Um, he doesn't really understand cats, does he?

So who was the cat trying to hit?

Also:


And, of course:

I know what you're thinking.

"Did Mr. Fluffy fire six shots or only five?"

Well, to tell you the truth... in all this excitement, he kind of lost track himself.

But being as this is a .45-caliber pistol, Mr. Fluffy's most favorite handgun in the world, and would blow your head CLEAN off, you've got to ask yourself one question:

"Do I feel lucky?"

WELL, DO YA... PUNK?!

"Tale away my cat nip will you"

oops, make that "take"

I always thought cats were more subtle and would try to make it look like an accident. Like they'll lay on the stairs when it's dark and stand up just at the right moment to trip you.

Like cats have enough interest to operate a gun. Dogs, on the other hand, will fark you up without a second thought.

Was the cat wearing sweatpants?

I wouldn't put it past my cat, you wouldn't like her when she's angry.

Bad Kitty!

dahmers love zombie: Um, he doesn't really understand cats, does he?

This.

Never trust a cat.

/has 3 cats

what day is it today ?

What was the cat's name?

I'll shoot myself in the head, you can tell me that cat's name! Go ahead!

/hotlinked from teh Caturday thread

Dude, cats are casually malicious. It was no accident. you're lucky to be alive. Maybe you'll make with the Tender Vittles a little quicker next time.

vaconex: What was the cat's name?

I'll shoot myself in the head, you can tell me that cat's name! Go ahead!

Damn you!

WHAT COLOR WAS IT biatch?!

Mistake my big white ass.

Yes...YES...it was an accident...

(keep thinking that, you fool!)


(now, to lure him over to the stairwell....)

Herman Borrach: Dude, cats are casually malicious. It was no accident. you're lucky to be alive. Maybe you'll make with the Tender Vittles imported tuna a little quicker next time.

ftfy

...the only thing that stops Fuzzball is her lack of opposable thumbs.

Thanks for the Boondock Saints references.

/I can't believe that just farking happened!

But he later denied the cat was responsible. Instead, he said, that he put his hand down on the seat for balance while he was standing up, landing on the gun.

"Yes, yes, just a mistake you see. Totally my fault." he said, sweating profusely while casting nervous glances at the cat.

Came in for the sniper kitty pics...

leaves satisfied =-)

vaconex: What was the cat's name?

I'll shoot myself in the head, you can tell me that cat's name! Go ahead!

Damn you. Damn you to hell. I'll be damned if I can remember that f*cking cat's name. Your little what.......

Well, I was wondering what movie to pop in. Guess that solves it

/possibly my all time favorite movie

Never piss off the pussy dude!

CoffeeMug: Thanks for the Boondock Saints references.

/I can't believe that just farking happened!

Ah yes, the funny man...

/I love it when Rocco loses his mind

Is this the week of caturdays? There was a Thursday Caturday, a Saturday Caturday, and a Sunday Caturday.

Is this today's Caturday thread?

Cats never do /anything/ by mistake.

HowAboutNo: Is this today's Caturday thread?

I think we have a double-barreled Caturday here.

Sounds like the cat was trying to do the guy in, but pussed out at the last second.

/could have been a catastrophe

Maybe it wasn't accidental; did he wake the cat?

moar funny pictures>

This just in: Plaxico Burress also had a cat stuffed in his waistband.

HowAboutNo: Is this today's Caturday thread?

no, today's Caturday thread is down here...

could someone post the pic of the deer with the camera on his head?

please

Sarah Jessica Farker: /hotlinked from teh Caturday thread

Ok I had a second where I was TOTALLY confused. Thought someone had stolen my cat.

Anyone notice the gallery of naked people? You guys are slipping.

How noble of that man to take the credit for shooting himself so that poor kitty doesn't have to go through attempted manslaughter charges.

Stiney: Sarah Jessica Farker: /hotlinked from teh Caturday thread

Ok I had a second where I was TOTALLY confused. Thought someone had stolen my cat.

Stiney! Get me a danish!

Mark my words, this is the first salvo in an ongoing war between Humans and their Feline Overlords. Tired of waiting on Humans to appease them while remaining under their own free will, Operation Enslave Groomer is now under effect. All non-feline beings are advised to put water between themselves and these ferocious creatures.

JericoPaladin: That's just revenge for this

This is why I visited this thread.

DeathByGeekSquad: Mark my words, this is the first salvo in an ongoing war between Humans and their Feline Overlords. Tired of waiting on Humans to appease them while remaining under their own free will, Operation Enslave Groomer is now under effect. All non-feline beings are advised to put water between themselves and these ferocious creatures.

Except they are now training some small kittens the power of water. Mine jumps in the shower and tries to kill me when I think I'm safe.

I think the cat did it. Not only that, but the cat must've had a word or two with the victim after the incident occurred. Why else would he have changed his story?

danceswithcrows: ...the only thing that stops Fuzzball is her lack of opposable thumbs.

God help us all. Evolution can sure be a biatch...

boonfarker: Sounds like the cat was trying to do the guy in, but pussed out at the last second.

/could have been a catastrophe

WIN!!! thread over