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(Pravda) Sappy I haven't the slightest idea what you are talking about, so here's a picture of the world's smallest cat in a drinking glass. Happy Caturday   (english.pravda.ru) divider line 66
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stonner [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 03:10:44 PM  
49 centimeters long? That ain't so small.

/49 centimeters is 19 inches

 
InspectorZero 2008-12-13 04:13:09 PM  
Commence further raping of the servers...

 
Jason McFarkster 2008-12-13 04:13:24 PM  
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shanrick [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 04:13:40 PM  
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That cat's huge!

 
Sarah Jessica Farker [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-12-13 05:00:00 PM  
Caturday trifecta complete?

 
acidbuzz 2008-12-13 05:00:07 PM  
dueling caturdays?

 
horonto [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 05:01:23 PM  
Do they mean millimeters?

 
John Buck 41 2008-12-13 05:01:57 PM  
No scale. For all we know that could be a 5 gallon glass.

 
coco ebert [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 05:04:02 PM  
shanrick: That cat's huge!

Way to sneak in Tiny Elvis. Awesome.

 
The Angry Hand of God 2008-12-13 05:05:34 PM  
Every other article on that website is farkworthy. Did anyone see this?
english.pravda.ru

Seriously, WTF? This is why you DO NOT have sex with animals!

 
Marla Singer's Laundry [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 05:06:35 PM  
The Angry Hand of God: Every other article on that website is farkworthy. Did anyone see this?


Seriously, WTF? This is why you DO NOT have sex with animals!


Manimal?

 
shipofthesun 2008-12-13 05:09:05 PM  
shanrick: That cat's huge!

www.themediadrome.com

Aww, It ain't all that big.

 
antidisestablishmentarianism 2008-12-13 05:09:52 PM  
The Angry Hand of God: Every other article on that website is farkworthy. Did anyone see this?


Seriously, WTF? This is why you DO NOT have sex with animals!


NO, but I did see the Male Chastity belt. I wonder if they come in extra small?

 
katrina_666 2008-12-13 05:13:03 PM  
stonner: 49 centimeters long? That ain't so small.

/49 centimeters is 19 inches

Keep in mind that the length includes the tail. At first I thought that was kind of long also, until I accounted for the tail length. That's a pretty small cat.

 
SemiotomaticWeapon 2008-12-13 05:15:58 PM  
GENTLEMEN.

Get in here.

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 05:18:03 PM  
That tears it.

This is now a HAZMATurday thread.

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Miss Smartass 2008-12-13 05:21:02 PM  
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 05:21:21 PM  
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 05:22:44 PM  
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f00tballer 2008-12-13 05:32:11 PM  
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f00tballer 2008-12-13 05:33:15 PM  
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JSieverts [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 05:34:25 PM  
2 dogs, 1 cup?

 
f00tballer 2008-12-13 05:34:27 PM  
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antidisestablishmentarianism 2008-12-13 05:40:56 PM  
JSieverts: 2 dogs, 1 cup?

2 girls, 1 cup.

 
JackieRabbit 2008-12-13 05:43:24 PM  
Mr. Peebles has been around for a long time now. I first heard about him about seven years ago.

 
Slag Heap 2008-12-13 05:49:12 PM  
I hate to rain on the caturday parade... But Mr. Peebles was eaten by the world's biggest cat a couple years ago.

Link (new window)

 
cuzsis 2008-12-13 05:51:37 PM  
Is caturday? Haz some blanks! (Rudder and Jato respectively)

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Vampyroteuthis Infernalis 2008-12-13 05:55:14 PM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener:

Dude! Isn't that Jeffrey Dahmer's fridge?

 
Jynnjynn 2008-12-13 06:11:44 PM  
somguild.net

 
abmoraz 2008-12-13 06:20:01 PM  
Is this the return of bonzaikitten.com?

 
Bad Housekeeping 2008-12-13 06:26:40 PM  
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phenn 2008-12-13 06:27:12 PM  
shanrick: That cat's huge!

That may have been the funniest shiat SNL ever did and I have no idea what made it so hilarious.

 
Bad Housekeeping 2008-12-13 06:32:23 PM  
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scalpod 2008-12-13 06:34:57 PM  
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Bad Housekeeping 2008-12-13 06:36:30 PM  
Okay, my own kittehs: Mio and Mayu, and yes, I name all my pets after video game characters.
images.icanhascheezburger.com

 
IonBeam2 2008-12-13 06:38:14 PM  
Did anyone else see the link?
Black House of the United Socialist States of America
12/10/2008 [article] / World / Americas


The day when Barack Obama won the election has been ironically dubbed as 'Black Tuesday.' It brings up the idea that the White House in Washington might be renamed soon too. As a matter of fact, red is the best color that fits America today. If things continue to develop like that, the country's new name will the USSA - the United Socialist States of America. Americans have reached the highest point of hypocrisy in their self-complacency and confidence. It may at times be very close to absurdity. Just imagine that Governor Schwarzenegger bans words 'Mom' and 'Dad' from California schools just because of the fact that the words supposedly discriminates gay families.

 
Bad Housekeeping 2008-12-13 06:49:30 PM  
IonBeam2: Did anyone else see the link?
Black House of the United Socialist States of America
12/10/2008 [article] / World / Americas


The day when Barack Obama won the election has been ironically dubbed as 'Black Tuesday.' It brings up the idea that the White House in Washington might be renamed soon too. As a matter of fact, red is the best color that fits America today. If things continue to develop like that, the country's new name will the USSA - the United Socialist States of America. Americans have reached the highest point of hypocrisy in their self-complacency and confidence. It may at times be very close to absurdity. Just imagine that Governor Schwarzenegger bans words 'Mom' and 'Dad' from California schools just because of the fact that the words supposedly discriminates gay families.


icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com

No, I didn't see any link. Sounds like a bunch of paranoid right-wing horse-shiat to me. Where did you find it?

 
Random Anonymous Blackmail 2008-12-13 06:55:31 PM  
Kitty!?

Kitty-some NSFW language (new window)

 
dennysgod 2008-12-13 06:58:12 PM  
english.pravda.ru

He can't talk right now...he's a little horse.

 
Bad Housekeeping 2008-12-13 07:13:29 PM  
images.icanhascheezburger.com

 
knifeyspoony 2008-12-13 07:16:47 PM  
CATGLASSED!

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 07:26:34 PM  
Howcome we didn't get the better link to "Sex injuries are not funny at all?" I would have liked that one better. My cat could not fit in a 50-gallon aquarium.

 
Juniper Jupiter [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-12-13 07:30:34 PM  
stonner: 49 centimeters long? That ain't so small.

/49 centimeters is 19 inches


Yeah, but if guys started using centimeters instead of inches, they could easily fool us dames.

/But not me. I knows my metric system.
//Oh, and if they pull a Penn and Teller and start from your butthole forward, that adds on the inches, or centimeters.
///Penis.

 
jlmurchi 2008-12-13 07:30:42 PM  
just an FYI -- Animal Planet is showing "Cats 101" right now. The Cat House is amazing!! I'd do something cool like that if I had kittehs and wasn't allergic to them.

 
TheSignPost 2008-12-13 07:39:27 PM  
Folks, the cat-speak is funny in a caption, it's not funny if you talk that way yourself. It makes you sound like a retard.

And by all means shoot me a catty comeback, but I can guarantee you two things... I won't stick around to read it, and if it's in cat-speak you'll still be sounding like a retard.

 
MeltyKiss [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 07:39:56 PM  
My cat ( black )+
My sister's cat ( white )+
My bed =

Armageddon
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Bad Housekeeping 2008-12-13 07:53:36 PM  
images.icanhascheezburger.com

 
dennysgod 2008-12-13 08:11:09 PM  
Gyrfalcon: Howcome we didn't get the better link to "Sex injuries are not funny at all?" I would have liked that one better. My cat could not fit in a 50-gallon aquarium.

It was submitted back in Feb, and was denied.

 
cuzsis 2008-12-13 08:23:18 PM  
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ultraholland 2008-12-13 08:25:25 PM  

 
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