That would be oak with me.

Ah, their bark is always worse than their bite

I seed what yew did there.

He probably wasn't very poplar in school.

Now the people are left pining for their dead trees.

Behavior like that stems from a deep-seeded need for attention.

He's the arborist's larchnemesis.

The larch.



The...larch.

Holly crap life's a beech for that poor Ash.

Normally I don't condone capital punishment, but in this case I agree with whatever is the willow the court.

I'm overwhelmed. It's Bush's fault

Only a dogwood ceder forest for the trees

Where there's a willow there's a way
The son of a birch probably doesn't feel pine
Maybe the tree needed sprucing up
Mesquite

There's no cause fir alarm.

We just maple victory from the jaws of defeat.

the_cnidarian: Behavior like that stems from a deep-seeded need for attention.

That's probably the root of the problem.

daychilde: the_cnidarian: Behavior like that stems from a deep-seeded need for attention.

That's probably the root of the problem.

it branches out from there

Leave the poor sap alone

He's probably getting sweaty palms by now

+1 subby

I bough to you

You are barking up the wrong tree, compadre.

They better get him before he leaves the country.

pchmm: Leave the poor sap alone

Yeah he probably doesn't have many buds

I hope they stick it to him

Man, that guy's got a serious pear on him; I hope that mango to jail, with his big balsa flapping while Bubba gets to pounding that ash.

/Too much?
//Not enough?

It'll probably eat away at him forest of his life

I'm sure there's someone in prison with an ironwood to offer him.

Not fir nothing, he needs a new hobby.

ertai_lapis: Man, that guy's got a serious pear on him; I hope that mango to jail, with his big balsa flapping while Bubba gets to pounding that ash.

/Too much?
//Not enough?

When it comes to puns, you're certainly not afraid to go out on a limb are you?

ertai_lapis: Man, that guy's got a serious pear on him; I hope that mango to jail, with his big balsa flapping while Bubba gets to pounding that ash.

/Too much?
//Not enough?

Little too fruity for my taste buds...but at least you stuck to the core idea without being sappy.

/time to rustle up a midnight snack...I'm thinkin' a dogwood sandwich...

Forget jail, tear that son of a birch limb from limb and throw him in a trunk.

Everybohdi just relax.

/So I says to Maple, I says...

Sycamore bigger cop on him

ertai_lapis: I hope that mango to jail

The ass pen?

He may have been a Dendraphiliac and this was a crime of passion.

//I have a genetic disorder that will kill me if I attempt a pun.

They're plum out of leads so they're a-pealing to the good apples to help prune this behavior.

statsistics: He's probably getting sweaty palms by now

And some serious redwood in the process.

stem? STEM?

Oh Farkin A that's a killer.

STEM, he said STEM, did you read that?

BWA HAHAHAHAAHAHA STEM

*catches breath then toddles off laughing to self*

stem Standard Tree Evaluation Metho ah hahahahhaha

Alas, he remains at larch.

@#$%^&(* hole did that to Treaty Oak in Austin, TX

I think I'll just sit and Ponderosa this for a while.

Cake Hunter: He's the arborist's larchnemesis.

The larch.



The...larch.

I could tell, even from quite a long way away!

It seems that these puns are very poplar on this forum... I outta leaf this alone and stem off this thread now or else I maple more!

/Came for the Monty Python... Got what I wanted!

Thats an 827: @#$%^&(* hole did that to Treaty Oak in Austin, TX

Loved that tree, at least they caught the farker.

9 years for him (new window)

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Tree prisoner? Tabernac, I taught dere were only two!

while thinking of Ruby, i came here for some Python, and am now leaving not-disappointed.

I knew I shouldn't have peed on those trees.

Whew, all the good puns have been done. You'd think people would be considerate and leave some forest of us.

preflash.gordon: Whew, all the good puns have been done. You'd think people would be considerate and leave some forest of us.

Yeah, I thought I'd be able to come up with one, but I'm stumped.

This thread is useless without pecans.