49 centimeters long? That ain't so small.

/49 centimeters is 19 inches

Commence further raping of the servers...

That cat's huge!

Caturday trifecta complete?

dueling caturdays?

Do they mean millimeters?

No scale. For all we know that could be a 5 gallon glass.

shanrick: That cat's huge!

Way to sneak in Tiny Elvis. Awesome.

Every other article on that website is farkworthy. Did anyone see this?


Seriously, WTF? This is why you DO NOT have sex with animals!

The Angry Hand of God: Every other article on that website is farkworthy. Did anyone see this?


Seriously, WTF? This is why you DO NOT have sex with animals!

Manimal?

shanrick: That cat's huge!



Aww, It ain't all that big.

The Angry Hand of God: Every other article on that website is farkworthy. Did anyone see this?


Seriously, WTF? This is why you DO NOT have sex with animals!

NO, but I did see the Male Chastity belt. I wonder if they come in extra small?

stonner: 49 centimeters long? That ain't so small.

/49 centimeters is 19 inches
Keep in mind that the length includes the tail. At first I thought that was kind of long also, until I accounted for the tail length. That's a pretty small cat.

GENTLEMEN.

Get in here.

That tears it.

This is now a HAZMATurday thread.

JSieverts: 2 dogs, 1 cup?

2 girls, 1 cup.

Mr. Peebles has been around for a long time now. I first heard about him about seven years ago.

I hate to rain on the caturday parade... But Mr. Peebles was eaten by the world's biggest cat a couple years ago.

Link (new window)

Is caturday? Haz some blanks! (Rudder and Jato respectively)

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener:

Dude! Isn't that Jeffrey Dahmer's fridge?

Is this the return of bonzaikitten.com?

shanrick: That cat's huge!

That may have been the funniest shiat SNL ever did and I have no idea what made it so hilarious.

Okay, my own kittehs: Mio and Mayu, and yes, I name all my pets after video game characters.

Did anyone else see the link?
Black House of the United Socialist States of America
12/10/2008 [article] / World / Americas


The day when Barack Obama won the election has been ironically dubbed as 'Black Tuesday.' It brings up the idea that the White House in Washington might be renamed soon too. As a matter of fact, red is the best color that fits America today. If things continue to develop like that, the country's new name will the USSA - the United Socialist States of America. Americans have reached the highest point of hypocrisy in their self-complacency and confidence. It may at times be very close to absurdity. Just imagine that Governor Schwarzenegger bans words 'Mom' and 'Dad' from California schools just because of the fact that the words supposedly discriminates gay families.

IonBeam2: Did anyone else see the link?
Black House of the United Socialist States of America
12/10/2008 [article] / World / Americas


The day when Barack Obama won the election has been ironically dubbed as 'Black Tuesday.' It brings up the idea that the White House in Washington might be renamed soon too. As a matter of fact, red is the best color that fits America today. If things continue to develop like that, the country's new name will the USSA - the United Socialist States of America. Americans have reached the highest point of hypocrisy in their self-complacency and confidence. It may at times be very close to absurdity. Just imagine that Governor Schwarzenegger bans words 'Mom' and 'Dad' from California schools just because of the fact that the words supposedly discriminates gay families.



No, I didn't see any link. Sounds like a bunch of paranoid right-wing horse-shiat to me. Where did you find it?

Kitty!?

Kitty-some NSFW language (new window)

He can't talk right now...he's a little horse.

CATGLASSED!

Howcome we didn't get the better link to "Sex injuries are not funny at all?" I would have liked that one better. My cat could not fit in a 50-gallon aquarium.

stonner: 49 centimeters long? That ain't so small.

/49 centimeters is 19 inches

Yeah, but if guys started using centimeters instead of inches, they could easily fool us dames.

/But not me. I knows my metric system.
//Oh, and if they pull a Penn and Teller and start from your butthole forward, that adds on the inches, or centimeters.
///Penis.

just an FYI -- Animal Planet is showing "Cats 101" right now. The Cat House is amazing!! I'd do something cool like that if I had kittehs and wasn't allergic to them.

Folks, the cat-speak is funny in a caption, it's not funny if you talk that way yourself. It makes you sound like a retard.

And by all means shoot me a catty comeback, but I can guarantee you two things... I won't stick around to read it, and if it's in cat-speak you'll still be sounding like a retard.

My cat ( black )+
My sister's cat ( white )+
My bed =

Armageddon

Gyrfalcon: Howcome we didn't get the better link to "Sex injuries are not funny at all?" I would have liked that one better. My cat could not fit in a 50-gallon aquarium.

It was submitted back in Feb, and was denied.

I luz caturday (PSNFW)