If this keeps up, we'll soon have to get a translator to understand the headlines.

This is the greatest headline ever.

EVER.

Never bring a knife to a gun fight, but a pizza is okay.

Fark is not /b/. Please post accordingly.

I raise a glass to you submitter and suggest you stop drinking before posting.

/+1

+1

But just so that everyone can mock the headline.

THEN WHO WAS PIZZA?

+1 for sheer wtf value

I see what you did there subby

/actually I didn't
//and I don't want to RTFA
///headline is lol enough for me

-1

/I'd -8 if I could.
//booooooooo!

Is it because he ran away?

/confused

I know what t-shirt I want for Christmas now! Woo hoo

wut

I daresay there is an error in this headline

Pricipal. Caught in sayof?

Robert Barone unavailable for comment.

/obscure?

My head asplode.

Best Fark headline Evar.

What do you want on your tombstone?

Is this referencing something? An injoke perhaps? Because if it isn't, this headline is lame.

drunkmitter is amusing now... but wait until later when everybody just wants to go home

Um, what? This headline can only be the result of...

*spins the Wheel of Fark*

...drunken monkeys demanding a bailout.

...I got it and I'm completely sober...

Subby speaks pizza?

YOU: gun may have for me, BUT I : HABE PIZZA FOR YOU HA



/Approve of this headline

Scarface reference or drunk subby?

Is 20 pound for the weight like 30 pounds if a guy lifts? No gym for home, work out floor with 30, but is it for 20 like 30 lb when you no lift it to be for men, for 30 lbs instead? or half is 10 for 20 pounds?

You know this thread is a winner when TMLO posts

Cat like typing detected.

Subby I wish you were a woman.

Because you are just the right amount of drunk for what I have in mind

Where'd the damn t-shirt link go, now that I really need it!

Aar1012: You know this thread is a winner when TMLO posts

Who?

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1311774

Can any totalfarker tell me what that headline was? I have it written down as the best headline trainwreck ever, but no longer have TF to see what the farking headline was!

Came in here to see if I was the only one who didn't get the headline.

I left satisfied, but still very much confused about the headline.

mikaloyd: Aar1012: You know this thread is a winner when TMLO posts

Who?

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

Was this a meme already, or is this just a drunk subby and a modmin who felt like greenlighting some WTF?

/And how long will this one last?

too much gold for one article.
Police: pizza man's cheesy weapon foils a stickup...
flung the steaming pie at the gunman

/need ccw for pizza now
//plans for world domination foiled
///screenplay ideas opening up though...

In before the Florida tag hall monitors.

The Grammer zombies and speeling nazis are obviously still apopleptic.

NickBush24: mikaloyd: Aar1012: You know this thread is a winner when TMLO posts

Who?

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

Wasnt he in a Europe homage band?

mikaloyd: In before the Florida tag hall monitors.

The Grammer zombies and speeling nazis are obviously still apopleptic.

You should have seen it before the modmins corrected it

knucklebreather: http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1311774

here you go:


Pricipal . Caught sayof school that has stoped Handstandsing " See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again"

Professor Science: Was this a meme already, or is this just a drunk subby and a modmin who felt like greenlighting some WTF?

/And how long will this one last?

There is no sech thing as a meme.

Or a modmin.

Drunks do exist though. And greenlights can exist. And WTF is the next generation of WoW by Blizzard.

So in answer to your question, maybe.

For some reason I'm reminded of the "YOU WON'T FIND ME HAHAGFDGDFMIOFDMMO" or whatever jpg

cksewell: mikaloyd: In before the Florida tag hall monitors.

The Grammer zombies and speeling nazis are obviously still apopleptic.

You should have seen it before the modmins corrected it

I shutter to thimk.