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(AP) Hero YOU: gun may have for me, BUT I : HABE PIZZA FOR YOU HA   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 164
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St_Francis_P [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 05:34:30 PM  
If this keeps up, we'll soon have to get a translator to understand the headlines.

 
Joelogon [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 05:36:49 PM  
This is the greatest headline ever.

EVER.

 
EvilElecBlanket [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 05:40:10 PM  
Never bring a knife to a gun fight, but a pizza is okay.

 
hillbillypharmacist [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 05:42:54 PM  
Fark is not /b/. Please post accordingly.

 
steevmit 2008-12-13 06:32:42 PM  
I raise a glass to you submitter and suggest you stop drinking before posting.

/+1

 
robomonkster [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 06:51:53 PM  
+1

But just so that everyone can mock the headline.

 
smooshie [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 07:16:34 PM  
THEN WHO WAS PIZZA?

 
DammitIForgotMyLogin [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 07:18:29 PM  
+1 for sheer wtf value

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 07:37:36 PM  
img216.imageshack.us

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 07:37:51 PM  
I see what you did there subby

/actually I didn't
//and I don't want to RTFA
///headline is lol enough for me

 
Lionel Mandrake [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 07:44:03 PM  
-1

/I'd -8 if I could.
//booooooooo!

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 07:48:00 PM  
Is it because he ran away?

/confused

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 07:52:54 PM  
i210.photobucket.com

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 08:04:08 PM  
I know what t-shirt I want for Christmas now! Woo hoo

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 08:14:57 PM  
i210.photobucket.com

 
RobertBruce [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 08:23:55 PM  
wut

 
Mister Awesome 2008-12-13 08:31:52 PM  
I daresay there is an error in this headline

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 08:38:26 PM  
Pricipal. Caught in sayof?

 
Heroic Poser 2008-12-13 08:52:07 PM  
i81.photobucket.com

 
Goimir [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 09:07:19 PM  
Robert Barone unavailable for comment.

/obscure?

 
Byno 2008-12-13 09:34:36 PM  
My head asplode.

Best Fark headline Evar.

 
NYZooMan 2008-12-13 09:36:06 PM  
What do you want on your tombstone?

 
Korangulation 2008-12-13 09:36:15 PM  
Is this referencing something? An injoke perhaps? Because if it isn't, this headline is lame.

 
zvoidx 2008-12-13 09:36:29 PM  
drunkmitter is amusing now... but wait until later when everybody just wants to go home

 
CornFedIowan 2008-12-13 09:36:37 PM  
Um, what? This headline can only be the result of...

*spins the Wheel of Fark*

...drunken monkeys demanding a bailout.

 
skinink 2008-12-13 09:37:40 PM  

It's not Hiro Protagonist, but it's pretty good anyways.


Picture of the suspect's mug shot:


www.lakills.net


 
PCFX [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 09:39:02 PM  
...I got it and I'm completely sober...

 
msheda 2008-12-13 09:41:07 PM  
Subby speaks pizza?

 
Byno 2008-12-13 09:41:08 PM  
www.uweb.ucsb.edu

YOU: gun may have for me, BUT I : HABE PIZZA FOR YOU HA



/Approve of this headline

 
Klippoklondike 2008-12-13 09:41:11 PM  
Scarface reference or drunk subby?

 
the_sidewinder [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 09:41:16 PM  
Is 20 pound for the weight like 30 pounds if a guy lifts? No gym for home, work out floor with 30, but is it for 20 like 30 lb when you no lift it to be for men, for 30 lbs instead? or half is 10 for 20 pounds?

 
Aar1012 [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 09:42:26 PM  
You know this thread is a winner when TMLO posts

 
Crow The Robot 2008-12-13 09:42:57 PM  
Cat like typing detected.

 
mikaloyd 2008-12-13 09:44:11 PM  
Subby I wish you were a woman.

Because you are just the right amount of drunk for what I have in mind

 
jacksonic 2008-12-13 09:45:05 PM  
Where'd the damn t-shirt link go, now that I really need it!

 
mikaloyd 2008-12-13 09:45:15 PM  
Aar1012: You know this thread is a winner when TMLO posts

Who?

 
knucklebreather 2008-12-13 09:46:43 PM  
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1311774

Can any totalfarker tell me what that headline was? I have it written down as the best headline trainwreck ever, but no longer have TF to see what the farking headline was!

 
DundieAwardWinner 2008-12-13 09:47:20 PM  
Came in here to see if I was the only one who didn't get the headline.

I left satisfied, but still very much confused about the headline.

 
NickBush24 [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 09:47:23 PM  
mikaloyd: Aar1012: You know this thread is a winner when TMLO posts

Who?


Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

 
Professor Science 2008-12-13 09:47:27 PM  
Was this a meme already, or is this just a drunk subby and a modmin who felt like greenlighting some WTF?

/And how long will this one last?

 
alaspooryorick 2008-12-13 09:48:10 PM  
too much gold for one article.
Police: pizza man's cheesy weapon foils a stickup...
flung the steaming pie at the gunman


/need ccw for pizza now
//plans for world domination foiled
///screenplay ideas opening up though...

 
mikaloyd 2008-12-13 09:49:26 PM  
In before the Florida tag hall monitors.

The Grammer zombies and speeling nazis are obviously still apopleptic.

 
mikaloyd 2008-12-13 09:51:05 PM  
NickBush24: mikaloyd: Aar1012: You know this thread is a winner when TMLO posts

Who?

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener


Wasnt he in a Europe homage band?

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 09:51:57 PM  
mikaloyd: In before the Florida tag hall monitors.

The Grammer zombies and speeling nazis are obviously still apopleptic.


You should have seen it before the modmins corrected it

 
rpa [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 09:52:33 PM  
i291.photobucket.com

 
rpa [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 09:53:55 PM  
knucklebreather: http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1311774

here you go:


Pricipal . Caught sayof school that has stoped Handstandsing " See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. St. Pete Times Looking for chads -OR- "hello, I am write single to salute and wait for answer again"

 
mikaloyd 2008-12-13 09:54:16 PM  
Professor Science: Was this a meme already, or is this just a drunk subby and a modmin who felt like greenlighting some WTF?

/And how long will this one last?


There is no sech thing as a meme.

Or a modmin.

Drunks do exist though. And greenlights can exist. And WTF is the next generation of WoW by Blizzard.

So in answer to your question, maybe.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 09:55:24 PM  
I think we've got a new meme.

 
Drubell 2008-12-13 09:55:37 PM  
For some reason I'm reminded of the "YOU WON'T FIND ME HAHAGFDGDFMIOFDMMO" or whatever jpg

 
mikaloyd 2008-12-13 09:57:14 PM  
cksewell: mikaloyd: In before the Florida tag hall monitors.

The Grammer zombies and speeling nazis are obviously still apopleptic.

You should have seen it before the modmins corrected it


I shutter to thimk.

 
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