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(Bitten and Bound) Obvious Carla Bruni never seemed to mind seeing her nude images splashed all over the universe. Now that she's first lady of France, she's apparently had a change of heart   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 116
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Haldin 2008-12-13 01:48:03 PM  
Let me be the first to say... This thread is worthless without pics.

 
baercat 2008-12-13 01:48:09 PM  
varicose vein pics or it didn't happen.

 
Thelyphthoric 2008-12-13 01:48:18 PM  
You 'posed to axe permisshun

 
svegle 2008-12-13 01:48:30 PM  
They have a link to pics in the article.

 
MadCat221 2008-12-13 01:48:41 PM  
Haldin: Let me be the first to say... This thread is worthless without pics.

Seconded.

 
aar0on 2008-12-13 01:51:04 PM  
...waiting...

 
watox 2008-12-13 01:51:49 PM  
You 'posed to axe permisshun


Seconded


KDvC


/ mobile farking

 
schattenteufel [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 01:53:25 PM  
If anyone posts pics of that nasty troll Palin (for comparison or whatever), I'll track you down & beat you senseless.

 
boychico 2008-12-13 01:53:40 PM  
For the lazy farkers who didn't bother checking the foobies page yesterday.

Here.

 
boychico 2008-12-13 01:55:04 PM  
Hopefully obvious that was NSFW

 
PizzaJedi81 2008-12-13 01:55:49 PM  
schattenteufel: If anyone posts pics of that nasty troll Palin (for comparison or whatever), I'll track you down & beat you senseless.

I would say that if they post those, they're already senseless.

 
Fear_and_Loathing [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 01:58:18 PM  
"The cat is out of the hag", so to speak.

/actually, I think she is lovely.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 01:59:20 PM  
Link (possibly NSFW)

Link (Ditto)

Link (The image she's complaining about, very NSFW)

 
NicoFinn [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 01:59:24 PM  
boychico: For the lazy farkers who didn't bother checking the foobies page yesterday.

Here.


That's a farking scary picture.

 
willydwonka 2008-12-13 02:01:49 PM  
Meh.

 
schattenteufel [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 02:02:13 PM  
She is quite attractive. Viva la France.

 
wmoonfox 2008-12-13 02:02:19 PM  
Because random people circulating licensed photos of you at no profit to themselves is exactly the same as some clothing designer ripping off your image with great potential for personal gain and no intention for reimbursement of the model in question, her current status as a public figure notwithstanding.

 
AuralArgument 2008-12-13 02:03:02 PM  
Did she sign a model release form?

If so fark her... she did her job and consented to give the rights of the picture away, the rights holder then sold the rights to a new person who is doing this, nothing wrong has been done.

And yes Nico it is scary.

 
From_The_Year_2000 2008-12-13 02:03:38 PM  
wmoonfox: Because random people circulating licensed photos of you at no profit to themselves is exactly the same as some clothing designer ripping off your image with great potential for personal gain and no intention for reimbursement of the model in question, her current status as a public figure notwithstanding.

Oh you and your sense

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 02:03:48 PM  
wmoonfox: Because random people circulating licensed photos of you at no profit to themselves is exactly the same as some clothing designer ripping off your image with great potential for personal gain and no intention for reimbursement of the model in question, her current status as a public figure notwithstanding.

Maybe she just doesn't want to look like a whore, if she gets a visit from Hillary Clinton in the next 4 years. OR EVEN the Queen of England for that matter.

 
Single White Male 2008-12-13 02:04:12 PM  
I'd impregnate that.

 
willydwonka 2008-12-13 02:04:52 PM  
To clarify my previous statement, if I wanted to look at someone whose hair is slicked back like a man's with no tits covering up their genitals...well, I have a full-length mirror. She has nothing on Gisele.

 
willydwonka 2008-12-13 02:07:04 PM  
That Gisele pic is very very NSFW, btw.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 02:07:34 PM  
This thread could also use some Alizee Jacotey:

www.pyramidentertainment.com

www.xrv.org.uk

i22.photobucket.com

/because she's one of the few things I like about France.

 
The Duke of Carrot Flowers 2008-12-13 02:08:09 PM  
willydwonka: To clarify my previous statement, if I wanted to look at someone whose hair is slicked back like a man's with no tits covering up their genitals...well, I have a full-length mirror. She has nothing on Gisele.

home.comcast.net

 
Ouze 2008-12-13 02:08:40 PM  
I'm fairly sure it has less to do with her being nude and more to do with some profiting off of her likeness. I know she doesn't have a case in the US, but not sure how it would work in France.

 
DIAF 2008-12-13 02:09:02 PM  
hmmm... where to do my christmas shopping.

 
PizzaJedi81 2008-12-13 02:10:37 PM  
AuralArgument: Did she sign a model release form?

If so fark her... she did her job and consented to give the rights of the picture away, the rights holder then sold the rights to a new person who is doing this, nothing wrong has been done. repeatedly, and from many different angles.

And yes Nico it is scary.

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 02:10:56 PM  
"BLESTS! BLESTS! MERONS! TAKE OFF SHIRT!"

/Oh.
//Aaaaaaah.

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 02:11:46 PM  
Thelyphthoric: You 'posed to axe permisshun

win!

 
turtle-tracks 2008-12-13 02:14:13 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
[pics of Alizee Jacotey]

Jeebus. She looks like she's 12 O.o

TeddyRooseveltsMustache
[pics of NSFW first lady]

IMHO thats a very beautiful woman.
/just sayin

 
Stay Cool Babylon 2008-12-13 02:15:53 PM  
What's truly sad is that this wouldn't even have the opportunity to be an issue in America. The first lady would be 'morally' unfit, and unable to assist in the 'restoration of honor and dignity to the Oval Office.' You know, like those people who ran on that platform did.

A potential first lady could be a criminal, a dope addict, etc. But we'll definitely get in a wad over some breasts.

God bless our skewed priorities. Yay America!!!

 
libbynomore2 2008-12-13 02:17:23 PM  
dyn.ifilm.com

 
Father_Jack 2008-12-13 02:18:40 PM  
yup, would hit it.

to the french haters: you guys suck. france is a fantastic country; great food, great cities, decent folks, awesome quality of life. french chix are great too. german women have better asses though, and no country in the world has a higher % of hittablenesses than the cz and slovak republics.

that is all.

oh wait and dutch people are funny lookin'.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 02:20:09 PM  
turtle-tracks: TeddyRooseveltsMustache
[pics of Alizee Jacotey]

Jeebus. She looks like she's 12 O.o

TeddyRooseveltsMustache
[pics of NSFW first lady]

IMHO thats a very beautiful woman.
/just sayin


I think Alizee is like...25? *Checks*

No, she's 24. But it's all good.

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 02:20:16 PM  
[pic posted by libby]


/and all the male farkers salute.

 
Father_Jack 2008-12-13 02:21:47 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: turtle-tracks: TeddyRooseveltsMustache
[pics of Alizee Jacotey]

Jeebus. She looks like she's 12 O.o

TeddyRooseveltsMustache
[pics of NSFW first lady]

IMHO thats a very beautiful woman.
/just sayin

I think Alizee is like...25? *Checks*

No, she's 24. But it's all good.


more hotness here
http://vngallery.blogspot.com/2006/08/alize-jacotey.html

 
cranberryzero [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 02:22:01 PM  
something like this?

www.iheartchaos.com

hummina hummina.

 
Scorched Colon 2008-12-13 02:23:01 PM  
Beautiful woman but man what a horrible pose in that picture she is complaining about. It looks like she has spinal problems and her breasts are hanging from her armpits.

 
sheilanagig 2008-12-13 02:23:38 PM  
I don't understand what the problem is with her nude pics. Does she have a witches mark that she's trying to hide or something? Are the French known for being prudes? I wasn't aware that they even cared.

 
The Rest Are Bait [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 02:23:51 PM  
I'd surrender to her......NSFW (New Window)

 
ItchyMcDoogle 2008-12-13 02:24:07 PM  
Le-fap Le-fap Le-fap

 
turtle-tracks 2008-12-13 02:24:27 PM  
libbynomore2
hee hee ;)

 
willydwonka 2008-12-13 02:26:18 PM  
The Duke of Carrot Flowers: willydwonka: To clarify my previous statement, if I wanted to look at someone whose hair is slicked back like a man's with no tits covering up their genitals...well, I have a full-length mirror. She has nothing on Gisele.

You're so witty that you used a picture someone else used a million times already! Aren't you clever!!!!

/she still has no titties
//hair slicked back still makes her look like a man
///I'm still not interested in farking someone who doesn't look like much more of a woman than I do...and I have a penis.

 
turtle-tracks 2008-12-13 02:27:24 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
I think Alizee is like...25? *Checks*

No, she's 24. But it's all good.


WOW. There is NO WAY I would have thought that. She looks like a little kid. Seriously. There is just something disturbing about that chick.

 
farkeruk 2008-12-13 02:29:11 PM  
Came for the "but not as hot as Melissa Theuriau" (complete with pics). Left disappointed.

 
moothemagiccow 2008-12-13 02:29:23 PM  
They're not hers

 
Elvis_Pelt 2008-12-13 02:30:38 PM  
elvis-pelt.com

 
okami36 2008-12-13 02:32:04 PM  
YARR!!! Do not want.

/would bang Alizee like a screen door in a hurricane, though

 
Radworld4 2008-12-13 02:32:24 PM  
I see London...
I see France...
Your first lady
makes me drop my pants.

 
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