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(KHOU Houston) Sick Your dogs begin dying. Is it because A. You have 42 of them, B. Your 42 dogs are kept in a 5 x 9 foot cage, or C. The UFOs circling your house are killing them   (khou.com) divider line 63
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Setsuna 2008-12-13 07:39:33 PM  
One other reason, I'm against having pets.

 
almandot 2008-12-13 07:39:41 PM  
The answer is always C

 
tdpatriots12 2008-12-13 07:40:10 PM  
Setsuna: One other reason, I'm against having pets.

Because of some asshole with 42 of them in a closet?

/shakes head

 
TheSignPost 2008-12-13 07:40:24 PM  
Woooo, that's wacky.

 
Gramma 2008-12-13 07:41:29 PM  
UFOs are not killing the dogs and Fayette County is not north of Houston.

 
CornFedIowan 2008-12-13 07:43:08 PM  
42?

Those UFOs aren't Vogon ships, are they?

 
K3rmy 2008-12-13 07:43:16 PM  
Bah. . .

She was merely preparing a lavish korean dinner for a large number of guests.

/sheesh. over-react to everything
//it was the monthly UFO Sighters Meeting.

 
Lurk3r 2008-12-13 07:43:38 PM  
Mom?

 
NYZooMan 2008-12-13 07:44:25 PM  
Hopefully every member of PETA will butt rape the biatch.

Come on PETA, be of SOME friggin USE!

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 07:45:33 PM  
UFOs choose her skanky smelling trailer to circle? Unlikely

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 07:45:35 PM  
The dogs they showed actually look in fairly good shape, all things considered (obviously except for the dead ones). At least they weren't yet eating each other.

It says they are evaluating the dogs for medical and behavioral problems; but what are they doing with her?

 
Colonel_Colin_Campbell 2008-12-13 07:46:43 PM  
I suggest euthanasia.

No, not for the dogs, for the farked up woman.

 
Malinki 2008-12-13 07:47:08 PM  
What, no Michael Vick yet? Do I have to do EVERYthing around here?

 
Skawt 2008-12-13 07:47:26 PM  
Any of the usual nuts in here want to blame this on the cops violating someone's rights?

/If this was Houston SPCA, it'll be on Animal Cops Houston next year

 
Malinki 2008-12-13 07:48:54 PM  
Skawt: Any of the usual nuts in here want to blame this on the cops violating someone's rights?

Ooooo good call.

Give me a sec, getting popcorn, hope it's worth it.

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 07:49:27 PM  
Gyrfalcon: The dogs they showed actually look in fairly good shape, all things considered (obviously except for the dead ones). At least they weren't yet eating each other.

It says they are evaluating the dogs for medical and behavioral problems; but what are they doing with her?


Hopefully they locked her ass back in the trailer and sealed it up tight.

 
Kif_D 2008-12-13 07:53:14 PM  
How to cook FOR forty two dogs...

 
Mad Canadian 2008-12-13 07:55:01 PM  
I'd hit it.

With a tire iron...

/42 is not always the answer to everything.

 
noneoftheabove 2008-12-13 07:56:04 PM  
Just kill her already

 
AuCinaoaMie 2008-12-13 07:56:32 PM  
Slice dice put in rice

/like em tender

 
cthu1hu 2008-12-13 07:56:36 PM  
I know a guy whose mother has at least a hundred dogs. The noise that many dogs make at once is surreal. Not really sure what to do about it.

 
hershmire 2008-12-13 07:57:41 PM  
Oh, please. That's 15/14 square feet per dog.

Now what was the height of the cage?

/Just took the GRE
//Can't stop reducing fractions

 
kagemaru026 [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 07:58:19 PM  
d. you're not giving them enough steak.

or it could be all of the above.

 
NaptownBoss 2008-12-13 07:58:19 PM  
I should like to beat her with a dead and somewhat ripe possum.

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 07:58:45 PM  
cthu1hu: I know a guy whose mother has at least a hundred dogs. The noise that many dogs make at once is surreal. Not really sure what to do about it.

I say keep doing nothing...more humane that way

 
K3rmy 2008-12-13 07:59:28 PM  
cthu1hu: I know a guy whose mother has at least a hundred dogs. The noise that many dogs make at once is surreal. Not really sure what to do about it.

Bosintang, anyone? (new window)

 
starlost 2008-12-13 08:00:00 PM  
just a guess. she's a batshiate breeder of those dogs. puppy/kitty mills are evil.

 
hershmire 2008-12-13 08:00:32 PM  
cksewell: cthu1hu: I know a guy whose mother has at least a hundred dogs. The noise that many dogs make at once is surreal. Not really sure what to do about it.

I say keep doing nothing...more humane that way


You're allowed to have 100 dogs (aside from any municipality restrictions) as long as they are cared for and have enough room. It is pretty weird if you don't have a commercial reason, though.

 
TeachingRoland 2008-12-13 08:05:59 PM  
"Setsuna: One other reason, I'm against having pets."

So are you against having kids because of that crazy Austrian with kids in his dungeon?

 
Raptor Jesus 2008-12-13 08:08:32 PM  
It's the streetlights.

 
Britney Spear's Speculum 2008-12-13 08:08:40 PM  
i246.photobucket.com

 
serial_crusher [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 08:11:43 PM  
tdpatriots12: Setsuna: One other reason, I'm against having pets.

Because of some asshole with 42 of them in a closet?

/shakes head


No, because the aliens will kill them. Duh.

 
cthu1hu 2008-12-13 08:12:51 PM  
cksewell: cthu1hu: I know a guy whose mother has at least a hundred dogs. The noise that many dogs make at once is surreal. Not really sure what to do about it.

I say keep doing nothing...more humane that way


Seriously? I kinda feel the same way. They're obviously all getting fed well..

 
ultraholland 2008-12-13 08:13:50 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com

 
Seaskater 2008-12-13 08:18:33 PM  
I can haz Lawyer?

 
cthu1hu 2008-12-13 08:18:41 PM  
Uhg. I do not need to see shiat like that.

 
Bohemian 2008-12-13 08:19:44 PM  
cthu1hu: I know a guy whose mother has at least a hundred dogs. The noise that many dogs make at once is surreal. Not really sure what to do about it.

Call the nearest Animal Control or Humane Society. Please?!?
I just want to beat the living crap out of people who do this, most of them are just raving insane and need mental help though.

 
jake3988 2008-12-13 08:20:43 PM  
constitutionclub.files.wordpress.com

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 08:21:06 PM  
i517.photobucket.com

Dogs in question...toy English fox terrier.
Those ears! Awesome

 
jake3988 2008-12-13 08:22:46 PM  
Oh, man, I totally just realized right now that the pic I got he's holding a dog.

Man, that totally works out!

 
some_beer_drinker 2008-12-13 08:34:03 PM  
do these UFo's pose a danger to me? can i protect myself with some tin foil?

 
noneoftheabove 2008-12-13 08:38:55 PM  
hershmire: Oh, please. That's 15/14 square feet per dog.

Now what was the height of the cage?

/Just took the GRE
//Can't stop reducing fractions



...might want to check your work

 
Thunderbox 2008-12-13 08:49:01 PM  
And the award for the most intelligent species on Earth goes to..........

 
Alleyoop 2008-12-13 09:19:14 PM  
Well, cattle mutilations ARE up...

content.answers.com

 
alaspooryorick 2008-12-13 09:22:33 PM  
www.shorty.com

UFO's made me do it.

/just sayin'.

 
zez 2008-12-13 09:40:10 PM  
I wonder if this lady also has problems with rainbows in her sprinkler water?

 
ArgusRun 2008-12-13 09:43:11 PM  
Hoarders have serious mental health issues. They neveer want to intentionally hurt their animals and usually believe they are helping.

Of course, the illness usually doesn't involve delusions/hallucinations about aliens, but all the same, I feel for this woman. She's sick, not cruel.

/Assuming of course she wasn't selling the pups. Then she'd be an asshole puppy mill.

 
Dawnrazor 2008-12-13 10:05:10 PM  
Setsuna: One other reason, I'm against having pets.

Yeah, those damned UFOs piss me off, too.

 
geetus 2008-12-13 10:06:09 PM  
Those aren't UFO's - they're swarms of flies.

 
K3rmy 2008-12-13 10:09:17 PM  
ArgusRun: Hoarders have serious mental health issues. They neveer want to intentionally hurt their animals and usually believe they are helping.

Of course, the illness usually doesn't involve delusions/hallucinations about aliens, but all the same, I feel for this woman. She's sick, not cruel.

/Assuming of course she wasn't selling the pups. Then she'd be an asshole puppy mill.


Asshole puppy? Is that similar to a nose puppy?

/Find a need and fill it.
//Should not be obscure.

 
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