In before irony nazis.

He should be happy that he didn't wind up dead.

They wouldn't know where to barium.

It's too bad the copper can never get there before the bad guys argon.

Headline is pure gold, subby.

I wonder if the attackers were trying to steel something?

Talk about being cold rolled.
Not going for any Iron-y ingot out while I can.

Lordmontu: It's too bad the copper can never get there before the bad guys argon.

you clever, clever bastard. I love it.

DRTFA, but was there an a rust?

Glad to see that the problems in the rest of the world are solved so that they have room for this on the BBC!

i hear once arrested, the attacker will be lead away in handcuffs.

Groan.

vudukungfu: DRTFA, but was there an a rust?

No, it happened on WoW and was done by a Fe-ral druid.

Kind of a stretch there subby. Didja get there?

Yeah, you got there.

/applauds

Now it's back to Bismuth as usual

SilentStrider: i hear once arrested, the attacker will be lead away in handcuffs.

Maybe he'll get a Pb&jelly sandwich?

Subby is keepin' it ReAl

Not amused.

Di Atribe: Headline is pure gold, subby.

pure Au?

/got nuthin

I'm not feeling up to being puntastic, so I'll be pedantic.

Iron? Really? Where the hell do you get a bar of iron these days? It's all steel now, no one just makes iron.

Could someone post a more in-depth article? I'd like to iron out the details.

Hey subby, is the tag broken?

A man walks into a bar...

A man has been attacked by a gang wielding an iron bar in north Belfast.

Was it just a gang of people wielding one large iron bar? They must be pretty dangerous to be in such great sync.

Get a brain boron.

Did the incident occurred in Santa Fe?

The attacker isn't in zinc with the rest of society. I'll betcha that his ethnicity is Manganese.
Cobalt.

Nimnom: Was it just a gang of people wielding one large iron bar? They must be pretty dangerous to be in such great sync. ZINC

Was it just a gang of people wielding one large iron bar? They must be pretty dangerous to be in such great sync zinc.

damnit...

wildcardjack: I'm not feeling up to being puntastic, so I'll be pedantic.

Iron? Really? Where the hell do you get a bar of iron these days? It's all steel now, no one just makes iron.

So close.

I'm really getting a kick out of these replies...

Someone lost their temper...

boonfarker: Not amused.

Came to the thread looking for a raggedy man. Found one.

/two men enter
//one man leaves

Guy was a hardened criminal.

I know more than you: Hey subby, is the tag broken?

You, stop copying my posts before I post them.

Awesome headline.

Police said two men were on their way to work when they were approached by a group of men.

One of the men sustained injuries to his head, face, arm and leg in the attack.

What happened to the other guy?

Those criminals don't seem very refined - I hope they ingot the sentence they deserved.

pjc51: Those criminals don't seem very refined - I hope they ingot the sentence they deserved.

That is, assuming the police weren't lead down too many blind alloys during their investigations.

pjc51: That is, assuming the police weren't lead down too many blind alloys during their investigations.

If they aren't careful, they might have to scrap the whole damn thing.

No! No! Bad Subby! Bad Joke! No Bad Joke!

I was looking for thr Ferrous Bueller's Day off thread. Guess I came to the wrong place...

/or did I...

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: SilentStrider: i hear once arrested, the attacker will be lead away in handcuffs.

Maybe he'll get a Pb&jelly sandwich?

Pu. That joke stunk.

What did Hydrochloric Acid say when it kicked Sodium Hydroxide's ass?


Na Na Na Na. Na Na Na Na. Hey hey hey, chloride.

boonfarker: Not amused.

I just came in here to make sure this was posted.

Well done

/looks around awkwardly and leaves...

All I can say is farking Auch.

Britney Spear's Speculum: What did Hydrochloric Acid say when it kicked Sodium Hydroxide's ass?


Na Na Na Na. Na Na Na Na. Hey hey hey, chloride.


This made me LOL.


/remembered this from Chem in H.S.
//hated Chemistry