAT!!!

michaeld5: For the record, we don't need anymore pictures of Icelandic scenery, thank you.

I'll refrain from my usual obligatory postings of Icelandic scenery since I was the submitter of this article.

Enjoy!

Person Enters Björk foundation to apply for funding: I want to fluster the tears of rodents so that poppies may fly!


Björk: Tear ducts of Moon-Queen Ancestral Agouti are now parched barren foxholes. Rodents mourn dryly; Poppies squander themselves in grass.

Wait, Iceland still has a financial sector?

It was a cool dress. Every other woman wears some stupid sequined gown to those events. Some old hag or another asks her who she's wearing and then there's two days of people saying "Did you see XYZ? She looked so good/bad/fat." Then nobody remembers.

Bjork and Rose McGowan wore the only dresses anyone can ever recall.

I don't understand this theory that Bjork sings nonsense. Perhaps Farkers don't understand English.

hyperspacemonkey: I don't understand this theory that Bjork sings nonsense. Perhaps Farkers don't understand English.

What language do they usually present that 'theory' in?

/I think by 'theory' you mean 'belief', as technically a theory is something far more concrete.

I like.

Never under stood the Björk obsession. Not only can she not sing, but she's ugly as all hell. This is one side of Fark I just will never understand.

Laugh it up, Subby, but when the Björk sex bots pass you by, you'll be sorry you spoke ill of her.



=Smidge=
/Aw yeah^

Out of all the Bjork headlines here on Fark this is the only one that made me even crack so much as a smile.

Thanks subby

MDGeist: Never under stood the Björk obsession. Not only can she not sing, but she's ugly as all hell. This is one side of Fark I just will never understand.

MDGeist. WTF is this guy's problem?

I think she's just trying to raise money to get back to her home planet.

http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/LG/Bjork/Bjork_-_05_-_Fusi_Hreindyr.mp3

Go back to the very beginning....

Bjork's not ugly, unless you're a "knees too pointy" type. It's not as though her nose is on the wrong side of her head.

Although perhaps I should stop talking before I give her any ideas.

Where is the video of the guy who tried to kill her and was committing suicide thinking she was opening the bomb he sent her at the same time?

I can't find the sharp knees...

/long live the Bjork
//voice sounds nice to me

MDGeist: Never under stood the Björk obsession. Not only can she not sing, but she's ugly as all hell. This is one side of Fark I just will never understand.

I have to agree. Björk is hardly considered hot over here so I don't get the obsession in Farkland. Also listening to her talk is painful. I don't think I could ever be with a woman who sounds like she is ten years old.

They'll soon be BRÖKE.