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(UPI) Dumbass Man says his cat shot him by mistake   (upi.com) divider line 64
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dahmers love zombie [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 09:24:59 AM  
Um, he doesn't really understand cats, does he?

 
Sgian Dubh 2008-12-13 10:02:20 AM  
So who was the cat trying to hit?

 
Sgian Dubh 2008-12-13 10:04:17 AM  
Also:
api.ning.com

And, of course:
www.askaninja.com

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 12:47:13 PM  
I know what you're thinking.

"Did Mr. Fluffy fire six shots or only five?"

Well, to tell you the truth... in all this excitement, he kind of lost track himself.

But being as this is a .45-caliber pistol, Mr. Fluffy's most favorite handgun in the world, and would blow your head CLEAN off, you've got to ask yourself one question:

"Do I feel lucky?"

WELL, DO YA... PUNK?!

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 01:00:18 PM  
"Tale away my cat nip will you"
img.photobucket.com

 
Walker [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 01:00:57 PM  
oops, make that "take"

 
lurkster [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 01:02:10 PM  
I always thought cats were more subtle and would try to make it look like an accident. Like they'll lay on the stairs when it's dark and stand up just at the right moment to trip you.

 
thatguyfred 2008-12-13 01:03:00 PM  
www.lolcat.net

 
skinink 2008-12-13 01:04:23 PM  
Like cats have enough interest to operate a gun. Dogs, on the other hand, will fark you up without a second thought.

 
slym 2008-12-13 01:08:50 PM  
Was the cat wearing sweatpants?

 
All Apologies 2008-12-13 01:10:05 PM  
I wouldn't put it past my cat, you wouldn't like her when she's angry.

 
wildsnowllama 2008-12-13 01:13:22 PM  
Bad Kitty!

 
badLogic 2008-12-13 01:15:26 PM  
dahmers love zombie: Um, he doesn't really understand cats, does he?

This.

Never trust a cat.

/has 3 cats

 
libbynomore2 2008-12-13 01:16:53 PM  
what day is it today ?

 
vaconex 2008-12-13 01:16:54 PM  
What was the cat's name?

I'll shoot myself in the head, you can tell me that cat's name! Go ahead!

 
Sarah Jessica Farker [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-12-13 01:17:26 PM  
i201.photobucket.com
/hotlinked from teh Caturday thread

 
Herman Borrach 2008-12-13 01:18:53 PM  
Dude, cats are casually malicious. It was no accident. you're lucky to be alive. Maybe you'll make with the Tender Vittles a little quicker next time.

 
alienofamerica [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 01:22:05 PM  
vaconex: What was the cat's name?

I'll shoot myself in the head, you can tell me that cat's name! Go ahead!


Damn you!

WHAT COLOR WAS IT biatch?!

 
SharkTrager 2008-12-13 01:22:52 PM  
Mistake my big white ass.

 
Crude 2008-12-13 01:25:05 PM  
Yes...YES...it was an accident...

(keep thinking that, you fool!)


(now, to lure him over to the stairwell....)

 
PizzaJedi81 2008-12-13 01:26:07 PM  
Herman Borrach: Dude, cats are casually malicious. It was no accident. you're lucky to be alive. Maybe you'll make with the Tender Vittles imported tuna a little quicker next time.

ftfy

 
danceswithcrows [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 01:26:51 PM  
img222.imageshack.us

...the only thing that stops Fuzzball is her lack of opposable thumbs.

 
CoffeeMug 2008-12-13 01:41:35 PM  
Thanks for the Boondock Saints references.

/I can't believe that just farking happened!

 
Shanghai_Flyer 2008-12-13 01:47:29 PM  
But he later denied the cat was responsible. Instead, he said, that he put his hand down on the seat for balance while he was standing up, landing on the gun.

"Yes, yes, just a mistake you see. Totally my fault." he said, sweating profusely while casting nervous glances at the cat.

 
meathome 2008-12-13 01:47:34 PM  
Came in for the sniper kitty pics...

leaves satisfied =-)

 
KidneyStone 2008-12-13 01:48:00 PM  
vaconex: What was the cat's name?

I'll shoot myself in the head, you can tell me that cat's name! Go ahead!


Damn you. Damn you to hell. I'll be damned if I can remember that f*cking cat's name. Your little what.......

Well, I was wondering what movie to pop in. Guess that solves it

/possibly my all time favorite movie

 
msheda 2008-12-13 01:49:36 PM  
Never piss off the pussy dude!

 
alienofamerica [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 01:56:08 PM  
CoffeeMug: Thanks for the Boondock Saints references.

/I can't believe that just farking happened!


Ah yes, the funny man...

/I love it when Rocco loses his mind

 
deadapostle [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 01:56:26 PM  
Is this the week of caturdays? There was a Thursday Caturday, a Saturday Caturday, and a Sunday Caturday.

 
HowAboutNo 2008-12-13 02:00:40 PM  
Is this today's Caturday thread?

 
Shadyman 2008-12-13 02:05:19 PM  
Cats never do /anything/ by mistake.

 
Keystone Copout 2008-12-13 02:07:00 PM  
HowAboutNo: Is this today's Caturday thread?

I think we have a double-barreled Caturday here.

 
boonfarker 2008-12-13 02:11:01 PM  
Sounds like the cat was trying to do the guy in, but pussed out at the last second.

/could have been a catastrophe

 
carniemechanic 2008-12-13 02:11:11 PM  
Maybe it wasn't accidental; did he wake the cat?
images.icanhascheezburger.com
moar funny pictures>

 
Thatguy 2008-12-13 02:11:15 PM  
This just in: Plaxico Burress also had a cat stuffed in his waistband.

 
Sarah Jessica Farker [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-12-13 02:11:36 PM  
HowAboutNo: Is this today's Caturday thread?

no, today's Caturday thread is down here...

 
RiverKing 2008-12-13 02:23:07 PM  
could someone post the pic of the deer with the camera on his head?

please

 
Stiney 2008-12-13 02:35:38 PM  
Sarah Jessica Farker: /hotlinked from teh Caturday thread

Ok I had a second where I was TOTALLY confused. Thought someone had stolen my cat.

i17.photobucket.com

 
Ashtrey 2008-12-13 02:38:29 PM  
Anyone notice the gallery of naked people? You guys are slipping.

 
billyboyxoxox 2008-12-13 02:39:13 PM  
How noble of that man to take the credit for shooting himself so that poor kitty doesn't have to go through attempted manslaughter charges.

 
JericoPaladin 2008-12-13 02:39:32 PM  

 
Sarah Jessica Farker [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-12-13 02:39:38 PM  
Stiney: Sarah Jessica Farker: /hotlinked from teh Caturday thread

Ok I had a second where I was TOTALLY confused. Thought someone had stolen my cat.


Stiney! Get me a danish!

 
DeathByGeekSquad 2008-12-13 02:57:14 PM  
Mark my words, this is the first salvo in an ongoing war between Humans and their Feline Overlords. Tired of waiting on Humans to appease them while remaining under their own free will, Operation Enslave Groomer is now under effect. All non-feline beings are advised to put water between themselves and these ferocious creatures.

 
edflyer 2008-12-13 02:57:39 PM  
JericoPaladin: That's just revenge for this

This is why I visited this thread.

 
Stiney 2008-12-13 02:58:40 PM  
DeathByGeekSquad: Mark my words, this is the first salvo in an ongoing war between Humans and their Feline Overlords. Tired of waiting on Humans to appease them while remaining under their own free will, Operation Enslave Groomer is now under effect. All non-feline beings are advised to put water between themselves and these ferocious creatures.

Except they are now training some small kittens the power of water. Mine jumps in the shower and tries to kill me when I think I'm safe.

 
Farkin'round 2008-12-13 03:05:05 PM  
i63.photobucket.comfarm3.static.flickr.com

 
TheSMA 2008-12-13 03:08:06 PM  
I think the cat did it. Not only that, but the cat must've had a word or two with the victim after the incident occurred. Why else would he have changed his story?

 
TheSMA 2008-12-13 03:10:09 PM  
danceswithcrows: ...the only thing that stops Fuzzball is her lack of opposable thumbs.

God help us all. Evolution can sure be a biatch...

 
TheSMA 2008-12-13 03:11:54 PM  
boonfarker: Sounds like the cat was trying to do the guy in, but pussed out at the last second.

/could have been a catastrophe


WIN!!! thread over

 
ollin 2008-12-13 03:11:59 PM  
i294.photobucket.com

 
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