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(CNN) PSA U.N.: Inspectors find empty warheads in Iraq   (cnn.com) divider line 637
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Fork_Ewe 2003-01-16 01:30:41 PM  
I didnt see that coming

 
baldactor 2003-01-16 01:30:53 PM  
GWBUSH has an empty war-head.

 
nhlawguy 2003-01-16 01:31:09 PM  
Should be obvious

 
satkin 2003-01-16 01:31:25 PM  
aaaa ha

 
chtorran [TotalFark] 2003-01-16 01:31:44 PM  
If they're empty, that doesn't prove a hell of a lot.

 
Biff_Steel 2003-01-16 01:31:59 PM  
maybe they're just doing research?

 
StrikitRich 2003-01-16 01:32:01 PM  
Chemical warheads? What chemical warheads? Oh, you mean those chemical warheads.

 
GaryPDX [TotalFark] 2003-01-16 01:32:14 PM  
shiat!...beat me to the link..

GWB must be grinning from ear to ear right about now.

this is gonna be a good thread

 
Zombie Zero 2003-01-16 01:32:36 PM  
Get Jack Bauer on the phone.

 
librement 2003-01-16 01:32:41 PM  
The article says they might have been working on an intelligence tip. Maybe they'll be uncovering a lot more stuff now that they're looking into places other than where Iraq declared they should check.

 
MisterStupidFace [TotalFark] 2003-01-16 01:32:48 PM  
--

It's only fair that we now bomb them with empty tomahawks.

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ididntdoit 2003-01-16 01:32:59 PM  
It's cloudy in Atlanta. Can someone look out and see if the Strategic Air Command is scrambling?

 
Just_Another_Arsehole 2003-01-16 01:33:08 PM  
it depends on how empty they are - could be some kind of super vacuum weapon

 
chtorran [TotalFark] 2003-01-16 01:33:27 PM  
I don't want to rain on anyone's war-parade, but chemical warheads are useless if they don't have chemicals in them.

 
Mog 2003-01-16 01:33:32 PM  
"They're not warheads... they're balloons... for a party!"

 
Ninja_Pancakes [TotalFark] 2003-01-16 01:33:34 PM  


Accept it as what it is, don't ask questions.

 
MrTuffPaws 2003-01-16 01:33:35 PM  
Doesn't empty mean that they are not a threat?

 
StrikitRich 2003-01-16 01:33:35 PM  
Too bad W's middle initial isn't H, like his father. GHB would be too funny.

 
GaryPDX [TotalFark] 2003-01-16 01:33:47 PM  
making popcorn...watchin the bleeding heart liberals eat some nice delicious "crow"...yum!

Praise the lord and pass the ammunition!

 
Dudd 2003-01-16 01:33:49 PM  
So, is it against the UN resolutions for Iraq to have empty warheads, or just ones loaded with chem or bio weapons?

 
jmcmahan 2003-01-16 01:33:58 PM  
Ummm...haven't we been demanding that they "empty" their warheads for like a decade? Isn't that what we WANT to find?

Somebody clue me in.

 
bass555 2003-01-16 01:34:05 PM  
"It's clear they have violated the bans of the United Nations in terms of imports," Blix said. The imported items include missile parts, CNN's Richard Roth reported.

"Lucy, you got some splainin' to do!"

 
k-nuk 2003-01-16 01:34:05 PM  
`Americans find empty-headed warmonger in whitehouse'

 
Chuck_Sirloin 2003-01-16 01:34:13 PM  
certainly puts the earlier flame war in perspective

who's batshiat?

 
tonyargento 2003-01-16 01:34:34 PM  
It doesn't matter. If they find weapons, the president will say he was correct all along, and we will go to war. If they don't find weapons, the president will say that Iraq is withholding information, and in doing so is creating material breaches of the agreement. Either way, get ready for war.

 
Big_Bad_Dad 2003-01-16 01:34:42 PM  
Empty headed Arabs!

 
stlblue 2003-01-16 01:34:42 PM  
According to the Iraqi news bureau the "warheads" weren't meant to deliver chemical or biological agents, rather they are intended to rain down the spirit of peace, love and unity over Jerusalem and Tel Aviv.

Yeah, that's the ticket!

 
Fonz 2003-01-16 01:34:50 PM  
So they still haven't found anything then?

 
prof_frink 2003-01-16 01:34:52 PM  
Geee - I hope this doesn't mean a war with Iraq is coming soon...

 
bmr68 [TotalFark] 2003-01-16 01:35:03 PM  
The thing thats got everyone chirping is that the warheads are new and they were found in bunkers built in the late 90's.I waiting for them to claim the evil U.S. backed U.N. weapons inspectors planted them there.

 
LostAgain 2003-01-16 01:35:18 PM  
that means by this time tomorrow we will be in all out war with the world

 
chtorran [TotalFark] 2003-01-16 01:35:19 PM  
For the record, if I'm ever attacked with chemical warheads, I prefer the empty kind.

 
StrikitRich 2003-01-16 01:35:47 PM  
Doesn't matter that they are empty. Just the possesion of the shell is a violation of all the UN agreements for their disarmament. Material breach, so to say.

 
Zombie Zero 2003-01-16 01:36:12 PM  
It's just a matter of time....


 
enkafan 2003-01-16 01:36:14 PM  
three things:
1) gwb probably creamed his pants
2) excellent condition war heads mean recently purchased, ie that they violated arm bans and INTEND to use them soon
3) while they don't have deadly chemicals, they don't have new car smell in them either. they could very well be intending to fresh the whole smelly country up. via a missle.

 
TheGreatMikeB 2003-01-16 01:36:20 PM  

 
MetaPhyzix 2003-01-16 01:36:26 PM  
It says they were likely imported in the late 80's, i.e., when we FARKING SOLD them to 'em. Are we gonna go to war with a country for possessing what we gave them?

 
Chuck_Sirloin 2003-01-16 01:36:29 PM  
Making the chemicals is usually not a problem, they can be stored any where, in anything. Its the delivery system, such as a warhead, that is the real indicator of a viable weapon system.

 
ididntdoit 2003-01-16 01:36:33 PM  
Lostagain -

Go take an enema.

relax bro.

 
Nick15 2003-01-16 01:36:34 PM  
Dang, we didn't let Iraq stall for time long enough to let them bury those.

 
MrTuffPaws 2003-01-16 01:36:40 PM  
"The warheads are similar to ones imported by Iraq during the late 1980s, the spokesman said"

Hmmmm? I wonder where they were imported from???? Maybe SATAN!!!.....oh...I mean the U.S!!!!!

 
Mr.Hanky 2003-01-16 01:36:43 PM  
Let's go...time for all you Eurotrash wannabe conspiracy theorists to claim proudly, "The US planted those warheads to justify military action! Hug a tree!"

 
Gooch 2003-01-16 01:36:59 PM  
01-16-03 01:30:53 PM Baldactor
GWBUSH has an empty war-head.


Baldactor, that is a great line.

 
k-nuk 2003-01-16 01:37:02 PM  
Guess where the stinky fruit in the last article was heading to.

 
chtorran [TotalFark] 2003-01-16 01:37:06 PM  
At least CNN is going to get interesting again for a while.

 
Ouch 2003-01-16 01:37:36 PM  
OMG!!! EMPTY WARHEADS!!!

Wait... OMG!!! I found an empty bottle which chemicals could go in to! War!!! WAR!!!!!

 
WarmBeer 2003-01-16 01:37:39 PM  
Is a chemical warhead with no chemicals in it still a chemical warhead, or is it just a warhead?

Discuss.

 
Abra-Cadaver 2003-01-16 01:37:42 PM  
Tonyargento: Agreed - But I'd rather the UN find evidence and we go to war rather than the UN finding nothing and we go to war.

 
Nightsweat 2003-01-16 01:37:51 PM  
Empty warheads found in Iraq, Bush orgasms.

 
RagingLeonard [TotalFark] 2003-01-16 01:38:04 PM  

Bye bye, Iraq.

***NEWS FLASH***

One of the world's oldest cities soon to be a glass-bottomed parking lot.


 
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