Approves, me droogs...

I never knew that Beethoven couldn't multiply.

/RTFA

Lionel Mandrake: Approves, me droogs...

*raises glass of moloko-plus, nods in salute, you malenki bastard*

DblDad: Dude, how'd you get a blank post?

~~Ewige Blumenkraft!~~

What do you mean WERE real?

We neither affirm nor deny that we were involved as well.

H. W. Plainview: What do you mean WERE real?

The Illuminati never existed. As of now, neither do you.

Look it up in the book. It's under beef oven.

Headline confuses me. He wrote his Ninth Symphony some 3 or 4 years before he died in his mid-50s.

the troofers will have a field day with this one

Witchydiva: Headline confuses me. He wrote his Ninth Symphony some 3 or 4 years before he died in his mid-50s.

We're talking about the Illuminati. It doesn't need to make sense.

shawn82: Witchydiva: Headline confuses me. He wrote his Ninth Symphony some 3 or 4 years before he died in his mid-50s.

We're talking about the Illuminati. It doesn't need to make sense.

Crud. I forgetted.

The Bavarian Illuminati? Sure did exist. Don't now, but that's beside the point.

/2B1ASK1

"existed"...lol...

preemptive post before the nutters get in here....

read about skull and bones or the masons.
s&b use similar "rights" but largely the knights templar and the Bavarian Illuminati use the two columns, skull and cross bones and are a NON RELIGIOUS SECT ..so all that "jewish conspiracy" is a lot of rubbish.

then read about the law of fives.
the law of fives will take you to Beethoven.


another thing, as for "pirates" using the skull and bones?
pirates flew black flags, the templars who left Europe after Fra Jacques got melted flew the S&B flag to scare the living fark out of everyone while they collected what was robbed from them by the hopitallers.

/it's history
//use a library before rebutting
/// adam weishaupt and G Washington were the same guy (lol)

I prefer the healthier substitute.

The Bilderbergers: We neither affirm nor deny that we were involved as well.

GOLD

Green Arrow: Don't listen to this guy. Everything's conspiracies with him.
The Question: Not conspiracies. Conspiracy. Singular.

The Question: Reaching back to ancient Egypt, there's been a single cabal of powerful individuals directing the course of human history. But the common man prefers to believe they don't exist -- which aids their success.
Supergirl: Global warming, military upheavals in the third world, actors elected to public office....
Green Arrow: The spread of coffee bars, germs outpacing anti-biotics, and boy bands? Come on. Who would gain from all this?
The Question: Who indeed?

Supergirl: What, do you go through my trash?
The Question: Please. I go through everyone's trash.


Also, does anyone know that the tips of shoelaces are called aglets? They serve a sinister purpose.

The Illuminati
a.k.a.
THE KEEPERS OF THE STREETLIGHT

tl;dr

Just kidding, great article:

Beethoven was all about duty to the abstraction called humanity. That was what he was taught and what he lived and wrote for, through all the miseries of going deaf and a great deal of physical pain. It was people he didn't much care about.

That's me to a 'T'. I think humanity is a great thing... in principle. :-P

/can neither confirm nor deny reports of the recent transfer of US $2,000,000,000,000 to the accounts of a group which may or may not be entirely unrelated to the Bavarian Illuminati

Many Farkers don't know this, but fluoride DOESN'T make your teeth stronger. It just makes them show up on satellite.

Oh, come ON. If they dissolved in 1785, how did they pull off this last election?

Also, what about these guys, then?

blairdobson: "existed"...lol...

preemptive post before the nutters get in here....

read about skull and bones or the masons.
s&b use similar "rights" but largely the knights templar and the Bavarian Illuminati use the two columns, skull and cross bones and are a NON RELIGIOUS SECT ..so all that "jewish conspiracy" is a lot of rubbish.

then read about the law of fives.
the law of fives will take you to Beethoven.


another thing, as for "pirates" using the skull and bones?
pirates flew black flags, the templars who left Europe after Fra Jacques got melted flew the S&B flag to scare the living fark out of everyone while they collected what was robbed from them by the hopitallers.

/it's history
//use a library before rebutting
/// adam weishaupt and G Washington were the same guy (lol)

rebut what, exactly?

/calientelinked!

Proctologist Iggy Poop: Erik Satie (1866-1925), Rosicrucian. He wrote some liturgical music for the "Order of the Rosy Cross," but later abandoned the cult in favor of Dada and Surrealism.

...that's like stopping to go out with people to smoke weed in order to stay at home and do cocaine.

There is only one proper rendition of Ode to Joy. (new window)

Thakh: Also, what about these guys, then?

You'd better run, Egg!

Stuart Mackenzie: Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.
Tony Giardino: So who's in this Pentavirate?
Stuart Mackenzie: The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"
Charlie Mackenzie: Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?
Stuart Mackenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!

Hotliked extracrispy

Kif_D: There is only one proper rendition of Ode to Joy. (new window)

Truly awesome, thank you!!

Beethoven did love idealistic politics, he got miffed and scribbled out the dedication to Napoleon he wrote for his 3rd symphony when he realised what a pre-neo-con Napoleon was.

Happy Birthday Maestro, you magnificent bastard! The world is better by not anywhere near the least amount thanks to you.

blairdobson: jewish conspiracy

Hmm, Jewish conspiracy. But the founder of the Illuminati is heavily Jesuit-ispired.

Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!

blairdobson: /// adam weishaupt and G Washington were the same guy (lol)

According to wiki, here's GW's earliest portrait in 1772. Link (new window)

If accurate, I had no idea that George Washington was a fat, bow-legged general who looks a little bit like Chevy Chase. Those are some mighty fat thighs!



/hotlinked
/supposedly, i've been told that artists were paid extree to make their subjects look fatter sometimes, because fat was synonymous with wealth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LEljS3ib84

Life isn't all warm cookies, the internet, movies, and recliners.

-Stanley Kubrick's "Eye's Wide Shut" exposes an occult organization made up of powerful world leaders and aristocracy. They engage in bizarre rituals and orgies with sex slaves. He depicts them as an organization so powerful and serious that if a person were to try and expose them that person would get killed.

-Stanley Kubrick died "alone" just a few days after releasing this film exposing them. He suicided by Illuminati to prove his point. This is his greatest gift to us. He gave his life to send one last powerful message to us.

-"Eye's Wide Shut" means this evidence is in front of you yet you refuse to believe what is happening. You are asleep in the face of the evidence about a beastly people that are hunting down all the sheople. This is Stanley Kubrick's last and most shocking message to the living.

-To believe this is to change your life forever. You will see that life is a scary place filled with bad beastly people indeed, surreptitiously hunting down, using, abusing, and killing its fellow man, including the innocent. You will not be able to retreat to comic books and escape crevices anymore. You will know the truth. If you come to believe. Spread the word.

I've always believed that if there really is an elite group of powerful figures running the world that I'm okay with it.

If they are crafty enough to manipulate everything from world governments and economy to my own personal thoughts and habits then they much be amazingly smart and competent. That's exactly who should be running things.

I certainly wouldn't want to live in a world run by the sweaty, smelly, mouth breathing conspiracy nuts who discovered the truth without leaving their basement for the last eighteen years.

These guys laugh at your retarded fictional secret society.

The Bilderbergers: We neither affirm nor deny that we were involved as well.

That right there is well-timed comedic greatness.

Dull Cow Eyes: blairdobson: /// adam weishaupt and G Washington were the same guy (lol)

According to wiki, here's GW's earliest portrait in 1772. Link (new window)

If accurate, I had no idea that George Washington was a fat, bow-legged general who looks a little bit like Chevy Chase. Those are some mighty fat thighs!


Washington was pear shaped from all accounts, but tall. Washington was also brave to the point of insanity in battle and did what no general since the roman era did, win a new country and then give it up the people.

He also gave the defining blueprint on how to run the damn place when he left office (we use 2 terms because that's how many he stayed for).

He also warned against political parties and looked quite a bit like Brutal the prison guard from The Green Mile.

pbandj: -Stanley Kubrick died "alone" just a few days after releasing this film exposing them. He suicided by IlluminatiScientology to prove his point.

FTFY

Fano: Many Farkers don't know this, but fluoride DOESN'T make your teeth stronger. It just makes them show up on satellite.

There was a magic bullet. It was forged by Illuminati mystics to prevent us from learning the truth!

Proctologist Iggy Poop: Erik Satie (1866-1925), Rosicrucian. He wrote some liturgical music for the "Order of the Rosy Cross," but later abandoned the cult in favor of Dada and Surrealism.

Favorite composer and fun guy all around! ;)

Jarhead_h: Fano: Many Farkers don't know this, but fluoride DOESN'T make your teeth stronger. It just makes them show up on satellite.

There was a magic bullet. It was forged by Illuminati mystics to prevent us from learning the truth!

I like you. Did you know that Oswald had bullseyed womprats from childhood? As it turns out, he actually took the scope off the Carcano before shooting Kennedy: he was trusting to some sort of Force.

Occult Secrets of Jay Z, Kanye & Nas!
(new window)