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(New York Daily News) Amusing Headline: "No taint seen on Prez-elect"   (nydailynews.com) divider line 89
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Code_Archeologist [TotalFark] 2008-12-14 01:09:17 AM  
Of course you didn't see any taint, it was hiding behind his junk.

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-12-14 01:21:35 AM  
I should hope not

 
burndtdan 2008-12-14 01:31:29 AM  
Ted Brown: Doctor, what happened to me?
Doctor: Well, you were in a grisly car wreck, Mr. Berawn. But somehow after 10 hours of surgery, you're alive.
Ted Brown: Thank you, doctor.
Doctor: Unfortunately, there is some bad news. And I want you to brace yourself Mr. Berone. In order to save your life I was forced to remove your taint.
Ted Brown: What?!
Doctor: You had suffered massive trauma to your taint. We did all we could but in the end we were forced to remove it. Your taint, that is.
Ted Brown: What the hell is a taint?
Doctor: A taint, sir is the area between your rectum and your genitals. It ain't your "uum" and it ain't your "aah". So it's a taint.
Ted Brown: Wait a minute. Are you talking about my fleshy fun bridge?
Doctor: You know, I haven't heard that term since my second year of medical school but yes. That's exactly what I'm talking about.
Ted Brown: You bastard!! You butchered me!! Where did you get your medical degree out of a box of "Hill Street Blues" cereal?
Doctor: Was there a "Hill Street Blues" cereal?
Ted Brown: I'm pretty sure it was.
Doctor: Look Mr. Burnwa...
Ted Brown: It's Brown!!
Doctor: No sir, the taint is flesh colored.
Ted Brown: No, my name is Mr. Brown!
Doctor: Mr. Brawn, I assure you the field of taint prosthetics is advancing at a rapid pace. We can build you an artificial taint out of wood and yes, it will be bionic.
Ted Brown: Oh, God!!! I got no taint!!! What good am I?!! How does that song go, [sings] "Riders of the storm, like an actor all alone, some dude without a taint".... oh, man.

 
Fodder_4_Da_Man 2008-12-14 01:37:22 AM  
Once you go nutsack to crack you never go Barack?

 
camarugala 2008-12-14 01:48:05 AM  
KEEP LOOKING!

Apologies for the caps lock. Stress relief; had to be done.

 
Code_Archeologist [TotalFark] 2008-12-14 01:57:10 AM  
camarugala: KEEP LOOKING!

Apologies for the caps lock. Stress relief; had to be done.


Dude, do have some kind of perverted fetish for Barack's taint? That is kind of gross.

 
camarugala 2008-12-14 02:17:25 AM  
No, just blurting out the first thing that comes to mind.
A movie ref. A flippant remark. I say again; had to be done.

 
mootmah [TotalFark] 2008-12-14 03:53:57 AM  
This is totally random, and I know most people are running AdBlock, but did anyone notice this?
i106.photobucket.com

/Threadjack
//My MSPaint-Fu

 
liberalish 2008-12-14 04:27:02 AM  
mootmah: This is totally random, and I know most people are running AdBlock, but did anyone notice this?


/Threadjack
//My MSPaint-Fu


They are ads for Drew's book. I see one abotu germs everywhere.

 
Rob Anybody 2008-12-14 05:15:58 AM  
Subby missed punctuation and capitalisation.

Ergo, subby is worse than Hitler.

You bastard.

 
battle_van 2008-12-14 05:29:26 AM  
Looks like Rahm and I both have the same thing on our Xmas wishlist for this year. C'mon Santa don't let me down.

 
DarthLogic 2008-12-14 05:31:11 AM  
Taint, presumably, is Palin's estranged...

=)

 
geetus 2008-12-14 05:38:05 AM  
Funny - I thought most farkers had their lips firmly attached just south of there...

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-12-14 05:39:07 AM  
Code_Archeologist: Dude, do have some kind of perverted fetish for Barack's taint?

You DON'T?!

 
ciwrl 2008-12-14 05:39:23 AM  
Code_Archeologist: camarugala: KEEP LOOKING!

Apologies for the caps lock. Stress relief; had to be done.

Dude, do have some kind of perverted fetish for Barack's taint? That is kind of gross.


You sir owe me a new screen

/orange soda and what not

 
That_Bob_Guy 2008-12-14 05:40:23 AM  
This *Blago-gate* thing is giving a lot of news casters an excuse to use the word "taint" in their broadcasts. Isn't that somewhere on George Carlin's 200 dirty word list (new window)?

Should be, if'n i'taint.

 
TheSMA 2008-12-14 05:46:02 AM  
And the secret word of the day is - taint.

AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

 
Rob Anybody 2008-12-14 05:47:24 AM  
Now that's more like it!

 
TheSMA 2008-12-14 05:47:34 AM  
Has anyone seen Michelle's chode? Her husband's taint is MIA...

 
12inpianist 2008-12-14 05:54:22 AM  
He's one big asshole with no balls. He doesn't need a taint.

 
dagooch 2008-12-14 06:08:01 AM  
the story of obama meeting with blago nov 5 was posted on drudge and is now gone from the net

 
Point02GPA [TotalFark] 2008-12-14 06:25:39 AM  
Taint nothing to worry about.

 
MentalMoment 2008-12-14 06:36:59 AM  
tain't no thang

 
Hetfield 2008-12-14 06:43:18 AM  
Where's that from, burndtdan?

 
Coco LaFemme [TotalFark] 2008-12-14 07:07:22 AM  
12inpianist: He's one big asshole with no balls. He doesn't need a taint.



Awww, look at the Fark IndependentTM.

 
Rethorn 2008-12-14 07:07:55 AM  
DarthLogic: Taint, presumably, is Palin's estranged...

=)


Oh God I hope this meme catches on.

 
markeilers 2008-12-14 07:19:19 AM  
What about the related article entitled, 'Obama action doll tickles kids pink'? Seems like someone left out an apostrophe.

 
msimon8 2008-12-14 07:19:38 AM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

Does NOT approve.

 
xuanzhiyouxuan 2008-12-14 07:37:49 AM  
Just wait till they start using those terahertz imaging machines

 
michaeld5 2008-12-14 07:54:26 AM  
www.adrants.com

 
towler 2008-12-14 08:02:05 AM  
img99.imageshack.us

 
Brown Sauce 2008-12-14 08:10:22 AM  
www.tarfumes.com

 
farkuufarkinfark 2008-12-14 08:16:05 AM  
If Barack/Rahm did not "pay to play" with Blagoyovich, then this is good.

If Barack/Rahm did not report Blagoyovich for demanding "pay for play", then this is bad.

If Barack did not talk to Blagoyovich about his replacement, then this is asinine. You represent(ed) the people of Illinois. You should be talking to the governor about your replacement.

If Barack did talk to Blagoyovich about his replacement, and he "did nothing wrong", why not come out and tell us what was said right away?

I was surprised to see the Chicago Tribune printed a story about Rahm talking to Blagoyovich, saying that they have him on the gubmint tapes. Is there any love lost between Blagoyovich/Rahm/Barack and the Tribune?

This is going to get really interesting as all this stuff comes out in the next few weeks. I look for Rahm Emmanuel to take a big fall on this one before all is said and done.

/grabs popcorn

 
Disgruntled Postal Worker 2008-12-14 08:19:50 AM  
i173.photobucket.com
^ I got your taint right here

 
farkuufarkinfark 2008-12-14 08:19:51 AM  
Ok, I can't spell Blagojevich's name correctly.

Who can?

Oh, and who was the one that reported this to the FBI?

 
GENETICBAGGAGE 2008-12-14 08:29:47 AM  
No taint !
All A$$!

Yea, I said that...

//\\

 
soy_bomb 2008-12-14 08:33:08 AM  
Does that explain the missing part of Rahm's finger?

 
Hat Madder 2008-12-14 08:34:08 AM  
Comment under the article by MajorMike says it best:

"Stain" would be preferable to "taint." And so in keeping with the spirit of being a Democrat president.

 
docweasel 2008-12-14 08:34:19 AM  
wow, a MAJOR scandal and he hasn't even taken office yet. Is it too soon for Obambi to start throwing his new staff choices under the bus (his usual M.O.)

 
So I says to Mabel 2008-12-14 08:38:40 AM  
Reminds me of a bit The Daily Show did a couple of years ago:
Level of Taint (new window)

 
CharlieBrown 2008-12-14 08:42:33 AM  
This thread does not disappoint....

 
regcrusher 2008-12-14 08:56:13 AM  
But what about the grundel?

 
Gothmolly 2008-12-14 09:11:58 AM  
Isn't his enormous, Kenyan schlong hiding it ?

 
winterwhile 2008-12-14 09:20:55 AM  
Chairman Obama is Law-er-ing up

for

CHANGE You can believe in

can we all say RAHM??????????? Throw him under the bus????????

 
jshine 2008-12-14 09:22:01 AM  
docweasel:wow, a MAJOR scandal and he hasn't even taken office yet. Is it too soon for Obambi to start throwing his new staff choices under the bus

I don't think Obama has used a bus for some time now. Didn't he have his own airliner for most of the campaign? ...and he certainly will have an even better one once he's sworn in. You just can't throw someone under an airliner -- they're flying most of the time anyway, so it doesn't do any good (the wheels are usually up, except on the runway). I suppose you could throw your staff *out* of the airplane, but this lacks the appeal of a well-worn metaphor...

 
Mouser 2008-12-14 09:36:13 AM  
docweasel: wow, a MAJOR scandal and he hasn't even taken office yet. Is it too soon for Obambi to start throwing his new staff choices under the bus (his usual M.O.)

He keeps that up and he'll be running out of friends pretty soon. No wonder he's hiring rivals.

 
Mongo cut wood 2008-12-14 09:37:26 AM  
(*#)
Some are big,
some are small,
some are hairy,
some are the meat.
Taint your heiny.
Taint your vaginy.
That's why we call it taint.
(@#)
Taint our heinies.
Taint our vaginies.
hat's why we call it taint.


/Bob and Tom - Taint
//even scandals need humor

 
skrewtinyzer [TotalFark] 2008-12-14 09:43:22 AM  
TheSMA: Has anyone seen Michelle's chode? Her husband's taint is MIA...

I saw what you did there...

 
amiable 2008-12-14 09:46:22 AM  
docweasel: wow, a MAJOR scandal and he hasn't even taken office yet. Is it too soon for Obambi to start throwing his new staff choices under the bus (his usual M.O.)

Hmm... major scandal... Let me see who is reporting this as a "major scandal for the Obama administration," surely if this scandal is as serious as you suggest this will be front page news:

Washington post front page:Link No not there.

New York times front page:Link Not there either.

Wall Street journal front page:Link Weird, its not there either.

Well lets try the television media:

CNN front page: Link Nope.

MSNBC Front page Link Huh, this is looking lik a conspiracy by the liberal news media, lets check out a fair and balanced news source:

Fox front page: Link Here we go, there is an article buried under one of the leads related to Rahm Emmanual Link why isn't this the headline?!?!? Obama's goons must have gotten to Murdoch.

Ok surely Drudge must have something on this:Link Hmm some link to a pro-rahm story... WTF?!?! Drudge? losing your edge.

Ah here we go:

Link

So we have the crack journalists at hot air not afraid to expose the awful, awful truth(funnily Red state and even Malkin do not have this in their lead anymore).

Face it dude, this story is going nowhere. Now if there were a pudgy intern and some BJ's involved, you might have something...

 
oryx 2008-12-14 10:01:46 AM  
If taint tisn't visible on the prez-elect, how could it be seen anyway?

 
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