By that time it's nine months too late to think of crossing your legs.

"The driver was screaming and waving out the window, 'My wife is having a baby,' " Naso said. "He was in a panic and obviously in a rush."

Way to take charge of the situation, man. I'm guessing neither had a cell phone

I missed this.

What sitcom was it on again?

Now that is funny!

If you think that's weird, just wait till we tell you how the baby got in the car!

My wife is passed her due date yesterday...

So I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

bssrf4: So I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

I'll bet she's getting a couple kicks of her own

Hubby fail.

12.fl.oz.: I hope the placenta didn't accidently get lost under the passenger seat. That will start to stink in a few days.

Yeah, that's something you want to eat when it's fresh.

Instead of running around like a damn fool, the husband should have just gone out for a beer and a smoke, just like in the good old days.

/ducks

bssrf4: My wife is passed her due date yesterday...

So I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Spicy food and sex. Get on it.

Kumana Wanalaia: 12.fl.oz.: I hope the placenta didn't accidently get lost under the passenger seat. That will start to stink in a few days.

Yeah, that's something you want to eat when it's fresh.

When I had my first daughter and was checking into the hospital they asked me a series of questions one of which was "Do you wish to keep the placenta?" My husband and I looked at each other in disgust and both asked "why?". She said many keep it to bury it for luck! WTF?

Chicks are always like, "Pull over, I have to go to the bathroom, I have to have a baby!" or whatever.

Suck it up. Only 45 min. till we get there....

tortilla burger: bssrf4: So I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

I'll bet she's getting a couple kicks of her own

Nice! More than a couple!

No comments on Johnell McKinley Xavier Moore?

susansto-helit: bssrf4: My wife is passed her due date yesterday...

So I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Spicy food and sex. Get on it.

THIS. Daily sex for a few days did the trick for Baby No1 and a bottle of castor oil did the trick (at the hospital already) for Baby No3. The act of shiatting her guts out started the contractions.


skinink: ""I said to my husband, 'What do you mean, cross my legs?' I said, 'This baby is coming if I cross my legs or not,'" "
Coincidentally, 9 months ago when he pressured her for sex and she said she was crossing her legs to stop his penis, her husband also replied, "This baby is coming if you cross your legs or not!"

Nice! I needed a laugh.

susansto-helit: bssrf4: My wife is passed her due date yesterday...

So I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Spicy food and sex. Get on it.

Hey, the chick loves taco sauce.

Or something.

RU_Rules: susansto-helit: bssrf4: My wife is passed her due date yesterday...

So I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Spicy food and sex. Get on it.

THIS. Daily sex for a few days did the trick for Baby No1 and a bottle of castor oil did the trick (at the hospital already) for Baby No3. The act of shiatting her guts out started the contractions.



Due 12/23 - miserable and ready to explode. Looks like I have plans for the evening. Thanks everyone.

zulushaka: susansto-helit: bssrf4: My wife is passed her due date yesterday...

So I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Spicy food and sex. Get on it.

Hey, the chick loves taco sauce.

Or something.

Wife is due in 2 weeks, she hasnt gone into labor normally yet(2 girls already) but this one she keeps telling to wait until after finals, but I think the blizzard will delay them.

A Gentile in Boca: RU_Rules: susansto-helit: bssrf4: My wife is passed her due date yesterday...

So I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Spicy food and sex. Get on it.

THIS. Daily sex for a few days did the trick for Baby No1 and a bottle of castor oil did the trick (at the hospital already) for Baby No3. The act of shiatting her guts out started the contractions.



Due 12/23 - miserable and ready to explode. Looks like I have plans for the evening. Thanks everyone.

I've never had one pass a due date yet, the closest was a week before. I always got the itch to take a good long, two to three mile walk about 24 hours before the babies were born. I really did waddle a good few miles at my most massive.

The last one I was so huge, loose jointed, and unable to really walk with so she got the eviction notice. After the first one, your risks of c-section due to induction go down a lot. Anyway, don't give up hope. Lots of sex can't hurt and usually helps. Consider, you won't be getting any for six weeks after the baby so you may as well have some fun now.

telosphilos: A Gentile in Boca: RU_Rules: susansto-helit: bssrf4: My wife is passed her due date yesterday...

So I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Spicy food and sex. Get on it.

THIS. Daily sex for a few days did the trick for Baby No1 and a bottle of castor oil did the trick (at the hospital already) for Baby No3. The act of shiatting her guts out started the contractions.



Due 12/23 - miserable and ready to explode. Looks like I have plans for the evening. Thanks everyone.

I've never had one pass a due date yet, the closest was a week before. I always got the itch to take a good long, two to three mile walk about 24 hours before the babies were born. I really did waddle a good few miles at my most massive.

The last one I was so huge, loose jointed, and unable to really walk with so she got the eviction notice. After the first one, your risks of c-section due to induction go down a lot. Anyway, don't give up hope. Lots of sex can't hurt and usually helps. Consider, you won't be getting any for six weeks after the baby so you may as well have some fun now.

Jesus, I see a Florida Fark link in my future:
Pregnant, miserable woman found power walking, having sex, eating a spicy bean burrito and crapping herself along I-95.

A woman gave birth! Holylyingmotherofgod!

telosphilos: Consider, you won't be getting any for six weeks after the baby so you may as well have some fun now.


Hah, LOL. That is what the battleaxe nazi-nurse said when we left the hospital with No3. "Nothing in the VJ for 6 weeks," she barked, glaring at me.

I said (to myself): "Fark you, go to Brazil and look for Dr Mengle."

And thanks to the wonders of a great midwife, a natural birth with no meds, the birthing center and a great wife who heals quickly, things were back to normal in 3 weeks tops.

Does can control when they give birth; why can't human females? Women can't do anything right.

Should of have used duct tape.

bssrf4: My wife is passed her due date yesterday...

So I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Bless her. I was going nuts the last month before I was due. I was constantly strongly hinting to the doctors that I would not be opposed to induction.

/gave birth the day before my due date
//10 pound baby boy
///OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

susansto-helit: bssrf4: My wife is passed her due date yesterday...

So I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Spicy food and sex. Get on it.

IonBeam2: Does can control when they give birth; why can't human females? Women can't do anything right.

We can, you psycho. Why do you think she managed to have the baby in the car on the side of the road? If she was anything like as mean and vindictive as I would have been, it would have been in his lap the night before when he was getting one last quickie before the baby was born.
"Uh, honey?"
"Yeah?"
"HERE IT COMES!!!!"

bssrf4: My wife is passed her due date yesterday...

So I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

A big dinner of spaghetti.
An old lady told me this, and it worked.

I'm due in two weeks with my first, and I think I'm at the point where I'd agree to have this baby in the car as long as we can guarantee it happens within the next 36 hours. Let's get this show on the road, kid, I can't take much more!

RU_Rules: telosphilos: Consider, you won't be getting any for six weeks after the baby so you may as well have some fun now.


Hah, LOL. That is what the battleaxe nazi-nurse said when we left the hospital with No3. "Nothing in the VJ for 6 weeks," she barked, glaring at me.

I said (to myself): "Fark you, go to Brazil and look for Dr Mengle."

And thanks to the wonders of a great midwife, a natural birth with no meds, the birthing center and a great wife who heals quickly, things were back to normal in 3 weeks tops.

Actually, my nurse told me some good reasons for the '6 weeks.' This was also at a natural birthing center with no meds. Your wife may be back 'in condition' in 3 weeks tops, but a woman becomes extremely fertile again about that time. Birth control methods don't work well until 6 weeks (except condoms) because of all the blood 'downstairs'. A woman bleeds continuously for at least a month after birth, a lot at first and then a smaller and smaller amount until it stops. But, the blood can reduce the efficacy of barrier methods and spermicides. Also there are hormone fluctuations which cause shots/pills not to work until 6-10 weeks after birth. Waiting at least 6 weeks is the best way to make sure your BC methods have a chance of preventing 'Irish Twins'. They are trying to reduce the chance of stressing a woman's body out with a second pregnancy while still trying to recover from the first.

At least, that is what my midwife told me, in a nice sit-down talk before we left the hospital room.

//I think she just told my husband 'no sex for six weeks.'

rhelaien: Actually, my nurse told me some good reasons for the '6 weeks.' This was also at a natural birthing center with no meds. Your wife may be back 'in condition' in 3 weeks tops, but a woman becomes extremely fertile again about that time. Birth control methods don't work well until 6 weeks (except condoms) because of all the blood 'downstairs'. A woman bleeds continuously for at least a month after birth, a lot at first and then a smaller and smaller amount until it stops. But, the blood can reduce the efficacy of barrier methods and spermicides. Also there are hormone fluctuations which cause shots/pills not to work until 6-10 weeks after birth. Waiting at least 6 weeks is the best way to make sure your BC methods have a chance of preventing 'Irish Twins'. They are trying to reduce the chance of stressing a woman's body out with a second pregnancy while still trying to recover from the first.

At least, that is what my midwife told me, in a nice sit-down talk before we left the hospital room.

//I think she just told my husband 'no sex for six weeks.'

So much for the old wives tale of "you can't get preg if you are nursing!" I honestly can't remember when I started using the ole raincoat again after all 3. I think as soon as the blood stopped, since my wife tends toward the fertile side :-P

Yikes! We were lucky after the 3rd one then! (Which was also a bit of a surprise, seeing as she conceived again some 20 days after she had just miscarried. The midwives had never seen a case like it in 3 decades of practise.)

\I'm horny, can't help it.
\\At least I am getting my needs fulfilled @ home FTW!

I'm interested in making babies, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Finally read the article. Note to UPI: It is CorAm and not CorUm. Here is the full story on Newsday http://www.newsday.com/news/printedition/longisland/ny-libaby145965118dec14,0,51 46439.story

Article doesn't mention if mom left her loser husband behind on the side of the road. Wow, he is screaming, driving and waving frantically at the same time? What a wuss.

That be teh funny if they had gone into Ruby Tiesday's and she gave birth near the salad bar.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I'm interested in making babies, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

It's not that hard, you can get really good DIY kits at WalMart or Costco for cheap, especially during the Xmas season. Or you can pay a bit more and get the Deluxe Set from Best Buy, but you have to pre-order.

How does one birth babby?

Or you can always buy one from the blue light special at Kmart.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

So the cop didn't send them a ticket in the mail?

Can't believe no one referenced that one yet.

Kumana Wanalaia: Hubby fail.

No he didn't... That was a perfectly good response to a bad situation. Save it darling until we're in the hospital.

susansto-helit: bssrf4: My wife is passed her due date yesterday...

So I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

Spicy food and sex. Get on it.


These didn't work for me. Neither did prune juice. :( I got induced a week later.

Heh my wife gave birth 6 weeks and 1 day ago. She is in trouble tonight after she gets the go ahead at her appointment. We didn't wait that long with the first kid...They just seemed to really "mean" it this time...

I almost had to deliver my son in the van. The hospitol is like 45 minutes away. We made it in 29 minutes. By the time we pulled up the contractions were on top of each other. The five minutes it took to get to the room from downstairs was all it took. She got undressed and damned if the baby wasn't about to fall in the toilet. So I carried her to teh bed and yelled for the docter who wasn't there yet and a group of Nurses ran in and helped me deliver our baby.

Talk about fast track...