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(YouTube) Video If you had had these teachers, you would have never dropped out and you wouldn't be living in a van down by the river   (youtube.com) divider line 31
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daywin [TotalFark] 2008-12-12 07:32:59 PM  
That was cool.

 
Z. Brannigan [TotalFark] 2008-12-12 07:38:32 PM  
daywin: That was cool.

riiiight...

 
robomonkster [TotalFark] 2008-12-12 07:42:42 PM  
Expecting video of hot teachers that had sex with their students.

Leaving disappointed.

 
el mental [TotalFark] 2008-12-12 07:43:48 PM  
robomonkster: Expecting video of hot teachers that had sex with their students.

Leaving disappointed.


THIS.

 
Razorwolf [TotalFark] 2008-12-12 08:39:44 PM  
Did anyone catch the keyword-whoring on that video description? It's enough to make a pornsite go pale.

 
klymen [TotalFark] 2008-12-12 09:16:08 PM  
That was cute.

 
Get Lost 2008-12-12 09:21:25 PM  
Shiat. What the f*ck?

Kinda tired but managed to see the bit about rapping teachers just in time.

/Or was that raping teachers?

 
12349876 2008-12-12 09:28:00 PM  
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Attention whore!

 
shawnshawnery 2008-12-12 09:33:09 PM  
i kept watching, just waiting for it to become funny, entertaining, or mildly amusing. sadly, the only effect it had on me was an urge to kill.

 
Atomic Spunk 2008-12-12 09:39:10 PM  
Reasons why this video sucked:
1. Can't understand 3/4 of the lyrics
2. The beat sounds like it came out of a 25 year old Casio keyboard
3. The "please like me" vibe these teachers give off is pathetic
4. Overacting

I could probably come up with 20 more but I shut this crap off after the first 20 seconds.

 
michaelgvh 2008-12-12 09:40:46 PM  
Only about 4:45 too long.
Fail.

 
lokisbong [TotalFark] 2008-12-12 09:45:29 PM  
daywin: That was cool.

You are one of the rappin teachers I presume.

 
pvd021 2008-12-12 09:54:56 PM  
Whoever green lighted this should be shot and banished from ever modding anything related to the music or video tab.

 
Catran 2008-12-12 10:00:44 PM  
If you had had these teachers, you would have never dropped out and you wouldn't be living in a van down by the river.

There, fixed that right up for you, subby.

 
neapoi 2008-12-12 10:01:32 PM  
Green?

 
odinsposse 2008-12-12 10:05:46 PM  
Protip: Just being a white guy trying to rap does not make you cool.

 
LordOfThePings [TotalFark] 2008-12-12 10:27:16 PM  
Catran: If youda had had these teachers, you would have of never dropped out and you wouldn't be living in a van down by the river.

There, fixed that right up for you, subby.


FTFY

 
Nowhereman 2008-12-12 10:50:15 PM  
dumppix.com

 
MarkKetch 2008-12-12 11:21:39 PM  
Well, at least they're having fun.

 
xrayspx 2008-12-12 11:22:18 PM  
I still would have dropped out. These guys are toolbags.

/there was little that could be done about me dropping out
//raping teachers would have been funnier Get Lost

 
flaflaflowhigh 2008-12-13 12:15:39 AM  
LAME.

 
Bhasayate [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 12:18:23 AM  
I would have killed myself.

 
fatbear 2008-12-13 12:20:37 AM  
Whoever green lighted this should be shot and banished from teaching.

 
zodar99 2008-12-13 02:50:05 AM  
img520.imageshack.us

 
dougfm 2008-12-13 09:52:06 AM  
12349876: Attention whore!

The search for "Fark's Biggest Overquoting Douche" is over.

 
smells homeless 2008-12-13 12:22:18 PM  
Just the fact that their school system let them get away with it is cool. It doesn't matter that the rap is crap, what matters is that there are at least two young teachers trying to reach their students. It's refreshing to see this instead of "Teacher Fired for teaching Upton Sinclair" or whatever.

 
orangeglacier 2008-12-13 06:26:28 PM  
As someone who goes to this highschool and has had one of the teachers, I feel I should defend them. It isn't some attempt to relate to the students, both teachers are excellent teachers and this was more of a joke than an attempt to reach out to the students. They aren't trying to make up for a lack of teaching ability, they're just doing this for fun.

 
tarbendar [TotalFark] 2008-12-13 09:10:10 PM  
orangeglacier: As someone who goes to this highschool and has had one of the teachers, I feel I should defend them. It isn't some attempt to relate to the students, both teachers are excellent teachers and this was more of a joke than an attempt to reach out to the students. They aren't trying to make up for a lack of teaching ability, they're just doing this for fun.

Because they touch themself at night.

FAIL.

 
doctorwormwood 2008-12-14 07:37:22 AM  
those men are very silly... I approve

 
lazfx 2008-12-14 01:25:13 PM  
Fark has now become ... uncool.

 
xx409xx 2008-12-15 11:52:04 AM  
Only in Massachusetts....

 
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