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(News.com.au) Interesting Researcher says it's okay to headbang in time to heavy metal, but just wear a neck brace. Metal health will drive you mad   (news.com.au) divider line 17
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alienated 2008-12-18 01:42:28 AM  
I am not going to give you a +1, subby, but okay headline.
Going with the Quiet Riot - okay to bang your head ... but, then again you got teh green, so good jorb.
Merry Hogswatch

 
azmoviez [TotalFark] 2008-12-18 01:53:23 AM  
I usually wore a padded suit, knee pads and helmet to White Zombie shows, but somehow that just ended up getting me kicked in the teeth. Not saying there's a correlation, but you gotta wonder.

 
calbert [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-12-18 02:04:50 AM  
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approves

 
BigSnatch [TotalFark] 2008-12-18 02:20:27 AM  
Don't plan on Wrecking Your Neck when you jump Into The Pit because nobody will hear your Silent Scream, even if you are Sweating Bullets. You might have to take a Painkiller or two as you look back on those Wasted Years. Either way, Death Is Your Savior when you are Tired and Red, so make sure to rule with an Iron Fist.

/sorry

 
chemical_angel [TotalFark] 2008-12-18 02:25:17 AM  
BigSnatch: Don't plan on Wrecking Your Neck when you jump Into The Pit because nobody will hear your Silent Scream, even if you are Sweating Bullets. You might have to take a Painkiller or two as you look back on those Wasted Years. Either way, Death Is Your Savior when you are Tired and Red, so make sure to rule with an Iron Fist.

/sorry


fag

 
NorCalLos 2008-12-18 02:28:27 AM  
That is literally one of the dumbest articles I've ever read on the farking interwerks, and if that was an interesting tag, subby is either a farking idiot or author of the crap story.

 
FlyingPig [TotalFark] 2008-12-18 03:28:04 AM  
Stand up, plant your feet
Listen, I'm letting off steam
Now throw your hands in the air
Let loose, I don't farkin, care

Rattlehead

A dose of metal you need
To bang your head 'til you bleed
It's time for snapping some neck
Slashing, thrashing to Megadeth

Rattlehead

You...your...head
Is pounding with pain
You...shake...loose
Parts of your brain
Winning, sinning, beginning
Feeding, the needing for bleeding
Bashing, smashing, crashing
Frying, annhilating you!

There's someone back in the shadows
You feel though you can't see his eyes
He'll bash your head if you cross him
Ain't quite your average guy
Don't wear no leather to fit in
Don't wear no spikes to be cool
Don't want no woman beside him
Just make it fast, loud and rude

Rattlehead
Rattle your goddamn head

 
Bhasayate [TotalFark] 2008-12-18 04:51:47 AM  
I'm banging my head right now, so blah blah blah meh

/ouch

 
RaistlinsLegacy 2008-12-18 09:08:49 AM  
FIRE! Burning in his eyes!
FIRE! His hate is pure, see the lightning strike!


/Amon Amarth
//ok so skip the headbanging and step up to the pit :)

 
DrakeLabatt 2008-12-18 10:12:34 AM  
If one listens to Quiet Riot's, ahem, "greatest hits" CD, one thing becomes apparent. Metal Health (Bang your head) is the best original song they made. I believe it is song #2 on the disc. After that, everything sucks ass.

 
Lumber Jack Off 2008-12-18 10:21:50 AM  
WOOHOO FAKE NEWS!

seriously. this "research" is from a satire article that was published recently.

 
seveword 2008-12-18 11:41:44 AM  
RaistlinsLegacy: FIRE! Burning in his eyes!
FIRE! His hate is pure, see the lightning strike!


/Amon Amarth
//ok so skip the headbanging and step up to the pit :)


THOR! Oden's Son! Protector of mankind!
Ride to meet your fate, your destiny awaits!

as long as we're quoting random AA lyrics...

 
Crude 2008-12-18 12:32:33 PM  
Fark that.


I'm gonna wear a neck brace and a helmet.

 
DecemberNitro 2008-12-18 12:42:54 PM  
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YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

 
BigSnatch [TotalFark] 2008-12-18 01:58:25 PM  
chemical_angel: BigSnatch: Don't plan on Wrecking Your Neck when you jump Into The Pit because nobody will hear your Silent Scream, even if you are Sweating Bullets. You might have to take a Painkiller or two as you look back on those Wasted Years. Either way, Death Is Your Savior when you are Tired and Red, so make sure to rule with an Iron Fist.

/sorry

fag



I guess I can let you hope.

 
angryflower 2008-12-18 04:21:57 PM  
I did actually give myself a mild concussion at a Strapping Young Lad show.

/was so farking awesome

 
Warpigpen 2008-12-18 08:16:12 PM  
The self-confessed lover of milder music has found that songs such as Spinal Tap's Tonight I'm Gonna Rock You Tonight and glam-metal band Motley Crue's Kickstart My Heart top the list of injury-inducing songs.

Obviously this guy never heard of Slayer.

SLAYER \nn/ \nn/

 
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