I heard he is the world's biggest douche. Oh, it's a different one? Nevermind.

John who?

Does anybody really want to live in Jersey?

shouldnt this be moved to the Showbiz tab or something

pacochu: Does anybody really want to live in Jersey?

When you live in Oregon, yes!

/Rednecks on ice...

pacochu: Does anybody really want to live in Jersey?

I haven't met too many people who live living in North Jersey. Parts of South Jersey are nice. The biggest statewide problem that affects the southern part of the state is the income tax rate. People tend to stay in the state because there's a decently high median income and a generally pretty good public school system in many parts of the state.

pacochu: Does anybody really want to live in Jersey?

I'd say no, but if you ask some residents there is some kind of misplaced pride. I wouldn't push the issue though, when backed into a corner Jersy people can get violent.

How can anyone who's been receiving 15K monthly payments for some time, be broke?

I'm really sick of hearing about wealthy people who are too stupid to save some of their money and then end up without any.

Hmm, wonder what part of Santa Barbara she was in...it's a _tiny_ town where everyone knows everyone.

If i had ps skills I'd shop a pic of Edwards wearing a "Kiss her where it smells, take her to New Jersey" t-shirt.

Change she can believe in.

Pic of said Senator and said Mistress



/You decide

New Jersey is just the kind of hole where skanks like her belong.

Disappointed with which John Edwards we are speaking of. The thread would have been funnier with the other asshat.

Ashrams: Dont know dont care. Now on the other hand if NY Governor Eliot Spitzer mistress is broke now and hard up I will gladly make room for her at my place.

I prefer my fillies weren't ridden by every jockey at the track.

Wait, is this the thread where people from places like Texas and South Dakota say NJ smells bad and is full of guidos?

(clicks on profiles)

Yup, looks that way. Bring on the pictures of the orange, spikey haired freaks.

imcguyver: Hmm, wonder what part of Santa Barbara she was in...it's a _tiny_ town where everyone knows everyone.

Goleta where all the "screamers" live. As in "Oh God, Oh God that is so .." repeat as long as the money holds out.

eh. rather live in jersey than 90 percent of other states. sure it has it's problems, and Italian infestations, but I mean you deal with.

/enjoy your cow tipping on friday nights, flyover states.

dracula: pacochu: Does anybody really want to live in Jersey?

I haven't met too many people who live living in North Jersey. Parts of South Jersey are nice. The biggest statewide problem that affects the southern part of the state is the income tax rate its residents. People tend to stay be retarded in the state because there's a decently high median income and a generally pretty good a weak public school system in many parts of the state.

And meth. A lot of meth.

/Whew! FTFY

ace in your face: New Jersey is just the kind of hole where skanks like her belong.

so is the army

I'm sure she's not the only broke person living in NJ.

Daemon Spooler: Ashrams: Dont know dont care. Now on the other hand if NY Governor Eliot Spitzer mistress is broke now and hard up I will gladly make room for her at my place.

I prefer my fillies weren't ridden by every jockey at the track.

She may of been ridden but dammit till she has spent a night with me she hasten't been broke.

Sadly, this is typical former mistress behavior. They always think the gravy train is going to go on forever. They forget that the whole idea is that they're disposable.

And she's got a fugly baby to boot.

El_Swino: Sadly, this is typical former mistress behavior. They always think the gravy train is going to go on forever. They forget that the whole idea is that they're disposable.

hhmmm, sounds like ex-wives

Beats being unemployed. In Greenland.

Can someone explain to me why so many people use "women" as the singular these days? I thought we got rid of lead paint. It's WOMAN for effs sake.

"We don't use no toin signals in Joisey!"

ParliamentFunkadelic: dracula: pacochu: Does anybody really want to live in Jersey?

I haven't met too many people who live living in North Jersey. Parts of South Jersey are nice. The biggest statewide problem that affects the southern part of the state is the income tax rate its residents. People tend to stay be retarded in the state because there's a decently high median income and a generally pretty good a weak public school system in many parts of the state.

And meth. A lot of meth.

/Whew! FTFY
sorry. meth isn't a Jersey thing. Now coke and heroin... yeah... we've got that. Which I guess is better. I think heroin is worse than meth, but coke isn't as bad. So people got choices. You wanna party like a rockstar with some hookers? Blow a couple lines of coke. You'll be fine come monday morning. Wanna be totally chemical dependent and destroy your life? Hit the heroin.

Quantum Apostrophe: Can someone explain to me why so many people use "women" as the singular these days? I thought we got rid of lead paint. It's WOMAN for effs sake.

With transgenders having operations nowadays wo-MAM takes on a whole new meaning.

Time to find another 'sponsor.' (I always thought they were called 'johns,' or 'customers.')

/Clearly, she's no financial wizard. Nothing left from $180,000/year.
//Lotsa wealthy, fat, ugly doctors out there tho. Most doctor's wives work that same circuit, just on a longer-term contract.

Guido thread?

I couldn't find anything wrong with this apartment.

Well, technically it's in New Jersey.

Not one livable place!

TastyEloi: How can anyone who's been receiving 15K monthly payments for some time, be broke?

I'm really sick of hearing about wealthy people who are too stupid to save some of their money and then end up without any.

Quoth I.

So what does this suggest? That once a man sticks his thing in a woman that he owes her a lifetime of support? So what if she's broke. She can get a job like everybody else.

mrlewish: So what does this suggest? That once a man sticks his thing in a woman that he owes her a lifetime of support? So what if she's broke. She can get a job like everybody else.

If he lived in New York, that answer would be "yes". Fortunately for him, he does not.

pacochu: Does anybody really want to live in Jersey?

Yeah, it's not bad - actually.

Oh wow another John Edwards bashing thread!

Man, this is bad news for Obama. Why didn't he admit that he didn't know everything about John Edwards?

Those Dems, they're such philandering hypocrites. This is bad news...for Obama. It's really too bad McCain lost.

Ashrams: Quantum Apostrophe: Can someone explain to me why so many people use "women" as the singular these days? I thought we got rid of lead paint. It's WOMAN for effs sake.

With transgenders having operations nowadays wo-MAM takes on a whole new meaning.

If that's a dude in your picture I am so going gay.

Ashrams: Dont know dont care. Now on the other hand if NY Governor Eliot Spitzer mistress is broke now and hard up I will gladly make room for her at my place.

I get the impression that she's the kind of girl that if you let her stay over at your place, you'll wake up the next morning to find your valuables, and her, gone.

fuzzy dunlop: Wait, is this the thread where people from places like Texas and South Dakota say NJ smells bad and is full of guidos?

(clicks on profiles)

Yup, looks that way. Bring on the pictures of the orange, spikey haired freaks.

I will laugh if people from states that are about 3 Fark submissions away from having their own tag come in here and say how horrible Jersey is.

Jersey's filled with pissed off drivers. What do you expect?

Whatcha Gonna Do When Dey Com Fo You ?
Stole it from the comments.
Still brings giggles

How can you possibly receive $15000 a month and be broke afterwards? Is she some kind of total dipsh*t?

So she hasn't hit the courts for child support? Did the unthinkable actually happen and he was actually telling the truth when he said it wasn't his kid. Truly we live in the age of miracles.

Cerebral Ballsy: How can you possibly receive $15000 a month and be broke afterwards? Is she some kind of total dipsh*t?

Coke and whores?

Picture of the mistress?

bones870: pacochu: Does anybody really want to live in Jersey?

When you live in Oregon, yes!

/Rednecks on ice...

It's sad because it's true.

/Oregonian
/Thought "What's so bad about Jersey?"

Fergus Bell-Martin Colq-H: "We don't use no toin signals in Joisey!"

Why does that image eerily remind me of this?: