There's a cologne that smells like squirrel foot earrings?

Pedobear?

There's a cologne that smells like squirrel foot earrings?

The submitter is stupid!! Let's have a beer.

Smelling like squirrel foot earrings is better than smelling like Squirrel Nut Zippers.

Cologne that smells like Play-Doh urine.

Poo jewelry?

Why would I buy this when I can make my own?

FarkinHostile: Smelling like squirrel foot earrings is better than smelling like Squirrel Nut Zippers.

This thread is over.

Just don't get them mixed up...

FarkingYoMindUp: Poo jewelry?

Why would I buy this when I can make my own?

Pros use corn for texture. It's an art thing, I don't get it either.

I actually thought some of those presents were kind of cool. I want a species of tiny bat named after me!

I also really like the smell of crayons and playdough.

\Maybe I'm just a weirdo

I love the smell of Play-Do in the morning. It smells like... kindergarten!

WTF are squirrel foot earrings??????

/DNRTFA

HAHA!_You_cannot_kill_a_Hindu!: WTF are squirrel foot earrings??????

/DNRTFA

There's this new thing called the internet, 'might want to try one out:

My poo jewelery would need to come in a jar or vile.
Yeah, stomach problems.

I'm holding out for Sex Panther.

FTA:

Perpetualkid.com also sells cologne that smells like crayons and Junior Mints

That's awesome.

Tattoo parlor play set. For the child ages 6 and under in your life who can't get enough of the TV show "LA Ink,"

That's strange and won't end well.

U.S. Senate seat from Illinois.

That's an obvious attempt to be amusing and topical.

Hey, I got my buddy some Play-Doh cologne last Christmas. That stuff is great! The only thing that would make it better is Crayola hair conditioner. That, and vomit-infused sawdust. THAT's the kindergarten smell.

Ahh... just what I wanted to smell like, piss and play doe.

FarkinHostile: Smelling like squirrel foot earrings is better than smelling like Squirrel Nut Zippers.

He begs to differ:

Funk Brothers: Pedobear?

I will use this thread as a chance to remind everyone out there...

You stand ON a podium (pod=feet, per subby's comment).

You stand BEHIND a lectern (like where you give a lecture).

I got my brother the sawdust cologne by Demeter for this Christmas. Can't wait to see if it actually smells like sawdust.

How about a rabbits foot....so soft and lucky

For Pedo Squirrels.

Perpetualkid.com also sells cologne that smells like crayons and Junior Mints



Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint?

Squirrel feet earrings? Play-Doh cologne? Now I've heard just about everything. WTF are these people thinking? (sarcasm)

Next thing you know, they'll invent testicles that hang off your bumper of your truc...hey wait a minute...they already have those. Bumper Nuts (pops)

/Now I HAVE seen everything!
//You're welcome
///key got stuck again.
IV.. Roman Slashies FTW!

Perpetualkid.com also sells cologne that smells like crayons and Junior Mints urine and fear... Ah kindergarten...

Mrs. scalpod is the only podophile I know and she hates cologne.

I got really excited when I saw the "bat" item. I've always wanted a pet bat. But yet again I was let down by another source basically saying "bats can't be kept as pets."