Asinine? Really? How so?

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I shallot comment on this article.

Let's just kale the whole thing off.

daychilde: Asinine? Really? How so?

My oldest daughter is a chef and I bought her a book a few years ago about making vegetable sculptures. Definitely not asinine. Cool stuff like this:

Everyone loves a good tossed salad.

I prefer syrup.

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My sister loves those books.

Dear subby,

asinine

From Latin asinīnus ("'of a donkey or ass'").

Adjective

1. Failing to exercise intelligence or judgment; ridiculously below average rationality.
2. Of, pertaining to, or characteristic of donkeys.

Your welcome,

The english language

Your = You're

*facepalm*

/ Why is it every time I feel the need to be a language nazi, I fail so horribly?

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Subby: tossing . . . salad

/Juvenile humor

Love the use of the asinine tag, subby. Even if I'm misunderstanding your reasoning for it, it's still funny.

Kilby:

/Juvenile humor

Think so?
Ask Karen Ann Quinlan!

You can make a nice pipe out of a carrot. Apples also work well.

And yet they have no pictures of the vegetable that they were all obviously partaking of......goddamn hippies.

whereisian: Your = You're

*facepalm*

/ Why is it every time I feel the need to be a language nazi, I fail so horribly beautifully?

Because you know we feed on such things here.

And you love us. As much as you love the English language, at least.

They made BONGS! COOL! You can put your weed in it!

Apple bongs taste good.

Would a bong made out of a lemon work? Never tried that.

No masturbatory aids? I'm deeply disappointed.