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(Fox News) Scary Old and busted: RON PAUL. New, er, hotness: RU PAUL   (foxnews.com) divider line 60
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sloppy shoes 2008-12-16 10:46:42 PM  
Instead of Ron Paul, can we make this thread about how hot this photo is: www.foxnews.com

/hot linked

 
FormlessOne 2008-12-16 11:34:49 PM  
There's a Libertine Party?

 
Britney Spear's Speculum 2008-12-16 11:35:48 PM  
Would I be gay if I said he looks better as Michelle than Barack?

 
Jesus built my hybrid 2008-12-16 11:36:46 PM  
www.foxnews.com

FTFA

"Guess which drag queen dressed up as both Michelle and Barack Obama for a photograph to support his new show?"

Guess who failed to look like either one of them?

 
Something_Creative 2008-12-16 11:37:28 PM  
Britney Spear's Speculum: Would I be gay if I said he looks better as Michelle than Barack?

Would it be gay if you said the opposite?

 
multiloquax 2008-12-16 11:38:34 PM  
mmmmm...Ru Paul. Irrelevant, yet still totally farkable. Some days I miss my penis.

 
skinink 2008-12-16 11:39:00 PM  

I know all there is to know about the Scarred for Life Game.


I particularly like the secret ending of Wall-E, where they revealed the robot had a penis. Never saw that coming.


 
My Baloney Has No First Name 2008-12-16 11:39:01 PM  
FormlessOne: There's a Libertine Party?

Nice. +1

 
drjekel_mrhyde 2008-12-16 11:40:57 PM  
He has a purty mouth

 
bobbette [TotalFark] 2008-12-16 11:41:40 PM  
SNL should totally just hire RuPaul to do Michelle Obama impressions.

/in before sashay, chanter?

 
thereadlines [TotalFark] 2008-12-16 11:45:13 PM  
I think that I see some pixels indicating where changes have been made to the raw images. Of course, I have used photoshop to alter images many times in my career, and so I have some experience in these matters.

 
iamscotto 2008-12-16 11:45:32 PM  
You better (find) WORK.

 
LisaLisaLisa 2008-12-16 11:45:45 PM  
Black actors Shawn and Marlon Wayans play FBI agents who must dress as white girls Tiffany and Brittany Wilson to save their jobs in "White Chicks." It's too complicated to explain any further.

Too complicated to explain any further?

Huh?

 
stolibro [TotalFark] 2008-12-16 11:45:51 PM  
Fark the eye/mind bleach... give me the ice pick up the nose.

 
Britney Spear's Speculum 2008-12-16 11:47:55 PM  
Something_Creative: Britney Spear's Speculum: Would I be gay if I said he looks better as Michelle than Barack?

Would it be gay if you said the opposite?


I'd be lying if I said the opposite.

 
linuxbox 2008-12-16 11:55:35 PM  
farm3.static.flickr.com

 
HighOnCraic 2008-12-16 11:59:01 PM  
"Working it on the runway" is NOT in the Constitution!

 
hardinparamedic [TotalFark] 2008-12-17 12:00:48 AM  
It's a MAN BABY YEAH BABY YAH!

 
jorb 2008-12-17 12:02:04 AM  
Google Ru Paul!

 
rebelyell2006 2008-12-17 12:02:29 AM  
darrent83: multiloquax: mmmmm...Ru Paul. Irrelevant, yet still totally farkable. Some days I miss my penis.

You sir (ma'am?)
(it?) are insane.

But still, that is why they invented strap-ons, so women and castrati can enjoy the fun of having a penis.

 
Pvt Joker 2008-12-17 12:06:57 AM  
multiloquax: mmmmm...Ru Paul. Irrelevant, yet still totally farkable. Some days I miss my penis.

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back!

 
DaBishop 2008-12-17 12:07:37 AM  
rebelyell2006: But still, that is why they invented strap-ons, so women and castrati can enjoy the fun of having a penis.

Egads, do you suppose men that go through sex change operations actually buy strap-ons? That seems like an enormous waste of time and resources...

 
WalkingSnake 2008-12-17 12:07:52 AM  
img296.imageshack.us

 
EighthundredmillionthFarker 2008-12-17 12:10:16 AM  
Pickle surprise?

 
Kilg0re Tr0ut 2008-12-17 12:10:30 AM  
Pickle surprise! (new window)

 
Kilg0re Tr0ut 2008-12-17 12:11:57 AM  
Damn. 14 seconds. But no link!

 
rebelyell2006 2008-12-17 12:14:15 AM  
WalkingSnake: img296.imageshack.us

Dear god, Obatma!

DaBishop: Egads, do you suppose men that go through sex change operations actually buy strap-ons? That seems like an enormous waste of time and resources...

Why not? Why do naturally-born women buy strap-ons? Or dildos? Who is to say that men who get sex-change surgeries wouldn't want to pleasure themselves?

 
Brisketeer 2008-12-17 12:21:27 AM  
Does this signal the beginning of the American Renaissance?

 
Symph 2008-12-17 12:29:01 AM  
sloppy shoes: Instead of Ron Paul, can we make this thread about how hot this photo is:

/hot linked


I love you for that. :)

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-12-17 12:30:50 AM  
Holy St. Dildo, Batboy, RuPaul hasn't been timely since she failed to marry Dennis Rodman. Besides, she's too tall to be either Obama. And too tall for either of them, as well.

 
cheap_thoughts 2008-12-17 12:32:45 AM  
Totally hawt as Michelle... Barack? Not so much.

 
multiloquax 2008-12-17 12:34:06 AM  
See, I had a penis in a past life, and was attracted to feminine men. Now I have no penis, and am attracted to manly women. It's all very confusing, especially being in a straight relationship.

/making this up as a I go along
//bored
///still would fark Ru Paul's man ass
////Manassas
///Virginia
//It's for lovers
/Did I mention I'm drunk?

and female.

 
Cerberus 2008-12-17 12:37:13 AM  
img72.imageshack.us

Wait wait wait... Let's concentrate on the other aspects of the article. Two characters played by the same individual in the same photograph!

Ayumi will make the drag queen nightmares go away...

 
KenShabby [TotalFark] 2008-12-17 12:37:14 AM  
www.sonic.net

 
Vanetia [TotalFark] 2008-12-17 12:40:02 AM  
Ru Paul is the only man I know of that actually looks 100 times hotter as a chick.

You rock on with your bad self, Ru.

 
the_colors 2008-12-17 12:54:52 AM  
sloppy shoes: Instead of Ron Paul, can we make this thread about how hot this photo is:

/hot linked


*swoon*

 
Pyr0 2008-12-17 01:00:12 AM  
Is it working his or her way up the coast?

 
cltbuilder 2008-12-17 01:10:21 AM  
Someone was a little black girl in the projects?

Or something like that. I know, I'm a bad queer.

 
WFern 2008-12-17 01:10:55 AM  
Jesus built my hybrid: FTFA

"Guess which drag queen dressed up as both Michelle and Barack Obama for a photograph to support his new show?"

Guess who failed to look like either one of them?


It's not a portrait, pal, it's meant to be a joke. He pulls it off.

Sidenote: has anyone actually seen RuPaul in an interview? Guy is shockingly down to Earth.

 
Monkeypillow 2008-12-17 01:12:39 AM  
sloppy shoes: Instead of Ron Paul, can we make this thread about how hot this photo is:

/hot linked


Is that Julie Andrews?

 
MrLint 2008-12-17 01:19:49 AM  
Kilg0re Tr0ut: Pickle surprise! (new window)

There is a special corner of hell saved for you.

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-12-17 01:57:34 AM  
WFern: Jesus built my hybrid: FTFA

"Guess which drag queen dressed up as both Michelle and Barack Obama for a photograph to support his new show?"

Guess who failed to look like either one of them?

It's not a portrait, pal, it's meant to be a joke. He pulls it off.

Sidenote: has anyone actually seen RuPaul in an interview? Guy is shockingly down to Earth.


RuPaul is pretty cool, akshually. He tells a funny story about being the only queer at his high school none of the jocks made fun of, due to the size of his...shall we say, "endowment." Apparently someone once said something like, hey fairy, you wanna f*ck me, and the young RuPaul whipped off his towel and said "Yeah," and everyone pretty much shut up after that.

 
RandyJohnson 2008-12-17 02:17:28 AM  
Monkeypillow: sloppy shoes: Instead of Ron Paul, can we make this thread about how hot this photo is:

/hot linked

Is that Julie Andrews?


Yes it is.

The movie is Victor Victoria.

/I am old

 
Elminst 2008-12-17 02:48:12 AM  
RandyJohnson: Monkeypillow: sloppy shoes: Instead of Ron Paul, can we make this thread about how hot this photo is:

/hot linked

Is that Julie Andrews?

Yes it is.

The movie is Victor Victoria.

/I am old


you may be old.
But Julie Andrews is 73, and she's not doin too bad.

 
Jamieboy 2008-12-17 06:28:54 AM  
I honestly thought that RuPaul died some time ago. I guess that's what happens when you don't watch or care about what is on TV. I'm glad he is still around. He can be sort of entertaining at times.

sloppy shoes
That pic is hot, and from one of my favorite movies. Wasn't that the last singing movie Julie did before she lost her voice? So sad.

 
Gordon Bennett 2008-12-17 07:07:03 AM  
That's actually pretty impressive. He really was able to reshape his cheekbones and jawline quite effectively with posing and makeup.

 
Phil Herup 2008-12-17 07:18:07 AM  
The really sad part is how much better looking Ru Paul is over Michelle Obama.

/very sad

 
xanadian [TotalFark] 2008-12-17 07:22:50 AM  
WalkingSnake: img296.imageshack.us

i249.photobucket.com

 
xanadian [TotalFark] 2008-12-17 07:24:05 AM  
RuPaul will be cohosting the Logo reality series "RuPaul's Drag Race" as both the nasty judge RuPaul in glamazon drag, and as the helpful Mr. RuPaul, who sagely guides the contestants through their challenges.

So, not only is he in drag, he's got split personality disorder?

Fark this, I'm gonna go watch House.

 
Rush's_pills 2008-12-17 08:00:26 AM  
Sex change we can believe in?

 
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