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(HelenaIR.com) Dumbass Female firefighter fights firing for farking fellow frisky firemen, fanning flames for firehouse flings   (helenair.com) divider line 119
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King Something [TotalFark] 2008-12-14 04:44:41 PM  
Fantastic.

 
CruiserTwelve [TotalFark] 2008-12-14 04:48:17 PM  
Fabulous

 
Ennuipoet [TotalFark] 2008-12-14 04:56:16 PM  
Frivolous

 
Fodder_4_Da_Man 2008-12-14 05:18:15 PM  
Firehouse a front for freeloading fornicators?
Fools face firing.
Fellatio and funbags fotos on foobies?

/fale

 
Lordmontu 2008-12-14 05:21:36 PM  
Fap Fap Fap

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-12-14 05:35:02 PM  
F*ck

 
cretinbob [TotalFark] 2008-12-14 05:35:54 PM  
That's why chicks shouldn't be in the firehouse

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-12-14 05:38:22 PM  
cretinbob: That's why chicks shouldn't be in the firehouse

Female-free firehouses? Fail.

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2008-12-14 05:41:33 PM  
CruiserTwelve: Fabulous

feels forced.

 
Fodder_4_Da_Man 2008-12-14 05:43:22 PM  
Female firefighter

www.ci.helena.mt.us


Frisky friends

www.ci.helena.mt.us

www.ci.helena.mt.us

www.ci.helena.mt.us


from here^

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-12-14 05:44:11 PM  
Fodder_4_Da_Man: Female firefighter

Feh.

 
SurfaceTension [TotalFark] 2008-12-14 05:52:06 PM  
Fodder_4_Da_Man: Female firefighter


farkable

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2008-12-14 06:23:56 PM  
SurfaceTension: Fodder_4_Da_Man: Female firefighter


farkable


Carbon-based warm female? Check!

 
Cubicle Jockey 2008-12-14 06:42:47 PM  
Nice porn-staches.

 
msheda 2008-12-14 06:43:40 PM  
You mean she shouldn't have been playing with their hoses?

 
TastyEloi 2008-12-14 06:44:22 PM  
What is it about cops and firefighters that so many of them grow these ridiculous mustaches? I mean, aside from maybe Tom Selleck, how many men really look better with a mustache than without it?

 
jmr61 2008-12-14 06:46:09 PM  
I farked her too.

 
Wonko Fortytwo 2008-12-14 06:46:15 PM  
Headline abuse subby: is leading us into the mis(t).

All of the liars are being fired. But the "honest one" (who finked on the others), is demoted and retained.

 
Veteran of the Cola Wars 2008-12-14 06:47:48 PM  
TastyEloi: What is it about cops and firefighters that so many of them grow these ridiculous mustaches? I mean, aside from maybe Tom Selleck, how many men really look better with a mustache than without it?

Aw, look everybody, we have somebody that can't grow more than a little peach fuzz.

:P Sorry... I couldn't help it, this is Fark after all, please forgive me.

I have a majestic mustache and beard.

 
clipperbox 2008-12-14 06:49:01 PM  
freakish frau featured on fark

 
Zmog [TotalFark] 2008-12-14 06:49:46 PM  
Tim Burton.

 
svegle 2008-12-14 06:50:19 PM  
Fodder_4_Da_Man: Female firefighter


I'd hit it.

 
dc-kid 2008-12-14 06:50:24 PM  
groan

 
FarkingYoMindUp 2008-12-14 06:50:57 PM  
Cubicle Jockey: Nice porn-staches.

To be a firefighter you have to have a stache. Hers is just down below.

 
El Pachuco 2008-12-14 06:51:12 PM  
TastyEloi: What is it about cops and firefighters that so many of them grow these ridiculous mustaches? I mean, aside from maybe Tom Selleck, how many men really look better with a mustache than without it?

blogs.southflorida.com

 
otterrr 2008-12-14 06:51:54 PM  
TastyEloi: What is it about cops and firefighters that so many of them grow these ridiculous mustaches? I mean, aside from maybe Tom Selleck, how many men really look better with a mustache than without it?

Don't forget about Burt Reynolds.

 
Crazy Bacon Legs 2008-12-14 06:54:49 PM  
Fark you, farktard.

 
Ceph 2008-12-14 06:56:19 PM  
Thread needs more pics of hot firemen.

 
Anti_illuminati [TotalFark] 2008-12-14 06:57:13 PM  

 
theoutlaw 2008-12-14 06:57:21 PM  
Fools. Fire fighting free of farking? Farce.

Female Freedom!

 
FarkingYoMindUp 2008-12-14 06:58:26 PM  
s148.photobucket.comDream

www.theage.com.auReality

 
AuCinaoaMie 2008-12-14 07:00:52 PM  
Find em hot, leave em wet.

Feel safe at night, sleep with a firefighter.

/I know I do..

 
TastyEloi 2008-12-14 07:02:38 PM  
Veteran of the Cola Wars: TastyEloi: What is it about cops and firefighters that so many of them grow these ridiculous mustaches? I mean, aside from maybe Tom Selleck, how many men really look better with a mustache than without it?

Aw, look everybody, we have somebody that can't grow more than a little peach fuzz.


Beards can look good, on the right guy. But most mustaches just look cheesy. And usually the more a guy thinks his mustache looks good, the cheesier it actually looks.

 
Rann Xerox 2008-12-14 07:04:59 PM  
Fodder_4_Da_Man: Female firefighter

Fugly?

 
libbynomore2 2008-12-14 07:05:48 PM  
puffy999 [TotalFark] Quote 2008-12-14 05:38:22 PM
cretinbob: That's why chicks shouldn't be in the firehouse

Female-free firehouses? Fail YES.



FTFY

 
destitute college kid 2008-12-14 07:07:02 PM  
TastyEloi

Hatin' on mustaches

The ghosts of Teddy Roosevelt, Mark Twain and William Faulkner are gonna visit you in a dream tonight and kick your ass.

/proud mustache-wearer

 
Fodder_4_Da_Man 2008-12-14 07:07:56 PM  

 
medgar 2008-12-14 07:08:20 PM  
Lordmontu: Fap Fap Fap

WIN!

 
walnuts55 [TotalFark] 2008-12-14 07:08:28 PM  
Zmog: Tim Burton.

Yes it is.
Its a dark City with a lot of hard lines and sharp angles. Everyone has bad hair, and last it will be remade at least 3 times.

 
libbynomore2 2008-12-14 07:09:19 PM  
Wonko Fortytwo Quote 2008-12-14 06:46:15 PM
Headline abuse subby: is leading us into the mis(t).

All of the liars are being fired. But the "honest one" (who finked on the others TOLD THE TRUTH), is demoted and retained AS IT SHOULD BE.



FTFY

 
UncleCal 2008-12-14 07:09:29 PM  
Fine farkin' fanny, Frieda.

 
Veteran of the Cola Wars 2008-12-14 07:12:50 PM  
TastyEloi: Veteran of the Cola Wars: TastyEloi: What is it about cops and firefighters that so many of them grow these ridiculous mustaches? I mean, aside from maybe Tom Selleck, how many men really look better with a mustache than without it?

Aw, look everybody, we have somebody that can't grow more than a little peach fuzz.


Beards can look good, on the right guy. But most mustaches just look cheesy. And usually the more a guy thinks his mustache looks good, the cheesier it actually looks.


A little info. I have a whole lot of facial hair and I wear kilts. I do not own pants. I don't give a flying fark at a rolling doughnut about what people think.

I'm rough looking, undeniably masculine, and ugly enough to curdle water.

And it feels good living outside what society expects of me.

Also, firefighters should have mustaches. Preferably, big poofy handlebar mustaches. Shows they are men of character. And you know what? Women firefighters should grow them too if they want the job.

 
jfarkinB [TotalFark] 2008-12-14 07:12:58 PM  
Toni Daytona?

 
Kid Mojo 2008-12-14 07:18:32 PM  
Funny.

 
yagottabefarkinkiddinme 2008-12-14 07:20:14 PM  
wwemania23.com.sapo.pt

It had to be done, that's why.

 
TheSignPost 2008-12-14 07:27:23 PM  
Don't mix business with pleasure. There is a reason cliches are cliche.

 
serial_crusher [TotalFark] 2008-12-14 07:28:32 PM  
Fodder_4_Da_Man: Female firefighter

Frisky friends


That last guy must be a rookie. Hasn't even grown a mustache yet.

 
RU_Rules 2008-12-14 07:28:57 PM  
FTFA: Burton and individual city commissioners said they had broad conversations.

Hah, that sums it up.


And also: "... firefighters who've been accused of inappropriate sexual conduct while on duty."

If only the firefighters had been told that there was appropriate sexual conduct while on duty and what exactly it was, then these firefighters wouldn't be in trouble now.

 
jankyboy 2008-12-14 07:32:05 PM  
What a ho.

 
aquaticphoenix 2008-12-14 07:34:48 PM  
yagottabefarkinkiddinme: It had to be done, that's why.

More Kari Byron, threadjacking be damned!

/would bust a myth on her any day of the week
//wait, what?

 
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