Those folks are a couple of BOOBIES!!!

Would you rather play the bassoon?

Presumably this is from the Spector school of musician management...

Ah. Learning to play a "B sharp" I see.

Heavy metal, if it sucks, should be set on fire and not stabbed.
Blargh.

The article doesn't mention it, but the guy was stabbed FIFTY (50!!) times in the head and back area...and LIVED!

That's some hardcore shiat right there. Dude that got stabbed is more hardcore then the chick that stabbed him.

And there's the chick behind the stabbing.

The guy hould have known better than to be the 3rd member of a 3 piece band with a brother and a sister.
Agrees with Conservationist's opinion as well. I love metal but absolutely despise growler and squealer bands with inept guitarists who can only suck very fast.

I wanted to stab my drummer when he showed up drunk for a gig Friday night. I guess I have more restraint than them Eye-talians.

GCD: Dude that got stabbed is more hardcore then the chick that stabbed him.



And it seems he's lived through an even more rare zombie stabbing.

C | Am | F | G | C | Em *STAB* Am | F | G | Am *STAB* C | Am | F | Em *STAB* G

(repeat)

nirwana

I wanted to stab my drummer when he showed up drunk for a gig Friday night. I guess I have more restraint than them Eye-talians.

Cut the drummer some slack. It's an idiot's instrument. Bands have drummers so the guitarist and bassist qualify for the carpool lane.

Glen Danzig did that once. Of course charges where never filed. This country has no facility capable of confining or more accurately containing a man such as him.

The Grinch: nirwana

I wanted to stab my drummer when he showed up drunk for a gig Friday night. I guess I have more restraint than them Eye-talians.

Cut the drummer some slack. It's an idiot's instrument. Bands have drummers so the guitarist and bassist qualify for the carpool lane.

Neil Peart, Keith Moon, Mike Portnoy, etc would like to disagree with you.

for good or for awesome: Glen Danzig did that once. Of course charges where never filed. This country has no facility capable of confining or more accurately containing a man such as him.

Glen Danzig got KTFO by Danny M of the North Side Kings. He's a midget of a man with a Napolean complex.

I find the acutal article headline hilarious... The First Cut is the Deepest

The Grinch: nirwana

I wanted to stab my drummer when he showed up drunk for a gig Friday night. I guess I have more restraint than them Eye-talians.

Cut the drummer some slack. It's an idiot's instrument. Bands have drummers so the guitarist and bassist qualify for the carpool lane.

Teodor Orezcu is a Farker?

orangeglacier

Neil Peart, Keith Moon, Mike Portnoy, etc would like to disagree with you.

Guess you don't read 'Achewood'. That's ok. Next time I want to troll for real, I'll make sure to send you an invitation.

Oh, and you left off John Bonham. Jimmy Page always gets the press for the 'Stairway' solo, but Bonham goes totally batshiat for the rest of the song and I've never heard anyone say anything about it. Great bit of rockin' out.

The site headline was better than the Fark's. Mostly because Sheryl Crow makes me want to stab someone.

orangeglacier: Neil Peart, Keith Moon, Mike Portnoy, etc would like to disagree with you.

I understand where they are coming from. I've got no musical talent. Once, I played Guitar Hero. The results were so bad that I wanted to stab myself.

GCD: Glen Danzig got KTFO by Danny M of the North Side Kings. He's a midget of a man with a Napolean complex.

Yeah. That was pretty awesome.

Maybe the goth kids wanted him to play in D minor, and he just couldn't get it right. I always find it's the saddest of all keys, really.

for good or for awesome Quote 2008-12-14 11:24:49 AM
Glen Danzig did that once. Of course charges where never filed. This country has no facility capable of confining or more accurately containing a man such as him.

Got that right-- Danzig knows Jeet Kune Do!!!

Needed a good stabbin' years ago.

nirwana: I wanted to stab my drummer when he showed up drunk for a gig Friday night. I guess I have more restraint than them Eye-talians.

I'm not in favor of stabbing guitarists (although there are always exceptions), but no jury of musician peers would ever convict you for stabbing a drummer.

orangeglacier: The Grinch: nirwana

I wanted to stab my drummer when he showed up drunk for a gig Friday night. I guess I have more restraint than them Eye-talians.

Cut the drummer some slack. It's an idiot's instrument. Bands have drummers so the guitarist and bassist qualify for the carpool lane.

Neil Peart, Keith Moon, Mike Portnoy, etc would like to disagree with you.

But they're used to being told "STFU and GBTW you bashy-noisy monkey" so it would be a short lived disagreement.

/Animal > All

The Grinch: orangeglacier

Neil Peart, Keith Moon, Mike Portnoy, etc would like to disagree with you.

Guess you don't read 'Achewood'. That's ok. Next time I want to troll for real, I'll make sure to send you an invitation.

Oh, and you left off John Bonham. Jimmy Page always gets the press for the 'Stairway' solo, but Bonham goes totally batshiat for the rest of the song and I've never heard anyone say anything about it. Great bit of rockin' out.

People may not believe this, but Phil Collins is actually a really good drummer. Particularly on early Genesis stuff, e.g., Nursery Cryme, Trick of the Tail, Foxtrot, The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway.

Since, ya know, we're talking about good drummers from the '70's.

But so help me, if anyone mentions Tommy Lee as being a good drummer, they're getting their asses beaten.

Moths to the flame
Goths to the lame

/one of the surviving band members

It doesn't matter if you're only playing three chords, but for god's sake, play them in the Right order!

Dude must have really sucked.

Sounds like a practice session with Mr. Band.

/You have become the woman of this band

Cargo:
But so help me, if anyone mentions Tommy Lee as being a good drummer, they're getting their asses beaten.

You know damn well someone will take you up on that just to piss you off.

In other news: there are goths in Italy. I think there's a few blacks, too.

for good or for awesome: GCD: Glen Danzig got KTFO by Danny M of the North Side Kings. He's a midget of a man with a Napolean complex.

Yeah. That was pretty awesome.

The video in question: Link (new window)

I've been in several bands over the years, there have been many times that I would have liked to do this to my guitarists.

Don't expect me to sound in key when you're playing a F#minor and you're supposed to be playing a G major you Farkhead!

/Tommy Lee is a good drummer! :)

Badgers: /one of the surviving band members

That looks like Horgh from Immortal.

Cargo: The Grinch: orangeglacier

Neil Peart, Keith Moon, Mike Portnoy, etc would like to disagree with you.

Guess you don't read 'Achewood'. That's ok. Next time I want to troll for real, I'll make sure to send you an invitation.

Oh, and you left off John Bonham. Jimmy Page always gets the press for the 'Stairway' solo, but Bonham goes totally batshiat for the rest of the song and I've never heard anyone say anything about it. Great bit of rockin' out.

People may not believe this, but Phil Collins is actually a really good drummer. Particularly on early Genesis stuff, e.g., Nursery Cryme, Trick of the Tail, Foxtrot, The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway.

Since, ya know, we're talking about good drummers from the '70's.

But so help me, if anyone mentions Tommy Lee as being a good drummer, they're getting their asses beaten.

Tommy Lee = solid drummer. Good? No. Adequate to keep the beat? Sure.
Just because you play your "drum solo" upside down doesn't mean you're good.

P.S. It also doesn't count as a "drum solo" when you play along to recordings of your favorite songs by other bands.

SharkTrager: Cargo:
But so help me, if anyone mentions Tommy Lee as being a good drummer, they're getting their asses beaten.

You know damn well someone will take you up on that just to piss you off.

Let 'em try, man.

/Let 'em try.

The Grinch: nirwana

I wanted to stab my drummer when he showed up drunk for a gig Friday night. I guess I have more restraint than them Eye-talians.

Cut the drummer some slack. It's an idiot's instrument. Bands have drummers so the guitarist and bassist qualify for the carpool lane.

I want to stab you so very bad.

/ Net drummer tough guy

EEE EEE EEE This is ho you play a f sharp!!!! EEE EEE EEE

lurkster: Cargo: The Grinch: orangeglacier

Tommy Lee = solid drummer. Good? No. Adequate to keep the beat? Sure.
Just because you play your "drum solo" upside down doesn't mean you're good.

P.S. It also doesn't count as a "drum solo" when you play along to recordings of your favorite songs by other bands.

Precisely. Thank you.

jaymanchu:

/Tommy Lee is a good drummer! :)

All right. I'll be over in a few minutes. >=[

Also, Try listening to a band without drums... it seems without energy, life or excellent timing.

/ Human metronome. :D

Who among us in bands has not wanted to stab a bandmate. They just said what we were all thinking.

Yeah, like the drummer's never wanted to stab the ENTIRE farkING BAND.


//takes a breath

Iron Chef Scottish: You can't f*cking concentrate because your f*cking wife! Simple as that, alright? It's your f*cking wife!

Gotta laugh at stupid fark-ups who are afraid to write the word fark on Fark.