Well for the right price, I'm sure we can get his blipping name back. Just have him send an emissary over to my office.

Because being named after his asshole father isn't enough of an albatross hanging around his neck...

He could just challenge anyone to step outside if they don't give him his name back.

Recommend:
Hercules Rockefeller.
Rembrandt Q. Einstein.
Handsome B. Wonderful.

/voted for his Dad in primary of "88!

He is as dirty as the rest of them. It is obvious, and he is panicking. Get rid of the whole group.

/it's the Chicago way

His name was ruined a long time ago, and he can thank his dad.

/Jesse Jackson has done as much for racial equality as the Grand
Wizard of the KKK

I like the headline. You have to say you didn't do anything wrong, apologize for it, and promise not to do it again.

Damned supporters. Always going around paying a million dollars to get you a promotion, without you even knowing about it, and wanting nothing in return.

Phil Herup: He is as dirty as the rest of them. It is obvious, and he is panicking. Get rid of the whole group.

/it's the Chicago way

But Valentine's Day isn't for months.

Honestly, Chicago needs to take hold of the moment and rid the city of the Jackson Family. If -anyone- is corrupt, it's them. They've been around too long, been involved in too many things, for them not to be corrupt.

When Jackson Jr. fails to get his name back, he can always play the race card. His daddy must have taught him that.

Softens_hands_while_you_do_the_dishes: bp2.blogger.com


Ummmm, are you confusing Kid n'Play with Pay to Play?


/+5 House Party pointz

olderbudnoweiser: Recommend:
Hercules Rockefeller.
Rembrandt Q. Einstein.
Handsome B. Wonderful.

Buzz Aldrin Jr.

If Blagojavich didn't think he could get something out of Jesse because he's clean and spotless, he wouldn't have even made the offers.

You only approach people for bribes who you're pretty certain will pony up.

oryx: When Jackson Jr. fails to get his name back, he can always play the race card. His daddy must have taught him that.

You know, I'm getting the impression that, whatever the guy did in this case, his worst crime is his willingness to be born to Jesse Jackson and allowing himself to be given that name.

olderbudnoweiser: olderbudnoweiser: Recommend:
Hercules Rockefeller.
Rembrandt Q. Einstein.
Handsome B. Wonderful.

Buzz Aldrin Jr.

Holden Migroin.
Ray Smuckles.
Justin Timberlake Jr.

Let me get this straight.

The guy with the muslim name and middle name of our enemy will be our president;

the guy with the exact name of a well connected and extraordinarily privileged political big shot will "fight to get his name back".

WOOOOO I like living in a country where at least some of us who work hard and live clean, even named Osama Obama Tiberious Hitler, will be more successful than thieving lecherous parasites named Jesus Superman Einstein Rockefeller.

BizarreMan: If Blagojavich didn't think he could get something out of Jesse because he's clean and spotless, he wouldn't have even made the offers.

You only approach people for bribes who you're pretty certain will pony up.

What, like Warren Buffet?

ShutterGeek: ... his worst crime is his willingness to be born to Jesse Jackson and allowing himself to be given that name.


He did not have to go into politics. He could have worked and got a real job.

gspazg: His name was ruined a long time ago, and he can thank his dad.

/Jesse Jackson has done as much for racial equality as the Grand
Wizard of the KKK

Jesse Jackson Sr had to learn to become the azz he is now... but saying he's done as much for racial equality as the grand wizard shows a supreme lack of historical perspective and a supreme helping of historical (and willful?) ignorance.

Hate the current Jesse Jackson, Sr., but don't dismiss the very real contributions of the young Jesse Jackson, Sr. Then again, people who dismiss all of Jesse Jackson, Sr., are usually the same folks who would have spat (or did spit) on integrationists. Don't be that 'usually'.

ExperianScaresCthulhu: integrationists.

You mean like forcing people to mix? Like busing suburban school kids downtown and vise versa?

DeathByGeekSquad: Honestly, Chicago needs to take hold of the moment and rid the city of the Jackson Family. If -anyone- is corrupt, it's them. They've been around too long, been involved in too many things, for them not to be corrupt.

The Daley family laughs at your naivete` and goes back to it's cronyism.

He's just like his father. He'll be an esteemed leader of the Democrat Party in 20 years.

keloyd: Let me get this straight.

The guy with the muslim name and middle name of our enemy will be our president;

the guy with the exact name of a well connected and extraordinarily privileged political big shot will "fight to get his name back".

WOOOOO I like living in a country where at least some of us who work hard and live clean, even named Osama Obama Tiberious Hitler, will be more successful than thieving lecherous parasites named Jesus Superman Einstein Rockefeller.

Talking shiat about The Captian gets you -100 nerd points

Phil Herup: ExperianScaresCthulhu: integrationists.

You mean like forcing people to mix? Like busing suburban school kids downtown and vise versa?

LOL anti-integration apologists itt

Phil Herup, I've known for awhile (from your previous posts) that you're a pretty textbook Fark Independent^TM who claims to be "libertarian" but opens his ass for the GOP at every opportunity, but even I didn't think you were THIS bad. Stooping to the level of Rockdrummer, Samsaran, and Xerxes99, eh?

/And yes, I realize that you were trying to be snarky but you end up coming off only as an intellectually dishonest partisan hack.

We wish you a merry Fitzmas Jess, Jr.... we wish you a merry Fitzmas and a happy new year!

/could not happen to a nicer guy.

p0tat0_dude: but even I didn't think you were THIS bad. Stooping to the level of Rockdrummer, Samsaran, and Xerxes99, eh?

/And yes, I realize that you were trying to be snarky but you end up coming off only as an intellectually dishonest partisan hack.


sorry...what were trying to say about integration? What was dishonest?

Methinks he doth protest too much.

FTFA: "When it's over, I want every to know that I want my name back. ... I'm fighting now for my character, and I'm also fighting for my life," he said. "This is about my children being able to Google their name in five years and there be nothing there associated with them that suggests anything wrong."

This guy's dreaming. Everybody knows that you can google anyone's name and find something derogatory about them. It's the internet, stupid.

And he sounds like a real drama queen, himself, just like his Dad.

Politicians fundraising for each other is not automatically corrupt.

What Blago did was immoral. Jesse Jackson Jr. didn't do anything other than inquire about the terms that Rod was advertising around town.

Not flattering, I guess. But a far cry from doing anything legitimately wrong.

BizarreMan: If Blagojavich didn't think he could get something out of Jesse because he's clean and spotless, he wouldn't have even made the offers.

You only approach people for bribes who you're pretty certain will pony up.

If that were true, he wouldn't have gotten all pissed off about only getting "appreciation" from Obama's team. He asked what was in it for him them and got an answer he didn't like.

Jesse Jackson?

Listening to him speak, he's obviously studied Obama's style as he sounds like a clone.

Opportunist chameleon like his father.

Otherwise Just Fine: BizarreMan: If Blagojavich didn't think he could get something out of Jesse because he's clean and spotless, he wouldn't have even made the offers.

You only approach people for bribes who you're pretty certain will pony up.

If that were true, he wouldn't have gotten all pissed off about only getting "appreciation" from Obama's team. He asked what was in it for him them and got an answer he didn't like.

No, that actually makes it MORESO likely, as you get frustrated when the EXPECTED doesn't happen.

"I think that there is a disconnect between public service and private sacrifice. ... If for one moment you think that public service is also private gain, then you are trampling on very, very unsteady ground that is likely to force you and good people with good names in a very different process," he said.

Did his father ever hold public office? In the past 20 years he's done nothing but to enrich himself.

Phil Herup: He is as dirty as the rest of them. It is obvious, and he is panicking. Get rid of the whole group.

/it's the Chicago way

Actually, getting rid of them doesn't seem to be the Chicago way at all.

I can't say much though since I live in the district that kept voting Cynthia McKinney into office again and again. Though she wasn't so much corrupt as just flat out crazy.

hyperspacemonkey: olderbudnoweiser: olderbudnoweiser: Recommend:
Hercules Rockefeller.
Rembrandt Q. Einstein.
Handsome B. Wonderful.

Buzz Aldrin Jr.

Holden Migroin.
Ray Smuckles.
Justin Timberlake Jr.

SLAB BULKHEAD

lelio: Did his father ever hold public office? In the past 20 years he's done nothing but to enrich himself.

What are you talking about? He's been Secretary of the Department of White Guilt and Accepting Unwarranted Apologies for at least the last 20 years. And he's been doing a heckuva job there too, dangnabbit!


/Apologize!

World B. Free.

No mine. Goes back to the ABA.

Jack Mehoff.

GoodasGold: World B. Free.

I've seen him at a bunch of Sixers games.

/yo World!

Jesse Jackson Jr. fighting to get his name back. America agrees to give name back, but only if he profusely apologizes for doing nothing wrong and promises to attend therapy and counseling donate large sums of money to my "non-profit" Cracker Coalition
-ftfy

White Liberal Guilt. Who needs religion? Just become a Democrat!

DeathByGeekSquad: Honestly, Chicago needs to take hold of the moment and rid the city of the Jackson Family. If -anyone- is corrupt, it's them. They've been around too long, been involved in too many things, for them not to be corrupt.

What all five of them?
But I LIKE Tito!

I remember something about "presumed innocence" in this Country.

Farkers get in a tizzy over alleged terrorists who we KNOW have close ties to real terrorists (drivers, etc.) but you're quick to excommunicate this guy just for being a Politician in Chicago.

I thought the Obama campaign taught us not to judge people based on their name?

NYZooMan: Listening to him speak, he's obviously studied Obama's style as he sounds like a clone.

LOL YEAH ALL BLACK PEOPLE SOUND THE SAME

/idiot

Remove all Republicans:
Why is she crazy? What's crazy about challenging the Bush administration to tell us what REALLY happened on 9/11? That administration hasn't been the model of open and honest government.


You don't know what happened on 9/11? I'll clear that up for you. Planes were taken over, piloted, and purposely crashed into buildings by islamic terrorists.

Hope that helps but somehow I just know it won't.

MacEnvy: NYZooMan: Listening to him speak, he's obviously studied Obama's style as he sounds like a clone.

LOL YEAH ALL BLACK PEOPLE SOUND THE SAME

/idiot

Wow, epic stupid you are.

Congratulations.

Brubold: Remove all Republicans:
Why is she crazy? What's crazy about challenging the Bush administration to tell us what REALLY happened on 9/11? That administration hasn't been the model of open and honest government.


You don't know what happened on 9/11? I'll clear that up for you. Planes were taken over, piloted, and purposely crashed into buildings by islamic terrorists.

Hope that helps but somehow I just know it won't.

I work with two, two 9/11 Truthers. Egads, but there is no convincing them otherwise.

I'm not Bush's biggest fan, but I believe that the only involvement he had which would have led to 9/11 was ignoring the Aug. 6 PDB.^