That C) thing.

I think it's safe to say that this guy is going to be on unemployment for a while.

What's his Fark username?

"But.. it's Christmas, sir!"

Why do companies always seem to lay people off right before Christmas? Can't they wait a few weeks?

D) Put it in.

...

"... come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."

Those violent Canadians eh?

I could set the building on fire...

"The shock was tremendous but all the other people in the business - and there another dozen other people who were there for a Christmas party - managed to get out safely

No. He just wasn't gunning for you.

I'm voting for that C) as well.

/being escorted from the building sucks. Especially right after thanksgiving.
//that was last year. Rest of the team was laid off last week. HA HA... oh shiat, now I've got competition
///thank the FSM for that emergency unemployment. Twice.

A and B?

E) stick in her pooper I got nothing

I expected a postal worker

Typical gun-toting, violent Americans not dealing with the economic meltdown.

Is that Vancouver, Kansas?

"Banky was the CEO of TallGrass Distribution Ltd., a natural health products company."

Yeah the employees look real healthy. Probably selling that snake oil to idiots that bought kevin trudeau's book (the conviceted con-man felon that has had ZERO medical or alternative medicine study, makes up statistics and vague claims, and quotes articles and doctors that DONT EXIST).

This is Fark
I expected a Hero tag

I hope the CEO was a typical greedy jerk, laying off a shiatload of people so he could get a big bonus. Then we would know he deserved it.

How's that gun control working out for you Canada? I know all about it, having lived there for years and it was one of the primary reasons I came back to the US.

A) Companies lay people off just before christmas so they know not to go out and buy 5,000 dollar plasma Tv's for christmas.

B) I'd still go with option C. It's better than firing them right after the holiday while they're saddled with debt, but fark it, it sucks either way.

C) It's always C.

if murder is wrong, i don't want to be right!

Hey douchebag-it was just a job. You don't have to get all killy. Go out to the bar, swear about how much the boss sucked, take a shower, and clean up your resume.

Viss: "Banky was the CEO of TallGrass Distribution Ltd., a natural health products company."

Yeah the employees look real healthy. Probably selling that snake oil to idiots that bought kevin trudeau's book (the conviceted con-man felon that has had ZERO medical or alternative medicine study, makes up statistics and vague claims, and quotes articles and doctors that DONT EXIST).

Sounds like somebody bought themselves a book.

I'm thinking, I'm thinking.

/obscure?

Having been on both the giving end and receiving end of a layoff, I can tell you, it sucks either way. But C is never the answer.

Everyone I ever let go, and myself after it happened to me... we all got better jobs for more money within a few weeks after the fact.

Shoot (pun intended), some of us went on to start our own companies and one guy even hired his former boss to work for him!

Abracapocalypse: How's that gun control working out for you Canada? I know all about it, having lived there for years and it was one of the primary reasons I came back to the US.

Based on that post, I think you did Canada a tremendous service by leaving.

Michael Moore's head just assploded.

I know someone who'd choose C...

Nope, but people I used to respect swear by this placebo crap, even though they are just as fat and unhealthy and wont look up one of his fake references or any of the damning evidence about him.

C. Show the boss who's the boss.

FTA: "People grabbed a couple of bowls of chips and dip and we just sort of moved the party downstairs," Pinder said.

Not a typical reaction to an office shooting, I gather...

Kill my boss? Dare I live out the American Dream?

If only he had been part of Fark, He would have known that Canadians don't shoot people.

C) Bust into the Christmas party and murder the CEO in front of hundreds dozens of witnesses?

/Hyperbole often backfires.

farkuufarkinfark: Having been on both the giving end and receiving end

That sounds gay

zvoidx: FTA: "People grabbed a couple of bowls of chips and dip and we just sort of moved the party downstairs," Pinder said.

Not a typical reaction to an office shooting, I gather...

Yeah, well they didn't have any popcorn

Oh Oh Oh....... C I picked C.

/drtfa

I think this is indicative of a short fuse. Me? I would have simply evacuated on the reception desk and called it a night.

going away present

Um, I'm gonna go with C

Simply on the reasoning if being told you were being laid off for budgetary reasons, then find out one week later that your former place of employment could afford to throw an Xmas party.

This one's too easy.

Are you listening CEO's?
Are you?

Deadhouseplants: Um, I'm gonna go with C

Simply on the reasoning if being told you were being laid off for budgetary reasons, then find out one week later that your former place of employment could afford to throw an Xmas party.

That's right. I'm sure the Xmas party costs [his salary]+benefits/year.

solokumba: Are you listening CEO's?
Are you?

Uh....to what?

Keep people around that aren't valuable to your company or a die a horrible death?

You are a tard and a half.

At my place of work they laid off 700 last week. No shootings yet, but I remain hopeful.

The answer is always the crazy farked up option... I can't find it here.

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.