his daughter goes to University of North Nogales, so it makes sense.

and thus once again proving my theory: nevadans love david hasselhoff

And the inevitable follow-up:

(Some Guy) David Hasselhoff sang national anthem at Las Vegas Bowl

Came for the infinite Hoff, leaving emotionally scarred...

there's a las vegas bowl?

Is there a german team in it?

That kicks mucho ass.

ya....cool

holy god, i just watched the hoff music video from tfa - so creepy. it's like the non-christmas version of that date-rape christmas song "baby it's cold outside."

gopher321: Came for the infinite Hoff, leaving emotionally scarred...

Me too....

All those talented singers in the Mormon Tabernacle Choir and performing in the casinos and this is what they come up with?

One can only hope that this is one instance where "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" proves to be true.

Non SbB Link (new window)

Here are some ways to try to get Brooks to go the fark away.

1.)Educate your friends. Just don't click links with the SbB logo next to them.

2.)Post in the comments a link to the direct article that Brooks stole, or another similar one

3.)Repeat numerous times a day (if needed) when Brooks invades the farking sports tab.

Epiphany: Non SbB Link (new window)

Here are some ways to try to get Brooks to go the fark away.

1.)Educate your friends. Just don't click links with the SbB logo next to them.

2.)Post in the comments a link to the direct article that Brooks stole, or another similar one

3.)Repeat numerous times a day (if needed) when Brooks invades the farking sports tab.

Never figured out Farkers hatred for SBB. What's wrong w/ boobies and sports?

hamiltonjdavid: ♪♫ Deutschland, Deutschland über alles, Über alles in der Welt, Wenn es stets zum Schutz und Trutze Brüderlich zusammenhält. Von der Maas bis an die Memel, Von der Etsch bis an den Belt - Deutschland, Deutschland über alles, Über alles in der Welt! Deutschland, Deutschland über alles, Über alles in der Welt! ♫♪

hahahaha I came here to post exactly that. awesome.

matthew_tray:
Never figured out Farkers hatred for SBB. What's wrong w/ boobies and sports?

The only good thing about SbB was my discovery of Denise Milani on his website.

matthew_tray: Epiphany: Non SbB Link (new window)

Here are some ways to try to get Brooks to go the fark away.

1.)Educate your friends. Just don't click links with the SbB logo next to them.

2.)Post in the comments a link to the direct article that Brooks stole, or another similar one

3.)Repeat numerous times a day (if needed) when Brooks invades the farking sports tab.

Never figured out Farkers hatred for SBB. What's wrong w/ boobies and sports?

SBB sucks at the latter and should stick to only the former.

rickythepenguin: his daughter goes to University of North Nogales, so it makes sense.

ASU fan that's mad UofA knocked his team out of bowl contention?

Nobody cares about the LV Bowl, the Emerald Bowl is where its at!


oh who am i kidding. The best Pre-NYE bowl game is the Poinsettia Bowl (seriously... the Poinsettia? wow.) where 12-0 Boise State faces 10-2 TCU, whose losses were to no. 1/2 Oklahoma and no. 5/6 Utah. Just wow.

And sbb sucks. f that place. They shouldn't call it "sports BY brooks". It should be called "sports story-taking by Brooks"

Excellent, something else to look forward to when getting drunk and watching the game.

WSUCanuck: The best Pre-NYE bowl game is the Poinsettia Bowl (seriously... the Poinsettia? wow.) where 12-0 Boise State faces 10-2 TCU, whose losses were to no. 1/2 Oklahoma and no. 5/6 Utah. Just wow.

Oregon/Ok State should be pretty good too. Oregon only lost to Boise State and USC (and lost to Cal in a monsoon wherein half of Cal's field resembled a swimming pool during the game). Ok State only lost to Oklahoma, Texas, and Texas Tech.

matthew_tray: Epiphany: Non SbB Link (new window)

Here are some ways to try to get Brooks to go the fark away.

1.)Educate your friends. Just don't click links with the SbB logo next to them.

2.)Post in the comments a link to the direct article that Brooks stole, or another similar one

3.)Repeat numerous times a day (if needed) when Brooks invades the farking sports tab.

Never figured out Farkers hatred for SBB. What's wrong w/ boobies and sports?

If it were just boobies (which have gone downhill since the site started) and sports (of which Joe Morgan could offer more honest, thought-provoking, and intelligent commentary) then it'd be fine, but Brooks is a parasite riding Drew's jock and only brings the level of discussion down. At best he flat out repeats whatever news source he's ripping the info from; very often though he'll just make a really terribly lame joke or reference from the early to mid nineties. I'd rather get my sports journalism from Sarah Palin than Brooks.

matthew_tray: Epiphany: Non SbB Link (new window)

Here are some ways to try to get Brooks to go the fark away.

1.)Educate your friends. Just don't click links with the SbB logo next to them.

2.)Post in the comments a link to the direct article that Brooks stole, or another similar one

3.)Repeat numerous times a day (if needed) when Brooks invades the farking sports tab.

Never figured out Farkers hatred for SBB. What's wrong w/ boobies and sports?

I can't speak for others, but my best guess, based on my personal opinions, is that it is because Brooks is constantly taking main news stories from other places, writing shiatty paragraphs about it, and that gets linked to fark instead of the actual link that brooks stole. Also, its him getting his "facts" wrong a lot, one such case being when he said Jerry Rice was mad at the 49ers for not retiring his jersey, so he offered it to Isaac Bruce. In reality, Jerry Rice said it was because Steve Largent allowed Rice to where his jersey number when Rice was in Seattle. It doesn't take long to figure out that was why, but when you're brooks, you don't need facts because you have nonstop fark greenlights.

I always thought brooks would be fine for just tits (which I wouldn't click for, seeing as how tits are everywhere on the internets) or for random stuff that isn't common news reported on tons of more appropriate sites. An example being a SbB I read back in the day (before I stopped reading it) where it was talking about Peyton Manning calling someone for some reason. Couldn't find that on any of the main sports sites

Also, on fark, if a shiatload of your links get accepted, and they aren't very good 99 percent of the time, people get angry that that shiat won't go away (see Fark TV)

MyRandomName: rickythepenguin: his daughter goes to University of North Nogales, so it makes sense.

ASU fan that's mad UofA knocked his team out of bowl contention?

That's my guess.
/Go 'Cats!!

I will now be watching that bowl. Well, at least one portion of the broadcast.

Hooked on a Feeling (new window)

Now who doesn't want to watch?

/this version is better than the original
//the hilariously bad video is not so much

Link

I'll see your "Infinate Hasselhoff" and raise you the drunk Hasselhoff video.

/that infinate thing makes me ill.

pagansexgod: Is there a german team in it?

BYU could probably pass for one.

We now have definitive proof there are TOO MANY BOWL GAMES...

Only if he sings this

Link (new window)

mediablitz: We now have definitive proof there are TOO MANY BOWL GAMES...

The Vegas Bowl actually makes sense (a five-day party wrapped around a football game? That's right in Vegas' wheelhouse). But your point is absolutely correct... There are far too many bowl games out there. I submit the New Mexico Bowl, the Fort Worth Bowl, the Eaglebank Bowl, the Motor City Bowl, the Meineke Car Care Bowl, and the Papajohns.com Bowl.

Who can forget this fine performance..........

Could be worse.

They could have asked Rosanna Barr to wail the National Anthem.

I didn't know college football games did the national anthem.

/Will be in attendance.
//Look for the, "Cats against Prop 102!" sign