Yes god forbid these old people look old, oh the horror!

You know what subby? Long after you and I are gone, Keith Richards will still be stumbling around with his bad-ass self.

/K.R. and cockroaches FTW!

Most of these people are pushing 70.

Keith Richards actually died 10 years ago, his body just hasn't stopped partying...

Ann Wilson....what a shame.

as opposed to all the "rockers" who have aged gracefully?

/subby, we all get old. Cope.

learn2fly: Ann Wilson....what a shame.

She's gonna go crazy on some Domino's.

Damn...Nancy Wilson isn't looking too good either....

Thyomorb: learn2fly: Ann Wilson....what a shame.

She's gonna go crazy on some Domino's.

Looks like I should have gone crazy on reading the captions.

Many of my teenage fantasies about the Wilson sisters have now been destroyed in a flaccid cloud of hairspray and polident.

/Steven Tyler didn't change too much, which is sad I guess.

To me, Ann Wilson is and will always be so beautiful.

learn2fly: Damn...Nancy Wilson isn't looking too good either....

Really? I'm normally all *barf* when people post about how some old chick is "still sexy." But she looks alright for 54.

Keith Richards and other rockers who have aged terribly

FTFY. Geez, most of them look ok for their age.

Oh, and they missed this one:

Forgot a couple:

Robert Smith looks like a goth chia pet.

Of course he hasn't aged well (new window), the modeller jsut went crazy with the wrinkles on the mesh! Duh...

/the "duh" makes it true

The doctors should truly be held responsible for these plastic surgery freaks.

/poor, poor Gambler, such a shame

Better if they left off rockers who were already ugly as sin in their prime.

Of course, that'd omit about 90% of them.

David Bowie has aged well.

All of these guys look better now than Joplin, Hendrix, and Morrison.

To be fair, Robert Smith hardly aged--he just got fat. Without the signature drunken whore makeup, he'd just look like any regular pudgeball.

Grandemadaca: Oh, and they missed this one:

Some asshole always pulls out this photo in threads like this. How about you get tongue cancer and let us take some pictures of you after you've battled it a while.



Here's one from a few months ago. Asshole.

Page actually looks cool with the gray hair.

...helluva lot better than the other old farts with bad dye jobs

Debbie Harry looks, sounds and will forever be fantastic.

fudgefactor ==> Holy shiat -- How can I unsee that now ?!
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Keith Richards has aged wonderfully. He looked the same way 30 years ago.

While there are some true Skeletors in the group, some of them are just terrible photographs/bad outfits. It's clear that the photo of Tina was select specifically for the retarded outfit. When she's not dressed like an alien, she looks pretty damn good, considering she's 69 and got beat up by Ike for many years.

Like when she sang at the Grammys back in Feburary, with Beyonce. (Of course, standing next to Beyonce probably helped)

demanton: Grandemadaca: Oh, and they missed this one:

Some asshole always pulls out this photo in threads like this. How about you get tongue cancer and let us take some pictures of you after you've battled it a while.

Lighten up, Francis. You've been on Fark long enough to know how it is.

Here's one from a few months ago. Asshole.

Time and tide wait for no one; nor do wrinkles, sagging skin or gray hair.

There is something to be said for aging gracefully and avoiding the knife but it Keff's case there is something to be said for just plain aging.

Where's the tag when you need it?

I can't believe they had the nerve to say Tina Turner isn't aging gracefully. She still looks amazing at her age, 69? How many people pushing 70 can still look that good, hell even 40ish. The woman should bottle up her genes and sell them.

"when 70 years old you reach, look as good you will not".

/Well, maybe you will--you may not be on drugs all your life.

I didn't recognize Jimmy Page! Had to read the caption to see who it was. Holy Fark. I guess I just haven't seen a pic of him since he went gray.

/I feel old

Go with the whole aging thing. It's worse when you try to fight it.

Personally, I think Jimmy Page looks better now than he did a few years ago, when he was looking like a bloated bullfrog.

Besides, who cares what musicians look like? This obsession with youth and beauty and how good you look is the reason talented fat girls never get recording contracts, even though they have talent and artistic merit.

As much as I'd like to entangle myself in the many limbs of Girlicious and clean their sweaty bodies with my tongue, their "music" is as vapid and devoid of soul as decayed wood bark. Poor Aretha would never get a deal today.

Goonie_Goo_Goo: Page actually looks cool with the gray hair.

...helluva lot better than the other old farts with bad dye jobs

Came in here to say just that.

+1

Lookin' good, Diamond Dave

Also, not bad for pushing 60.

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Roger Daltrey is 64 years old and still looks pretty darn good to me:


/picture was taken about a week ago

People! People! People!

Manilow? A rocker?

Really?!

And some just got a raw deal from the beginning.

No Michael Jackson?

Uchiha_Cycliste: No Michael Jackson?

He isn't aging, he's being sucked of life. He's probably bottling it and trying to sell it to get some capitol.

It's the black eyeliner. Everyone knows heavy black eyeliner ages you terribly.

She's 48, and the links are hot

Bob Dylan really didn't age that bad. Especially considering he almost died of a heart attack 10 years back.

Don't think "old rock musician"

Think "Aging Blues Musician"

You don't call out Buddy Guy or BB King for looking old, do you?

Acutally, given the insane amount of drugs that he did over the years, I think Richards has aged well, on top of the whole not-being-dead thing. Kudos, Richard, kudos.

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I hate articles like this...
With the exception of a few, I think they've all aged pretty well considering the lifestyle they've led. I've seen average people that have led pretty standard lives that look much worse at age 70 than any of the ones in the article. (except for Keith... good lord!)

Jon Bon Jovi...still as hot as ever!