Yeah, the Central Valley is gearing up for temperatures in the 20s Tuesday night (OH NOZE!!)

The orange farmers are already getting their gear ready. (fans, smudge pots, etc)

If we have an extended or really deep freeze it'll ruin this year's orange crop. No table oranges. The damaaged but sellable stuff will go into FCOJ.

And we might get snow on the Valley floor. Last time that happened was 1998!

Just to save a little time here:

People in cold weather states are tough as nails.
People in warm weather states are pathetic wimps.
People in cold weather states are pale!
People in warm weather states are tan and awesome!

/End thread

PacersJAM3s

You forgot a stale Anchorman quote as well.

Forget the northeast, midwest is where the fun stuff happens.

PacersJAM3s: Just to save a little time here:

People in cold weather states are tough as nails.
People in warm weather states are pathetic wimps.
People in cold weather states are pale!
People in warm weather states are tan and awesome!

/End thread

If agriculture is a prevailing source of income, quite a few people tend to move their lips while trying to sign their name.

//There, ended...

PacersJAM3s: Just to save a little time here:

People in cold weather states are tough as nails.
People in warm weather states are pathetic wimps.
People in cold weather states are pale!
People in warm weather states are tan and awesome!

/End thread

PacerJAM3s, if you could do this in all the political and music threads too, you'd be my new FARK hero.

San Diegans will come up with any excuse for their piss-poor driving skill when it rains.

/lived there twice

obeymatt: PacersJAM3s

You forgot a stale Anchorman quote as well.

Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

// just doing mah part...

// ooooh the OTHER quote....

fb-'s grown sperm: /lived there twice

Apparently you don't learn from your mistakes.

I'm in Los Angeles and I'm farking freezing here.

It's 59 outside.

Danielsan: Forget the northeast, midwest is where the fun stuff happens.

Aah Yeah! Maybe if my weather headline gets greenlit we can showem... Yep we'll showem all!!! But if it doesnt get green heres a link

http://www.kxma.com/getArticle.asp?ArticleId=308537

BTW it's -15 degrees with the windhill right now. And supposed to get to -20 to -40 tonight!!!

does that mean I won't be able to ride my bike home in a t-shirt at 2 tonight?

Uh, folks - the reason us SoCalifornicators are so nervous about the moderate rains coming is that our hillsides all just got through burning, and when they get rained on, they are going to seek horizontitude in a rapid and messy fashion.

outlawmoogle: I'm in Los Angeles and I'm farking freezing here.

It's 59 outside.

Pussy.

It's in the 20s here, most of us don't have power, and I'm sittin' here with my sleeves rolled up.

I'm Mister White Christmas
I'm Mister Snow
I'm Mister Icicle
I'm Mister Ten Below
Friends call me Snow Miser
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
I'm too much!

/in the 40's today and it feels good.

jso2897: Uh, folks - the reason us SoCalifornicators are so nervous about the moderate rains coming is that our hillsides all just got through burning, and when they get rained on, they are going to seek horizontitude in a rapid and messy fashion.

That's why you should do what we do in New York and pave over everything. Asphalt and concrete don't turn into mud.

California sucks.

Meet Us at the Stick: If we have an extended or really deep freeze it'll ruin this year's orange crop. No table oranges. The damaaged but sellable stuff will go into FCOJ.

I'm going to wait for Clarence Beeks' report, but thanks for the update.

I can haul 500 lbs naked in 10 degree weather while getting sucked off by a snow man.

/so there

if you nancys don't like it in the northeast, get some sense and move.

Nobody is freaking out in San Diego. We're just getting our bumbershoots ready for this year's rainy day.

/My green lawn - stay off it... the sprinklers are still scheduled to come on

If this happened here in the SE, three things that can be guaranteed to happen at your local Walmart:

1) There will be a huge run on bread
2) There will be a huge run on milk
3) There will be a huge run on space heaters

And then the local news will reports about all of the apartment fires caused by cheap, Chinese space space heaters.

outlawmoogle: I'm in Los Angeles and I'm farking freezing here.

It's 59 outside.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAHh*G ASP*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thanks I needed that today.

Landslides are just natures way.

So says the California Government and that tight assed insurance company.

/Ancient landslide area. Good excuse to not pay out.
//And minus 20 Celsius coming. Awesome.
///Hate sweating.

RealAmericanHero: I can haul weigh 500 lbs naked in 10 degree weather while and pay to getting sucked off by a fat old guy called "snow man."

/so there
FTFY

Hell even the southeast laughs at that. It's just not the holiday season if it isn't 40 degrees and raining.

R33tJaymzEn$0r: Chinese space space heaters.

space heaters from space?

I live in San Diego and I am in a t shirt, shorts and flip flops my GF is visiting her family in Rhode Island and is bundled up like the little brother in the Christmas Story. Even if it rains it still kicks the ass of living anywhere else. As long as you don't have to drive anywhere. people here can not drive in the rain.

R33tJaymzEn$0r: If this happened here in the SE, three things that can be guaranteed to happen at your local Walmart:

1) There will be a huge run on bread
2) There will be a huge run on milk
3) There will be a huge run on space heaters

And then the local news will reports about all of the apartment fires caused by cheap, Chinese space space heaters.

Dont forget how they buy cases upon cases of bottled water when they see a flurry of snow that doesnt even collect on the gutters. OH NOES! I SEE WHITE STUFFS IN MAH AIR! BUY WATER!

I was in the Phoenix area over Thanksgiving. One day I was walking around through an outdoor mall and kept getting the feel that I was being blasted by a heater..

Sure enough in 65 degree weather their was Heater's outside blasting and people sitting under them at their tables.

Really? Heaters in 65 degrees?

/Pansy's
//New Yorker

sweater_pups: RealAmericanHero: I can haul weigh 500 lbs naked in 10 degree weather while and pay to getting sucked off by a fat old guy called "snow man."

/so there
FTFY

Looks like someone is upset that they're from San Diego.

People in San Diego do drive really badly in the rain. It's mind boggling for me, because I'm from the southeast, and it rains like clockwork over there. I'll never get the "Rain!! OMG!! Oh noes!!" mind frame over here about rain.

/Staying in this weekend. Going to nap now, actually.

RealAmericanHero
sweater_pups: RealAmericanHero: I can haul weigh 500 lbs naked in 10 degree weather while and pay to getting sucked off by a fat old guy called "snow man."

/so there
FTFY

Looks like someone is upset that they're from San Diego.



No that's just how we picture every body that lives east of Interstate 15

R33tJaymzEn$0r: And then the local news will reports about all of the apartment fires caused by cheap, Chinese space space heaters.

All you have to do is keep them away from things that will catch fire and turn them off when you aren't in the room.

I also know this advice is to difficult for some morans.

Danielsan: Forget the northeast, midwest is where the fun stuff happens.

How bout you come on over to NH, and enjoy with us the massive power outages and below freezing temperatures?

/Just found out I won't have power till Wednesday....
//I have electric heat...

My brother-in-law, who, like my wife, is from Indiana, currently lives in Albuquereque (Or however the fark that's spelled.) and teaches at UNM. A couple years back, there was two inches of snow in...that place. UNM cancelled classes. Not even 4 hours later, all the snow had melted off.

/semi-relevant
//likes telling semi-elevant, somewhat meandering stories
///with LOTS of commas.

12349876: All you have to do is keep them away from things that will catch fire and turn them off when you aren't in the room.

You also should avoid plugging 5 of them on the same circuit. Especially if the wiring in your home is old.

Meet Us at the Stick: Yeah, the Central Valley is gearing up for temperatures in the 20s Tuesday night (OH NOZE!!)

The orange farmers are already getting their gear ready. (fans, smudge pots, etc)

If we have an extended or really deep freeze it'll ruin this year's orange crop. No table oranges. The damaaged but sellable stuff will go into FCOJ.

And we might get snow on the Valley floor. Last time that happened was 1998!

Flab: Meet Us at the Stick: If we have an extended or really deep freeze it'll ruin this year's orange crop. No table oranges. The damaaged but sellable stuff will go into FCOJ.

I'm going to wait for Clarence Beeks' report, but thanks for the update.

Dammit, beaten.

/watching it now, so getting a kick etc.

Eastern Massachusetts for the next 48 hours.

/Hotlinked from the gov't, see you in gitmo!

Gah, Fark threw away the image, yet showed it in the preview. A bug which makes us both look dumb.

Summary of image: It's going to be 13F tonight and 60F on Monday. We just got two inches of rain in MA, we were lucky. NH, VT and ME got a nice thick layer of ice. 1.25 Million without power, and it's going to be days before it's all fixed.

Let's go live to Ollie Williams with the BlaccuWeather report.

Ollie?

fb-'s grown sperm: San Diegans will come up with any excuse for their piss-poor driving skill when it rains.

/lived there twice

Bonus: a large fraction of those piss poor drivers are actually from places where it *does* rain.

Isn't it weird how when the weather is abnormal for a region, people find it curious? Like when it rains or gets chilly in San Diego? Or when it gets really hot in NYC? Yeah. Wow! People live in different parts of the world and are used to different kinds of weather! I never realized that before!

Heading out to a board meeting at Swami's right now!

From NOAA:

A NORTH PACIFIC STORM IS EXPECTED TO PRODUCE HIGH SURF LATE THIS
AFTERNOON THROUGH SUNDAY AFTERNOON. THE 7 TO 10 SECOND WEST SWELL
WITH BREAKER HEIGHTS FROM 7 TO 10 FEET SHOULD BEGIN ARRIVING LATE
THIS AFTERNOON WITH THE LARGEST BREAKERS OCCURRING AROUND
MIDNIGHT. THE SWELL HEIGHT WILL DECREASE LATE SUNDAY MORNING...
BUT A LONGER PERIOD WILL KEEP THE WAVES BREAKING AROUND 5 TO
7 FEET.

/cowabunga dude
//tasty waves
///totally tubular

BigChad: Heading out to a board meeting at Swami's right now!



That reminds me...I gotta go do some X-mas shopping in Encinitas.

ollin: Let's go live to Ollie Williams with the BlaccuWeather report.

Ollie?

ITS GON' RANE.

Bonzo_1116: BigChad: Heading out to a board meeting at Swami's right now!



That reminds me...I gotta go do some X-mas shopping in Encinitas.

God I miss Swami's surf. and Pillbox (Fletcher Cove)

/Haven't surfed in 8 years
//Damned joint replacement.

Danielsan: Forget the northeast, midwest is where the fun stuff happens.

Much warmer?