That's what Christmas is all about.

Sterling, Virginia??

Must have been Patton Oswalt.

Seriously, this is a great story. I love hearing things like this.

RoguePixie: Sterling, Virginia??

Must have been Patton Oswalt.

What kind of topping would you like on your pizza?
ANCHOVIES? ARE YOU CRAZY?

Socialist pigs.

/kidding, Merry Christmas, all.

That is really cool. Good on them, and the kids that get the toys. Staying anonymous is super classy too.

Refreshing stuff.

My hometown makes it on Fark and it's for something good. Yeah!

I read...
For the third year in a row, someone has anonymously left hundreds of toys outside of a Vagina church.
...and I was keen to know what sort of toys. This is less interesting but still spiffy.

My people prefer "happy holidays."

eff ewe: My people prefer "happy holidays."

Well MY people prefer "Enjoyable Period of Time", so there.

Hmmm.

You could steal a cargo container of Toys R Us merchandise, dump the contents at a charity, and be pretty much guaranteed that even if the connection was made the company wouldn't demand it back.

Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus...

Won't somebody please think of the childre...

Oh. Nevermind.

"everyone" who's children attend Methodist church anyway?

Yeah, at the same time, someone stole a bunch of my decorations last night. Arseholes.

ragnarqk: eff ewe: My people prefer "happy holidays."

Well MY people prefer "Enjoyable Period of Time", so there.

wildcardjack: Hmmm.

You could steal a cargo container of Toys R Us merchandise, dump the contents at a charity, and be pretty much guaranteed that even if the connection was made the company wouldn't demand it back.

Okay.. I'm not quite sure where you're going with your plan, there.

Spiffy? Does the hero tag have the night off?

we need more of this.

UNC_Samurai: I read...
For the third year in a row, someone has anonymously left hundreds of toys outside of a Vagina church.
...and I was keen to know what sort of toys. This is less interesting but still spiffy.

Your version of the story sounds waaaaaaaaay cooler

Eyes leaking strange salty fluid.

/wicked cool of the person

Great Christmas spirit, but to be honest a cash donation is much better. Then the church can allocate that money optimally.
The deadweight loss of Christmas (new window)

Bastards making the rest of us look bad.

IdeasGuy: Great Christmas spirit, but to be honest a cash donation is much better.

Cash? What are you, my uncle?

Hero tag would be more fitting. Whom ever this person is, may you you ride the HOV lane to heaven.

I got a rock.

Son of Thunder: IdeasGuy: Great Christmas spirit, but to be honest a cash donation is much better.

Cash? What are you, my uncle?

What, are you an idiot that buys gift cards?

Hiro's Protagonist: Son of Thunder: IdeasGuy: Great Christmas spirit, but to be honest a cash donation is much better.

Cash? What are you, my uncle?

What, are you an idiot that buys gift cards?

What are you? Some kind of c*nt?!

In other news, a truckload of toys was hijacked in Virginia, leaving 3 dead and 2 in hospital.

Christians take note. All charity should be anon, but then again less people would make the effort if nobody knew they were doing good stuff.

Where was I going with this?

/cool story!

mrvaevictus: Hiro's Protagonist: Son of Thunder: IdeasGuy: Great Christmas spirit, but to be honest a cash donation is much better.

Cash? What are you, my uncle?

What, are you an idiot that buys gift cards?

What are you? Some kind of c*nt?!

Yep. This person probably gives out toothbrushes at Halloween.

What? No Christian bashing? It's a Fark story about a church and the typical prejudice against Christians is strangely absent.

Wow... Just occured to me... There are no atheist charities and relief organizations... There are non-religious/secular charities, but is are there specifically atheist charities? Hm.

Why not a Toys for Tots barrel? Why the front steps of a church? Call your local marine reserve center and tell them you have a donation and they'll help you unload it.

This is a cool story until it rains on all those toys.

eff ewe: My people prefer "happy holidays."

Yeah? Well, it's not FOR you, so there.

Happy Festivus to you instead.

/go air yer grievances elsewhere

iamscotto: What? No Christian bashing? It's a Fark story about a church and the typical prejudice against Christians is strangely absent.


Okay, how about this:

If the church and its members were actually doing what they claim to believe in, there'd be no need for this sort of act. The poor people in town would all be well taken care of on an ongoing basis.

Why haven't the good churchgoing Christians already done everything they possibly can to help others?

Damn terrorists. Hope they can catch em.

He sounds rich. Why is he only giving away these toys. I bet he could do more good than just this. I bet it's a guilty conscious, I bet he got a lot of money from lucky stock picking. We need the government to find these people and make sure they give as much as this guy does.

**** MERRY CHRISTMAS *****

If you don't like it, suck it.

I don't care what *you* call it, why do you care what *I* call it?

/How's that for the holiday spirit?

mrvaevictus: Hiro's Protagonist: Son of Thunder: IdeasGuy: Great Christmas spirit, but to be honest a cash donation is much better.

Cash? What are you, my uncle?

What, are you an idiot that buys gift cards?

What are you? Some kind of c*nt?!


"What are you, some kind of doomsday machine, boy?"

iamscotto: What? No Christian bashing? It's a Fark story about a church and the typical prejudice against Christians is strangely absent.

Wow... Just occured to me... There are no atheist charities and relief organizations... There are non-religious/secular charities, but is are there specifically atheist charities? Hm.


http://www.charitynavigator.org/index.cfm?bay=search.summary&orgid=67 90

Marble68: **** MERRY CHRISTMAS *****

If you don't like it, suck it.

I don't care what *you* call it, why do you care what *I* call it?

/How's that for the holiday spirit?

Merry Dickmas!

How's that?!

mrvaevictus

I see what you did there...

Little One-Eyed Wench: iamscotto: What? No Christian bashing? It's a Fark story about a church and the typical prejudice against Christians is strangely absent.

Wow... Just occured to me... There are no atheist charities and relief organizations... There are non-religious/secular charities, but is are there specifically atheist charities? Hm.



Try this again

Secular Humanism charity

Link

iamscotto: What? No Christian bashing? It's a Fark story about a church and the typical prejudice against Christians is strangely absent.

Wow... Just occured to me... There are no atheist charities and relief organizations... There are non-religious/secular charities, but is are there specifically atheist charities? Hm.

You mention nobody is making fun of Christians just so you can take a shot at atheists? Get a grip dude. Sometimes the persecution is all in your head.

ragnarqk: eff ewe: My people prefer "happy holidays."

Well MY people prefer "Enjoyable Period of Time", so there.

Well put. I didn't want to offend. My people _actually_ prefer "get off my farkin' lawn with that bullshiat."

If this were Boston, someone would have panicked and called the bomb squad.

\Humbug.

It would be hilarious if the priest says "THANK YOU FOR THE TOYS" and then he keeps all of them in his room to play with.

/I'm apparently trolling by posting this

Christmas shopping, Sunday, December 13, 2009, 5am, Galilee United Methodist Church!

GreenSun: It would be hilarious if the priest says "THANK YOU FOR THE TOYS" and then he keeps all of them in his room to play with.

No, no. They are great for enticing altar boys.