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(Contact Music) Obvious Shocking news story of the day: Slash and Duff McKagan are NOT rejoining Guns N' Roses   (contactmusic.com) divider line 18
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Winktologist [TotalFark] 2008-12-15 08:06:12 PM  
And that goes for all you punks in the press
That want to start shiat by printin' lies
Instead of the things we said
That means you
Andy Secher at Hit Parader
Circus Magazine
Mick Wall at Kerrang
Bob Guccione Jr. at Spin,
What you pissed off cuz your dad gets more
pussy than you?fark you
Suck my farkin' dick


You be rippin' off the farkin' kids
While they be payin' their hard earned
money to read about the bands
They want to know about
Printin' lies startin' controversy
You wanta antagonize me
Antagonize me motherfarker
Get in the ring motherfarker
And I'll kick your biatchy little ass
Punk

/obligatory
//GnR was over in '93 anyway

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2008-12-15 09:29:56 PM  
What about Buckethead?

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Gunny Highway 2008-12-15 09:31:47 PM  
mmmmmm Duff.

 
Wrong_Intentions 2008-12-15 09:51:53 PM  
Gunny Highway: mmmmmm Duff.

How you doin'?

 
mrEdude 2008-12-15 10:08:20 PM  
GNR are an unfortunate pimple on the ass of rock music
a Spinal Tap joke from beginning to end

 
ekdikeo4 2008-12-15 11:20:20 PM  
Walker: What about Buckethead?

Buckethead may tour, and already has many parts recorded for the next album, but he is far, far, far more unreliable than Axl, so i'd say not likely.

 
steamingpile 2008-12-15 11:24:46 PM  
Walker: What about Buckethead?

Buckethead sucks, farking way over rated and barely a competent guitarist, hes closer to a keyboard player with strings and its terrible.


I would be willing to bet someone is trying to talk axl into it since his manager has to come out to try and deny it, most likely that means axl's manager wont get all the royalties anymore if they come on board.

 
rogue49 2008-12-16 12:14:47 AM  
Neither will ever go back under Axl's thumb
or at least his attempt to do so.

 
HellHammerX 2008-12-16 12:48:08 AM  
There is no Guns N Roses. That is all.

 
Pesky_Humans [TotalFark] 2008-12-16 12:49:51 AM  
It's not Fark music, it's the Guns n Roses channel. Ugh.

 
jj325 [TotalFark] 2008-12-16 01:34:49 AM  
Rock and Roll HOF, 2012. Axl will be late. Bret Michels will fill in on vocals and the band will stun he crowd with a performance that brings down the house.

And then the 25 year nightmare will be over. The world will realize it really could have been Slash, Duff, Izzy, Matt, and random singer. Axl was always replaceable

 
ekdikeo4 2008-12-16 03:01:40 AM  
jj325: Rock and Roll HOF, 2012. Axl will be late. Bret Michels will fill in on vocals and the band will stun he crowd with a performance that brings down the house.

And then the 25 year nightmare will be over. The world will realize it really could have been Slash, Duff, Izzy, Matt, and random singer. Axl was always replaceable


Except that Matt just sucks, and obviously Velvet Revolver did, oh so well, also .. (they suck)

 
lacydog 2008-12-16 03:25:38 AM  
Velvet Revolver wasn't the worst thing ever. I enjoyed "Slither" if nothing else. There were some songs they had that were ruined by terrible lyrics though. I'd look at "Big Machine" for evidence. I'd say that a band of GnR minus Axl plus a decent vocalist/songwriter could work just fine.

 
slayer199 [TotalFark] 2008-12-16 05:12:46 AM  
Slash is done with GNR...I can't see him doing it again.

I enjoy Slash's guitar playing. It ain't great, but he's melodic.

Axl is a douchebag...

 
SDRR 2008-12-16 09:01:35 AM  

jj325 [TotalFark] Quote 2008-12-16 01:34:49 AM
Rock and Roll HOF, 2012. Axl will be late. Bret Michels will fill in on vocals and the band will stun he crowd with a performance that brings down the house.

And then the 25 year nightmare will be over. The world will realize it really could have been Slash, Duff, Izzy, Matt, and random singer. Axl was always replaceable


Yep and VR proves your point... oh wait.

 
unfknreal 2008-12-16 11:39:19 AM  
jj325: Rock and Roll HOF, 2012. Axl will be late. Bret Michels will fill in on vocals and the band will stun he crowd with a performance that brings down the house.

And then the 25 year nightmare will be over. The world will realize it really could have been Slash, Duff, Izzy, Matt, and random singer. Axl was always replaceable


BULLSHIAT. Axl IS (or was) Guns N Roses. His voice farking made that band. I didn't mind Velvet Revolver but without that voice... sorry, not the same. He might be an eccentric douchebag but that doesn't change the facts.

And by the way, if you listen with an open mind, Chinese Democracy is pretty decent. I dunno if it's "15 years" decent, but it's far better than alot of other garbage in rock these days.

 
TheKingOfMexico 2008-12-16 12:06:19 PM  
ekdikeo4: jj325: Rock and Roll HOF, 2012. Axl will be late. Bret Michels will fill in on vocals and the band will stun he crowd with a performance that brings down the house.

And then the 25 year nightmare will be over. The world will realize it really could have been Slash, Duff, Izzy, Matt, and random singer. Axl was always replaceable

Except that Matt just sucks, and obviously Velvet Revolver did, oh so well, also .. (they suck)


Oh, God, he sucks! He just SUCKS! Possibly the worst "successful" drummer of all time. The guy has two fill patterns, and they're even obvious variations of each other. I can't imagine why any band would endeavour to maintain a musician who is that uncreative and boring.

 
RevMercutio [TotalFark] 2008-12-16 11:59:12 PM  
SDRR: jj325 [TotalFark] Quote 2008-12-16 01:34:49 AM
Rock and Roll HOF, 2012. Axl will be late. Bret Michels will fill in on vocals and the band will stun he crowd with a performance that brings down the house.

And then the 25 year nightmare will be over. The world will realize it really could have been Slash, Duff, Izzy, Matt, and random singer. Axl was always replaceable


Yep and VR proves your point... oh wait.


It does prove some of a point. Both bands miss Izzy.

 
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