Cock-a-diddle-doo

PAGE 3! WIN!

Man, you should have been here last week, there was a dude getting it on with a chicken!

I wish I could un-read that article.

/Brain Bleach!
//NAO!

UFIC

This is not relevant to my interests.

That is so revolting I need mindbleach just imagining the article.

clicked into here for the cat and the q-tip, leaving unsatisfied.

That's it, there it is; the stop sign at the end of the internet.

Everyone turn around and go back.

Finger goes where?!?

When I was a boy, living as a military brat in the Philippines, I had pet chickens. And our maid Mina would hold my hen (Henrietta) in her lap and claim that she was sticking her little finger up Henrietta to see if an egg was coming. I thought see was being very helpful....

A German nudist senior-citizen farmer who jills off his hens? I do believe I have seen everything.


Also, I'll bet /b/ is just going to love this.

Not what I imagined when they said finger licking good chicken!

This reminds me of a letter sent to Savage Love:

"Give Grandma lovin', Pretty Baby, give Grandma lovin'." She then turned to me and said, "Pretty Baby wants to give me lovin' and he won't quiet down until he does."

More: http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=17468

Thank god he's not a cattle farmer.

THE star of top German TV show The Farmer Wants A Wife has been accused by animal rights charity Peta of sexually abusing his chickens. Seventy-one-year-old nudist Hansi

1) German
2) Seventy-One
3) Nudist
4) Reality star
5) Finger frigs chickens

For me, 1) cancels out any feelings of 'that's bizarre'. Germans have done a lot freakier, nastier perversions than 5). Thank you, schiesse porn and gay cannibal castration enthusiasts.

UFIC?

KFC !

/kraut fingered chicken

//spending way too much time on this thread

I think I threw up a little.
And all I read was the headline.

taursir: This reminds me of a letter sent to Savage Love:

I'm farking scarred for life.

/link is hot, just like her...
//cluck cluck

Finger lickin' good!

/hot

For the first time ever, subby's headline and it's connection to the STAR has not failed.

(I'd give you a +1, subby, but my fingers are chicken-lickin' good right now)

they sufficiently made me hurl at "Seventy-one-year-old nudist"

Mouser: UFIC?

Unsolicited Finger in Cloaca.

Slut was askin' for it.

Sarah Jessica Farker: clicked into here for the cat and the q-tip, leaving unsatisfied.

ACH!! I tried that once and it was horrible; I couldn't look at her for a week. She was just a walking reminder of our common shame.

And my case for atheism grows stronger every day. An intelligent being created people this DF'd?

If I tell you I'm really getting a kick out of some of these replies, will you think badly of me?

Approves.

Came here for the South Park Reference and the Zug Provides!

His wife should stop thinking the world is hers, or she owns somebody. The world is for everyone to live in. The world is for everyone to have his/her own imagination with.

Then there was that time he wanted some head...



/hotlink
//hey kids, how's the me?

Is it just me, or does that guy look like Ronald Reagan?

And once again, real life imitates South Park.

I was reading that, and I'm thinking 'Wow, that's really perverted,' but then I saw that PETA was against it, so I guess it's all right after all.

Alleyoop(cluckin chicken)

Nice! I went to that Dairy Queen as a kid.

I knew a guy from the philipines who raised chickens for cock fighting. He would play metal real loud and stick his fingers up their butts to make them aggresive.

Claude Ballse: Is it just me, or does that guy look like Ronald Reagan?

No, Reagan looks quite a bit more dead than that right now.

DaBishop: That's it, there it is; the stop sign at the end of the internet.

Everyone turn around and go back.

lol, but it's probably a little late for that

Begoggle: I think I threw up a little.
And all I read was the headline.

t**s

/sooo, not clicking on the article

Cocker-El?

OK even for Fark this is farked up.

That's just fowl.

throw them in the washtub at kfc with the hired help and see what happens

Kind of reminds me of my small animal repro glass. It was taught by a little old Belgian man who gave us a detailed description of how to stimulate ovulation in a cat with your finger. Apparently it works great for his cats and helps them go out of heat faster.

We had a hand-raised cockatiel who would fark any hand that stood still long enough for him to jump on it and start his biting and tail-wiggling routine. Sometimes he'd go for your arm, feet or head. But put him near a female cockatiel and he'd completely stop his horny antics.

The cockatiel in question was also observed to masturbate by rubbing his cloaca (the all-purpose bird hole underneath the tail) on the kitchen floor.

Oh good god. Why???fark you, internet.

That's just sick. Talk about hard up, and no pun intended. Get a sex life, dude.