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/screw that whore to Almighty Dollar

Most of America, 1978: "So if I became president, if you were in any way involved with 'KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park', I'd have public executions on the spot."

have another facelift and shut the fark up

TO: Gene

FROM: Pretty much everyone

RE: Your opinion on anything

We don't give a shait. Shut up already.

It's always encouraging when total depraved sleazeball dirtbag hypocrites get on their high horse and start condemning others for engaging in the one vice they don't.

Hey, we all have to look down on SOMEONE, I guess.

Note to self: never vote for attention whoring, moderately talented, passe rockstars.

Although, you have to wonder if he would execute by blowing big flames, or just stomp the druggies with those big boots?

Dear Gene, if it wasn't for drug dealers selling your fans drugs in the 70's, you wouldn't be a millionaire because they would have awoken from their stupor long enough to find the motivation to take Destroyer off of the turntable and put something else on.

What amuses me about Simmons is that he seems to sincerely believe that even if he wasn't a rock star, he'd still have banged pretty much as many women as he has.

Dupa: Although, you have to wonder if he would execute by blowing big flames, or just stomp the druggies with those big boots?

He would talk them to death. Fukcing loudmouth, talking constantly, saying nothing.

HEY GENE! YOUR 15 IS WELL AND TRULY OVER! STFU NOW PLSKTHXBAI!

Peaceboy: if I became president, if you were in any way involved with 'KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park', I'd have public executions on the spot

Also, this.

Well, thankfully Gene, you're a total farking cretin, so that will never happen. Go put the makeup back on and go back to playing gimmicky shiat for mullet-wearing morons.

PoopStain: I think if Gene Simmons came over to my trailer for a beer, we'd get along pretty well.

Then I would kill him.


Well in that case, please invite him.

Yeah, blame the dealers. Face it, people want to get high and some can't control themselves. Without decent drugs, people start huffing aerosol cans and gasoline.

i thought he was a libertarian?

But, I want to Rock and Roll all night!

This just in: Gene Simmons is a douche.

Nothing wrong with getting high. Plenty wrong with Gene Simmons.

Discuss.

Gene Simmons was in the very first PG-13 movie that I was ever allowed to watch (Michael Crichton's "Runaway", with Tom Selleck). So I have fond memories of him despite the fact that he is an unmitigated douchelord -- along with his entire farking family.

Who?

SilentStrider: i thought he was a libertarian?

Nope. Chaim Fuk-Witz is a straight fascist, pretty much. Social conservative, supported G-Dub, supported the Iraq invasion. Dude is a top-notch in-your-face arsehole.

And also a really shiatty fuk.^{^} (NSFW).

Like I am going to take anybody who appeared in Never Too Young to Die seriously.
WORST MOVIE EVER.

Welcome to Gene Simmons' Def Comedy Jam.

Sorry, Gene, only Gentiles get to be president.


/Doh!

There must be some mileage in doing a study in to why rock stars, no matter how good or terrible they are at their art, are always complete morons.

Now he's on record. If he becomes president, those murders can be found to be premeditated.

meekychuppet: There must be some mileage in doing a study in to why rock stars, no matter how good or terrible they are at their art, are always complete morons.

It's the same with a lot celebrities, get treated special long enough and you start to think you are special.

Dear Jerk: Now he's on record. If he becomes president, those murders can be found to be premeditated.

well played sir

I had a Chinese lab partner who told me how great their death penalty for drug dealers is. "No drug problem!" I bet.

Hopefully, execution of "President Simmons" for failure to uphold the constitutional Right to Trial by Jury.

Gene, you are an ass. Please go away.

I just popped in to see how fast the Gene Simmons' hate started... post #1... alrighty then.

For as much as people think Gene is an asshole, when it comes to the troops, I wish more celebrities were like him. He truly cares about every soldier in the military.

Maybe the military could become his einsatzgruppen for dealing with drug dealers.

DeathByGeekSquad: For as much as people think Gene is an asshole, when it comes to the troops, I wish more celebrities were like him. He truly cares about every soldier in the military.

I'd say he just sees a great opportunity to advertise to a captive audience

Ambitwistor: I had a Chinese lab partner who told me how great their death penalty for drug dealers is. "No drug problem!" I bet.

Well since he's here show him how great our drugs are.

The single most fundamental and basic foundation for common justice is:

AN EYE FOR AN EYE,
A TOOTH FOR A TOOTH

It is kinda an old one and goes back aways but it still pretty much makes sense.

Anybody who believes that anyone BUT a killer should be killed is basically a fukcing retard.

Ambitwistor: I had a Chinese lab partner who told me how great their death penalty for drug dealers is. "No drug problem!" I bet.



HEY MODS, WHY WAS THIS POST UNACCEPTABLE AND SQUELCHED? CHINA REALLY DOES HAVE MOBILE EXECUTION VANS FOR DRUG DEALERS.

/freaking autocrats that run this place

Well, since Gene was born in Israel, we don't really have to worry about it.

/Almost Human

Raging words typed on a keyboard cannot adequately convey how deeply and intensely I hate Gene Simmons.

I'll try though...

I.
Farking.
Hate.
Gene.
Simmons.

No, that didn't even come close.

Is his show still on A&E?
Having watched it once or twice it's good to see he passed on the douche gene to his son.

Why on earth would I possibly care about what this idiot has to say about anything other than advice about being a carnival barker?

dudemanbro: This just in: Gene Simmons is a douche.

well said!

Gee mods, thanks for yet another greenlight on this whore. I can't get enough of him and his facelifts.

Wow Gene, shut the hell up. You're really not as great as you think you are.

You know what..

I really couldn't care about Gene Simmons. But there's one thing he's always done really... And that's been a businessman who knows how to make money. He's up there with others like Donald Trump. But hey, who gives a fark? He honestly did work hard to get where he is, and it's thanks to merchandising his shiat band that maybe honestly has 10 good songs. So he goes "hey sell shiat and people do buy it, well that's nice" and started investing in OTHER business. He has partnerships everywhere always pulling in money. And he's even made bad investments. He can say whatever he likes about the drugs because he claims (and it was even a condition while he was on tour to make sure no drugs were around) he hates drugs, drinking and smoking, and ALWAYS has.

He's got at least a hundred million that he made on his own.... so he did something right.

Oh and did you hear about how he "slammed" any band out there that doesn't appear on stage right on time? He calls them a "biatch" and says you owe it to your fans, because they are the ones paying for you, they are the ones making you money so you'd better be there on time. I think he sometimes says so many things, that you can every once in a while get a good one.

Hey Gene, you know how else you're like Schwarzenegger? You weren't born in America, so the possibility of you ever actually becoming President is 0%. So stfu and get back to playing "Deuce" in your make-up.

Gene, put the makeup back on, get Ace and Peter back and play Cold Gin for us for the umpteenth time. Shut your gob and perform for us, monkey.

Gene Simmons > Ted Nugent

Discuss.

I'm here to give the people what they want but are apparently afraid to ask for in the past few Gene Simmons threads...

Pictures of his strangely attractive 15 year old daughter.










/Window seat, pls
//for the hotlinking
///and the statutory

nickxero:
Pictures of his strangely attractive 15 year old daughter.


Then why don't you post some, instead of that chunkette butterface?